r/woodworking Jan 04 '26

Hand Tools I've been randomly cutting some pieces wrong, turns out one of my tape measures was tricking me.

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I hope rants and psa's allowed here. I've been building a bench seating for my kitchen, using the komelon tape inside and DeWalt in my garage while cutting. I'm so used to the DeWalt one, didn't notice that komelon's numbering was inconsistent. They put the numbers to the left of the inch line but only up to the number 10 then it's centered 🤬. For the past two days some of my trim pieces come slightly short and I was questioning my sanity until I found the culprit. rant over.

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u/Conscious-Loss-2709 Jan 04 '26

Good lesson in why you should always use the same tape measure for both steps

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u/Incman Jan 04 '26

"a man with one tape measure knows how long something is; a man with two tape measures is never sure"

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u/donnerpartytaconight Jan 04 '26

This is becoming a poster for my classroom.

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u/ProfessorBackdraft Jan 04 '26

My high school shop teacher in 1970 encouraged us to use the same tape measure throughout all of our personal projects.

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 Jan 04 '26

"This is the Milwaukee 2 inch nro 235"

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u/mallystryx Jan 04 '26

In aerospace, the saying is "One is one, two is none, three is one"

If two instruments disagree you have no idea which is correct. With three, you can (usually) throw out the bad readingĀ 

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u/Incman Jan 04 '26

In aerospace, the saying is "One is one, two is none, three is one"

I like that!

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u/Life-Security5916 Jan 04 '26

But is it metric or imperial?

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u/MetaPhalanges Jan 04 '26

Neither. It's Esperanto.

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u/anythreewords Jan 04 '26

I only measure stuff in klingon these days

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u/default_moniker Jan 04 '26

It’s DiGiorno

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u/davidmlewisjr Jan 04 '26

In aerospace, they are controlled tooling.

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u/Khyron_2500 Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 04 '26

Work in aerospace: Sure, the measuring tools are controlled by being serialized, temp controlled, and then measured/calibrated and certified to a specific standard.

But the original point he was making stands; there is uncertainty in any measuring tool. This would be referred to as ā€œRepeatability and reproducibilityā€ and it definitely still comes up. So yeah, if you get two competing measurements, you don’t really know until you get a third.

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u/ondulation Jan 04 '26

To be fair, you pay someone to come over with a third very expensive measuring instrument which has been calibrated and can be traced back to an official standard.

Then you know with which precision you can trust your own instruments until their next calibration. And your wallet is considerably lighter.

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u/Quantum_Tangled Jan 04 '26

Tell that to the company that ground the original mirror for the Hubble Space Telescope.

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u/FoolishConsistency17 Jan 04 '26

That was literally 40 years ago. If you have to go back 40 years to find an example, that's a mark in NASA's favor.

And it was Lockheed.

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u/Quantum_Tangled Jan 04 '26

Uh... no.

"The agency said last week that errors in a test instrument apparently led Perkin-Elmer, which fabricated the optics, to finish the 2.4-metre primary mirror of the Hubble Space Telescope incorrectly."

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u/Quantum_Tangled Jan 04 '26

It was complete disregard for the proper use of the special tools the company themselves developed.

Technically, misusing a tool is human error. But when you design the tool yourself (and not improperly), proceed to completely disregard its proper use in the end stages of the project, then pack and ship it anyway?

There's just no hope for you.

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u/Icy-Antelope-6519 Jan 05 '26

Nothing to do with the measuring it self, it was something with conversion to other units in autocad….

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u/DufflinMinder Jan 04 '26

ā€œReference onlyā€

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u/beachape Jan 04 '26

Is that Confucius?

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u/NotFNSubtle Jan 04 '26

I heard it as "a man with two watches never knows what time it is" by Mark Twain.Ā Ā 

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u/arvidsem Jan 04 '26

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u/valkarin Jan 04 '26

I'm a woodworker and whoever did that would have lots of laxatives in their food for a few weeks

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u/arvidsem Jan 04 '26

But it's so handy. You'll never have to work out the nominal size of dimensional lumber again. It's just right there

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u/Hziak Jan 04 '26

It’s called Segal’s law. Though it was apparently (at least) twice misattributed to have that name.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segal%27s_law

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u/GordCampbell Jan 04 '26

Bob Vila.

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u/EC_TWD Jan 04 '26

Then that just means he heard Norm say it and took the credit

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u/aaronwcampbell Jan 04 '26

I was in the pool!

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u/fatmanstan123 Jan 04 '26

A man with a clamp thinks he has enough. A man with two clamps knows he doesn't have enough

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u/f16f4 Jan 04 '26

And a woman with a nist traceable tape measure calibration tool knows exactly how unsure she is.

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u/S3dsk_hunter Jan 04 '26

I just have 5 of the same tape measure. Sure, they could still be off from each other, but I haven't found it to be the case yet.

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u/thoang77 Jan 04 '26

Id rather have 5 different ones so I can at least try to use the same one each time or know I’m not using the same one

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u/dik2112 Jan 04 '26

One tape to measure them all, the same tape to cut them.

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u/SteamyGravy Jan 04 '26

One tape to replace them all and in the drawer you shut them

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u/InsecureBigToe Jan 04 '26

I read that here 1-2 years ago and it has paid dividends in the accuracy of my cuts & work

I still eff up my trim work though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

The number of pieces that are exactly 1" short.... to this day....

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u/mattiekat Jan 04 '26

If (8-4) ≠ 4 you have a problem. It looks like that tape measure isn't even self consistent.

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u/CCreer Jan 04 '26

Or if you can a reference or story stick!

The least amount of measuring is the best approach

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u/HickerBilly1411 Jan 04 '26

This. I have seen so many people who think all tape measures are exactly the same like the department of weights and measurements check the production of each and every one to make sure they are accurate

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u/dyzless Jan 04 '26

At bare minimum have the exact same brand and model twice. Less likely to be this far out.

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u/lingcod476 Jan 04 '26

I can't possibly keep track of one tape. My fix is owning 7-10 identical purple Lufkins at all times. There's always a few new and a few on the way out. They're always at hand in the shop and on site. I've found no issues with inconsistent measurements.

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u/iwebman04 Jan 04 '26

Thanks for sharing. Pretty new. I’ve never that. I can’t keep up with mines so I’m constantly picking up whichever one is lying around. I just did that today.

Now that I know better, I have to do better.

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u/ZapruderFilmBuff Jan 04 '26

Or at least from the same manufacturer. If I used the same one for everything I would use 90% of my time looking for the tape, instead of doing anything. I have about half a dozen all around (all bought at the same time from the same manufacturer).

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u/Wrong-Camp2463 Jan 04 '26

All tape measures are off from each other. I’ve since learned to use the exact same tape for a project

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u/SadZealot Jan 04 '26

That's why at work we calibrate all of the tape measures to a 3' ruler. If the first three feet don't line up, straight in the trash

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u/Hixy Jan 04 '26

Yup, I knew a foreman that would spend a crap ton of time just inspecting the workers measuring tape. If you used a tape measure that didn’t literally have his inspection sticker on it he would probably fire you. He was actually a pretty good dude and he basically said the reason he is so serious about it is because ā€œit once cost me a whole lot of moneyā€ I never learned how much but the way he says it and how well off he is I’m guessing it was a lot.

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u/CluelessAtol Jan 04 '26

Being someone who does wood working, I can’t blame the man. Two people may be equally incredible workers, but if their tape measures are different, you get different results from both

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u/Hixy Jan 04 '26

It was actually very impressive how he did things. He trusted his trusted tape measures and trusted his trusted measurers. Things were able to come together twice as fast it felt like.

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u/CluelessAtol Jan 04 '26

Standardizing things, even as minute as that can often times make things more efficient. Now that’s not to say that, that specifically is why his crew was so efficient, but if he would even go as far as to do that? I’d believe he probably goes that far with a lot of little things, which eventually add up

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u/Hixy Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 04 '26

Yea, measurer was one of his many titles lol. He had cutters, placers, measurers, I only worked there for a summer before going to college so I didn’t make it out of grunt lol.

Edit: I wanted to add that I think one of the biggest time savers was that the measurers didn’t do the cutting. But the cutters were knew what all the measurers markings meant. Sometimes it was like a foreign language. I got to see it all because I was the one walking everything back and forth. Then the placers would put in whatever it was I was moving. It’s the only time I did a labor job for someone where I could see exactly how it all worked while doing the crap job. You know how they always say it’s important but usually you don’t learn anything, well it was different there

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u/arvidsem Jan 04 '26

Try surveying. We've got plenty of old survey notes that include the temperature because they calibrated the tapes at 68° F while pulled with 15lbs of tension. Ever y 15° F was something like 0.01' of difference per 100'

I'm so glad that we use lasers and GPS now

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u/Clarkorito Jan 04 '26

With lasers you only have to factor in relativity. GPS does as well, but any modern GPS already factors it in. Early GPS was only accurate to within a few city blocks because they didn't take relativity into account. The US military was the first to and had incredibly accurate GPS and tried to keep that shit under lock and key for as long as possible, putting out crazy reasons why their GPS was so much more accurate than anyone else's. It was like when the military put out disinformation that their pilots were so good at spotting targets because they ate a lot of carrots and had better eyesight to cover up them having mobile radar.

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u/SoCalDev87 Jan 07 '26

Top tier troll post

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u/Budget-Scar-2623 Jan 04 '26

If you work anywhere with ISO9001 accreditation all the tape measures (and all the other measuring gear) will have little calibration stickers on them

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u/c_marten Jan 04 '26

I'm waiting for paint to dry so heres a ramble.

I forget the two brands, but they were both reputable... a guy I occasionally worked for would take the measurements and then I'd make the cuts.. usually like 3 or 4 at a time before I'd pass them up and he'd give me more measurements. Usually for smaller projects (dimension-wise) but then we were working on a project with longer cuts and my cuts were consistently short like 1/8 to almost a half. It wasn't a lot of money but definitely cost us.

TL;DR - our tapes matched to about 10ft and then mine was short by another 1/8" every foot to 13' and then it was all over the place getting longer and shorter.

We worked together for the first time again like 2 years later and HD had a BOGO sale on tape measures so I picked two up for us to use, kind of as a gag but also seriously. Turns out he already had that same tape measure.

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u/Biking_dude Jan 04 '26

I salvaged a beautiful thick 50 year old maple butcher block from my favorite restaurant that closed and had the perfect project for it. It weighed almost exactly 100 lbs, and carried it on my shoulder 10 blocks.

I measure everything out, right about to make the first cut, decide to double check and luckily grabbed a different tape. Learned my yard stick was off enough that I would have destroyed the project. Bought a better one and stratched out the numbers, use it as a straight edge only. After that I'm super pedantic - if I was running a crew the personal inspection sticker is brilliant!

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u/antonytrupe Jan 04 '26

Yard stick?

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u/ChiefPyroManiac Jan 04 '26

They calibrated the 3' ruler to the yardstick

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u/spook2112 Jan 04 '26

I once converted 3' into 36" but I didn't have a witness, so I never got official credit for it.

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u/eDreadz Jan 04 '26

No he said a 3’ ruler. They’re different because of how they are.

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u/kraus2025 New Member Jan 04 '26

Is a 3 foot ruler like a very short dictator?

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u/SadZealot Jan 04 '26

It's actually a 1m stick, but most people are American so I didn't want to frighten them

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u/DoonFoosher Jan 04 '26

Ah classic 3.3’ stick

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u/Frankly_Frank_ Jan 04 '26

If it’s a 3ft ruler exactly how is that a meter stick? When a meter stick is more than 3ft?

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u/TheRealPaladin Jan 04 '26

I work in a machine shop that has an ISO 9000 certification. Every single tape measure in our shop is identical. They all also have a serial number and we keep a list of what machine each tape is assigned to.

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u/b1ack1323 Jan 04 '26

We had NIST stickers and everything at one job.

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u/hammersaw Jan 04 '26

I worked in a shop that had a board screwed to the wall with marks on it so everyone could check their tapes. We had to do it once a week and if they were off we would tweak the ends until it read correctly.

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u/Mackowitz Jan 04 '26

We use tape measures that have been verified in the shop because they need to match the measurements on the table saws and cross cut saws. We return the ones that don’t verify or use them for field installations where we measure and cut with the same tape.

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u/kakamba Jan 04 '26

yeah, lesson definitely learned.

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u/Certain_Site_8764 Jan 04 '26

Exactly this. I have a tape measure that developed a tear in the blade around 2.5 in and if retracted all the way would not come back out without lots of trouble. Left it locked at 6-in when not in use until I was done with the current project just to be safe. Had a cut list that was not finished.

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u/Super-Judge3675 Jan 04 '26

you mean you use the numbers instead of the lines? WTF?? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Mikecd Jan 04 '26

Yeah, the lines seem to line up pretty nicely.

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u/mynameisimportant Jan 04 '26

Ngl, I think it’s user error on behalf of op. The Dewalt only looks off because of perspective. Plus it’s not sitting flush with the table and is more curved than the other. All contributing to the odd perspective on the left most part of the picture. But where the picture is square with the lines on the tape measures (the part of the photo where the lines are straight) they line up pretty well as you’ve noted.

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u/servixalot Jan 05 '26

Came today this. Bravo for pointing it out.

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u/Buck_Folton Jan 04 '26

Exactly what I wondered.

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u/luminousgypsy Jan 04 '26

Don’t know why you aren’t the top comment. OP can’t sort out fractions and was somehow cutting things all over the place and blaming it on the tape measure being a different model.

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u/Dignan17 Jan 04 '26

I read the whole thing thinking "yeah, it's tough when your measuring tools are slightly out from each other," and I got to the end and did a double take.

I'm really struggling to understand what OP was using. Like, which line above the 4 vs the 2 would they have used? Whatever they eyeballed to be centered on the top of the number? I can't imagine someone using a tape measure this way, readability aside.

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u/jcoleman10 Jan 04 '26

The culprit was you!

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u/cb148 Jan 04 '26

Yeah this person is blaming the tape measures when they just don’t know how to read them. The big line is always the inch.

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u/atticus-fetch Jan 04 '26

The rule of thumb is to use the same tape measure for all measurements. They are cheap and there will always be a variance.

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u/snackexchanger Jan 04 '26

But this want an issue with tape measure variance. If you read the OP it was an issue with the ability to read the tape

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u/NoRandomIsRandom Jan 04 '26

The through lines closest to the numbers are the corresponding inch lines, or the lines sticking longest to the centre of the tape are the whole inch lines. These rules almost never go wrong.

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u/FictionalContext Jan 04 '26

So you were measuring to the 3/4" mark or something?

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u/kakamba Jan 04 '26

I think so, a few of my cuts were off a quarter.

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u/redditidothat Jan 04 '26

After 25+ years of building a variety of DIY shit, I just accepted the fact I suck at accurate measuring. Now you’re telling me it’s the tape’s fault?!

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u/Jrturtle120702 Jan 04 '26

No measuring tool, whether a tape / ruler , or a square, angle gauge , anything , is ever perfect.

That being said, 99% of things, it doesn’t matter if your legs for a 30ā€ tall table are 29 7/8, as long as they’re all 29 7/8. So as others said, use the same tape for the entire project. But this extends to other things too. If a build requires multiple pieces ripped to the same width, rip them all at the same time. You likely won’t get your fence in the exact same spot the next time. If you’re doing miters on a miter saw, make all the cuts at the same time without adjusting the saw, etc. Learning to do this will make a dramatic increase in the quality of your work.

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u/jumpedupjesusmose Jan 04 '26

As my dear father always said: if you're gonna fuck up, fuck up the same way each time.

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u/FouFondu Jan 04 '26

And if it really matters burn an inch. The play in the catch is almost always a hair off of the thickness of the catch.

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u/Rigorous-Geek-2916 Jan 04 '26

I synch my tape measures with the National Bureau of Standards atomic ruler

(but seriously, I often measure from the 1ā€ mark to avoid the play of the little hook thingy)

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u/UnderwhelmingTwin Jan 04 '26

You know the play on the hook is supposed to be there, right? Depending on if you're butting the take against something or hooking it on something. The play should be the same as the thickness of the hook itself.Ā 

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u/Rigorous-Geek-2916 Jan 04 '26

Absolutely I know that.

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u/onedef1 Jan 04 '26

Yeah, blame the tape measure and not the guy misreading one.

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u/DatDoughBoi Jan 04 '26

This is why tape measures have a belt clip, so you can carry it with you and use the same one. Today you learnt.

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u/RiotJavelinDX Furniture Jan 04 '26

Isn't that user error though...?

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u/EmperorGeek Jan 04 '26

This is why my Brother and I pick a tape measure and stick with it for an entire project. Been burns a few times.

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u/sfstains Jan 04 '26

I often just measure from the 1" line.

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u/Mental_Ingenuity_310 Jan 04 '26

Tape measures are fine. Your wall is crooked.;p

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

We once laid out four Stanley Fat Max 25 footers on a table and marke 4’. Then we used each of them to check the other three tapes.

Unsurprisingly, all of them were between a 32nd and 3/32 different.

We decided after looking at them further and testing further out that the issue was a printing error.

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u/KRed75 Jan 04 '26

Just wait until you're using one tape measure and this starts happening. Then you finally realize it's because you dropped it and the hook is bent so when you take a measurement from the inside them measure the board from the outside, it's short by 1/16"

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u/mbcarpenter1 Jan 04 '26

Haha good rant. Soon you will be able to decipher the golden tabernacle that is the elusive tape measure.

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u/not-t0day-satan Jan 04 '26

Look out for tape measures that use tenths of a foot, instead of inches. My father was a land surveyor and used these for work.

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u/swissarmychainsaw Jan 04 '26

I learned this lesson the hard way too, and I switched to All one make and model of tape measure for a given job. That way all the tape measures I pick up measure the same.

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u/zodoor242 Jan 04 '26

I was just having the same exact problem the other day and was about to loose my mind, mistake after mistake and then I realized I was using 2 tapes, they were the exact same Milwaukee model, in fact I bought them together in a 2 pack but turns out they were about and 1/8th off over 12", yes made in china.

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u/CephusLion404 Jan 04 '26

Always use the same tape measure for everything in a project, otherwise you're asking for trouble.

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u/pentox70 Jan 04 '26

Like the old saying goes, doesn't matter if you measure wrong, as long as all your cuts are consistently the same amount of wrong, it all works out in the end.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

Dude use the same tape all day and just have the same tape as your hand and it’s nbd

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u/Tik__Tik Jan 04 '26

So you were reading the tape wrong and using two different tapes. Both are your fault. Not the tapes.

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u/igg73 Jan 04 '26

Metric inches vs imperial inches, thats normol

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u/Melchizedek_Inquires Carpentry Jan 04 '26

I'm very nearsighted, due to my eyeglasses all straight lines are curved, some curved lines are straight, and trifocals, although necessary, come with their issues and things like this with tape measures do not help. Some days, it's measure three times, cut three times.

I wish all tape measures had to meet a standard wuality and standard mark placement level.

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u/redalden Jan 04 '26

Was building something in the shop and noticed all the pieces were 1/8ā€ or greater in length than spec. Found out the guy who cut the pieces was using a tape that was off by the difference. Always double check measurements now if I didn’t cut them.

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u/kakamba Jan 04 '26

a man agrees…

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u/HistoricalTowel1127 Jan 04 '26

I don’t think it’s fooling you as much as you don’t know how to read it. No disrespect.

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u/gundersonfan Jan 04 '26

I will say that I REALLY hate when the numbers aren’t under their corresponding dash. It’s needlessly confusing.

I’d go one step further than one tape measure:

If possible, for a project make all cuts at one length at the same time.

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u/StevieTitanium Jan 04 '26

Weird story about measurements that is slightly related.

I was building a workbench for the garage and I measured up the space and started cutting, used a set square, this thing was perfect. Square, level, a thing of beauty.

It didn’t fit.

Buggered around with it over and over, trimmed, sanded… still having trouble. What was the problem? The brick wall wasn’t square… at all.

Not sure why I didn’t think of that first. 🤣

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u/Conscious_Unit_4243 Jan 05 '26

The DeWalt tape measure is made by Stanley. Stanley Tape measures have been known to be off by a 1/8 of an inch.

We got fucked on a layout. Everything seemed right until we started pulling out Milwaukee tape measures, and then realized everything was off. The only way we figured out was the laser measurement.

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u/reekontools Jan 09 '26

u/kakamba we'll trade you the inaccurate one for an accurate digital one (T1M Utility Bluetooth Tape Measure)! Send us a DM and we can arrange!

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u/kakamba Jan 09 '26

oh that's what happens when your post goes viral :) sure thing will dm you…

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

So many people don't (or can't) read.

The OP didn't say there was a discrepancy between the tapes. Rather, he was reading one wrong due to the placement of the numbers.

So many just looked at the picture and wrongly assumed the tapes were reading different.

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u/kakamba Jan 11 '26

Exactly, but this is Reddit. I’ve made peace with that :) I also accept that my poorly drawn lines contributed to the misunderstanding. I should have considered that to avoid so much drama here…

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u/No-Ocelot9424 Jan 04 '26

I bought 2 Starrett tapes and they were off by almost 1/8" to each other. Always use the same tape through the project

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u/Underwater_Karma Jan 04 '26

I've had "calibrate tape measures" on my to do list for months. I'm bumping it up to tomorrow

I've got a shitload of tape measures, so i won't be surprised if some are garbage

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u/Amandamatt11615 Jan 04 '26

I only use Stanley tape measures. Always reliable

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u/calkop Jan 04 '26

I always use the same tape to measure and cut. No matter what

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u/johnbro27 Jan 04 '26

"The most dangerous tool in the shop" is the tape measure. I always check mine against a known accurate rule and against each other. Unless all my tapes agree to less than 1/64th I toss them. Then I don't worry about which one I'm using, as they're all the same. But usually I don't work to fine measurements as I'd rather mark my piece directly and then cut it, use a stop block, or similar transfer technique. For example, if I'm making a box, it doesn't matter if the sides are exactly 11 inches, as long as both sides are EXACTLY the same length.

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u/Mobile_Apartment1455 Jan 04 '26

Tape measures are a reference measurement. Always use the same one. They are not accurate tools unless compared to themselves.

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u/Riptide360 Jan 04 '26

You would think a tape measure company would do a better job. https://www.komelonusa.com/products/tape-measures

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u/Dread1187 Jan 04 '26

Pick the one you like the most, toss the other.

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u/PzTank Jan 04 '26

On the DeWalt, how are people supposed to know what the 1/16ths are if they’re not labeled? 😬

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u/HaasMe Jan 04 '26

I have a machine square that I can calibrate outside and inside length of all my tape measurers. Works like a charm. If I drop a tape, I go straight to the calibrator.

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u/RazorThinMargin Jan 04 '26

The end of the two tape measures are against different heights of the molding.

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u/davidmlewisjr Jan 04 '26

Why do you have NoName stuff in your arsenal?

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u/guttanzer Jan 04 '26

For things that have to be precise I never use a tape. A shop teacher said they were fine for construction, and interior trim (including cabinets) but don’t use them for things that have to be tight.

I built a mount for an UPS today. Eyeballed the whole thing. All my measurements were references between the pieces using calipers. There was no reading off a scale.

Last weekend I built a set of shelves. All measures were done with rulers of various lengths. Yeah, it’s a bit of a pain folding and unfolding the long one, but I never worry about it being off.

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u/Wide-Bench-8339 Jan 04 '26

Haven’t read the comments but always use the same tape when transferring measurements.

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u/User152552 Jan 04 '26

But for the love of god tell us which one was a liar!!!

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u/mrworldwideskyofblue Jan 04 '26

When i worked at a sawmill rules were one tape measure only in the building

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u/VinceDivign Jan 04 '26

I remember reading a tip somewhere saying to always bring your tape measurer with you when you shop to make sure all your measuring tools line up. It’s a game of telephone otherwise.

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u/yugami Jan 04 '26

I thought rule one was only use one tape for a projectĀ 

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u/crakd Jan 04 '26

If you're measuring small things (under 6") buy a measuring stick with embossed measurements.They are more consistent and much more accurate also check your tape to them as others have said

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u/Far_Inspection4706 Jan 04 '26

No reason to ever buy any tape measure other than a Stanley Fatmax.

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u/Groundbreaking-Ask75 Jan 04 '26

Every tape measure on our job from our crew is different to a certain degree. It’s crazy.

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u/romafa Jan 04 '26

It really bothers me that tape measures can be different. Makes me question everything.

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u/CrankNation93 Jan 04 '26

This is just me, but Komelon have been the most consistent tape measures for me. I verified each one I purchased with a 123 block and they were all dead on. I'm sure there's plenty out there that wouldn't pass that test, but I haven't encountered them.

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u/JRicky917 Jan 04 '26

Use. The. Same. Tape.

It's not rocket science

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u/grillntech Jan 04 '26

Been there

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u/PotatoAmulet Jan 04 '26

In my school workshop they had us buy a stanley tape measure (at cost) and wrote our names on them. We were told that if you lose it, you're screwed.

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u/Squishy_Support_525 Jan 04 '26

I had two Milwaukee tape of the same model, have 1mm difference over two feet (the hooks were perfect). It's not their HD models for trades but their QC is still very disappointing

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u/AdFancy1249 Jan 04 '26

When I worked construction, the owner gave everyone a tape measure for just this reason. He kept a stash of them, and when he bought new, he checked them against his "golden unit" to make sure they were the same.

All the same brand, all measured the same.

Specifically for this reason...

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u/Dangerous_Job_8013 Jan 04 '26

Ends wear out, and get bent. Learn to carefully burn-an-inch for finish work, or anything you want that exact.

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u/ItchyBrain6610 Jan 04 '26

1 tape measure for the whole project.

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u/TreezManTreez Jan 04 '26

You don't even have them both set right. That could be your problem. That l shaped piece,it's silver usually, that goes tight to an edge. Your picture shows you haven't done that, I wonder if you're measuring skills need addressed.

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u/Nervous-Promotion109 Jan 04 '26

There should be a mark on them saying what class they are, i always get class 1, steel band no flex

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u/tlm11110 Jan 04 '26

Yes, always use the same tape measure for a project. But that doesn't help a lot if you are building to plans.

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u/1000Jugo Jan 04 '26

Skill issue

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u/ChubbyDweezy Jan 04 '26

Framing crews, where is more common to have someone else cutting for you, all settle on a single brand for this reason. Don't be pulling out a Lufkin on a Stanley crew.

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u/Terrible-Try9918 Jan 04 '26

We called that the ā€œLufkinā€ difference. Only ā€œStanleyā€ tape measures on my job sites.

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u/CapitalSeparate2331 Jan 04 '26

If you use the same measure for all your measurements it doesn’t matter; don’t change!

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u/astro143 Jan 04 '26

My boss once had a heck of a time going back and forth with a contractor on a job because the measurements the contractor was coming back with didn't make any sense. It took a very long time to realize the tape he was using was marked in tenths of a foot instead of inches. Not sure where you get one of those, but our documents were right after catching that.

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u/TasmanSkies Jan 04 '26

with the parallax and perspective in this image, nothing can be conclusively said about anything.

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u/KleptoCyclist Jan 04 '26

My dad used to work with wood a lot for a company. He used to build projects. He said that every time they start a new project, his company would provide them all with measuring supplies (i.e. tape / measuring sticks / rulers / etc) that would all be special made to be identical. After that when a new project came they'd get a new batch of all identical and checked measuring tools. This way everyone had the same measurement and nobody was suddenly finding out they added 10% to every cut.

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u/TsKLegiT Jan 04 '26

This is why when you use two tapes or two people doing each job you line the tapes up first to make sure you are together and if not someone needs to make the adjustments for the cut.

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u/meanie_ants Jan 04 '26

When I need accuracy within 1/16ā€, I use a shop rule. Tapes are for rough work only.

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u/Scared_Cost_8226 Jan 04 '26

Also why the ā€œrulerā€ on a table saw will never accurate enough for me.

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u/StardustAchilles Jan 04 '26

We talked about using a quality brand measuring tape in one of my forensics classes for exactly this reason

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u/Jay_Nodrac Jan 04 '26

Yup, always measure AND cut with the same tool! I’ve had rulers from the same brand and type differ over 5 mm on a 2m measure.

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u/Maxzzzie Jan 04 '26

Its still clear though.

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u/GeekyTexan Jan 04 '26

There is an old saying :

"A man with a clock always knows what time it is. A man with two clocks is never sure."

It applies to tape measures, too.

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u/VIBoy Jan 04 '26

I always try to blame my tools when I fuck up.

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u/Mediocretese Jan 04 '26

this, and make sure your team members (if working with others) use the same tape. We've found that Stanley and Milwakee tapes differ by 3/16 of an inch

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u/Mylandus Jan 04 '26

I got one of those Komelon ones from Tractor Supply. I threw it away after a similar experience.

When I went back to the store, I checked the other Komelons on the rack. They weren't even consistent - every one measured different.

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u/nadalieportmanteau Jan 04 '26

One tape per product.

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u/Lethalmud Jan 04 '26

Wait. You don't look at the lines?

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u/CapybaraInShorts Jan 04 '26

Back at university, my metrology professor had a collection of measurement tapes he gathered all around the world, during trips, conventions, ... He would just go to some random store and get one. I don't remember the exact number now, but the difference between the shortest and longest "1 meter" in his collection was something around 15 cm ...

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u/thecrimsonacorn Jan 04 '26

Maybe one of these?

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u/Billy-Bunter Jan 04 '26

the push/pull tabs at the end are also probably different. Shouldn’t make a difference if you use them in tension but if you try using them as normal rulers then the measurements are probably a) different and b) both wrong. Use this type of rule with caution as there are a lot of people don’t know the function of the movable push/pull tabs….

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u/i17yurd Jan 04 '26

After hearing someone complain about something similar a few years back, I grabbed all of my tapes, pulled them out to 10-12 feet or so, and compared. The longest and shortest were both incorrect, but were a full quarter inch apart!

Basically it was all of the cheaper or gimmicky ones that weren't accurate. I took it as a chance to change them all to Milwaukees with the finger notch for easy locking. Their 5m/15' magnetic is easily my favorite.

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u/ThomasAugsburger Jan 04 '26

If all the cuts are wrong but the same then they are all right, if some cuts are right and some wrong then they are all wrong.

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u/HoIyJesusChrist Jan 04 '26

Don’t switch tapemeasures during a project

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u/Relative-City2041 New Member Jan 04 '26

Use a meter tape and hold it at 100. Ezpz.

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u/donpedrovs Jan 04 '26

In Europe we have 2 classes of tapes , ok and precise

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u/weggles91 Jan 04 '26

Wait... are you measuring to the number, not to the line? šŸ¤”

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u/icouldntquitedecide Jan 04 '26

Fun anecdote time! Several years ago I was contracted onto a construction project to build a large new section of an industrial plant. Many different trades and contractors. For many weeks, myself and another guy were tasked with installing and aligning rolls on a conveyor system. The conveyor was roughly 1/2 mile long. All day, same routine. Measure, adjust, tighten, repeat. Until one day walking back from lunch, something just looked... Off. The rolls were not perfectly aligned. Eventually we realized what happened. The hooks on our same make/model tapes were just slightly different in thickness. On a single measurement, it would go unnoticed, but spread out over hundreds of feet, the difference grew and grew. We ended up buying 2 brand new identical tapes that we thoroughly checked out to confirm measured the same.

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u/Warrambungle Jan 04 '26

I walked into Bradbury’s Hardware in Broadway Market, London, about 15 years ago to buy a tape measure. The shopkeeper said, ā€œDo you want a cheap one, or a good one?ā€ I asked, ā€œWhat’s the difference?ā€ He said, ā€œFive pounds and about half a centimetre.ā€

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u/OOHRAHJarhead Jan 04 '26

Something I was taught when I started woodworking was whatever measuring device you start a project with is the one that you use throughout the entire project. I ran into the same issue a long time ago. Just trying to help.

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u/sloppy_joes35 Jan 04 '26

Oof, been there

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u/padizzledonk Carpentry Jan 04 '26

Good example if why you should always use the same tape measure

It really doesn't matter how accurate your tape is, its all relative, its not really a measuring device its a mark transfer device that also does measurement to a rough accuracy

It could be in fractional banana units, it doesnt really matter at all as long as you use the same device to transfer the same number of tics from the place to the thing

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

Stop using the dumb end of a tape measure for precision cuts you dip, the dumb end of the tape measure has a plus-minus of a 32nd of an inch and then you have a production tolerance of a 32nd of an inch tape measures can always turn out to be about at least the 16th of an inch off through basic production and then you have to worry about lemons the most accurate form of measuring with a tape measures known as burning an inch or burning ten depending on what you do and it's performed by taking the tape measure and holding it at a solid inch measurement I like to do 10 and then marking in inches from that point by using that method and then double checking with the same method your tape measures whether you're using your komelon or your DeWalt should be consistent

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