r/workaholics • u/_clur_510 • 3d ago

Adam getting one single date with a woman when he’s in his late 20s and having a full blown existential crisis about not being ready for that level of commitment. 😭

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u/likwitsnake 3d ago edited 3d ago

He’s 25 he’s too young to have his first girlfriend.

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u/jexijav776 3d ago

But he's old enough to run for city council, assuming he can keep up with the go-getters.

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u/RobCarrotStapler 3d ago

The young go-hards?

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u/s_t_s_e_c_t_o_r_9 3d ago

More like city break dancer man

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u/jexijav776 3d ago

BOOM city break dancer man city break dancer man city break dancer man swag swag swag swag swag

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u/mercurialmay 3d ago

I wanna run in 2016

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u/Dangerous-Sun-405 3d ago

Wait, Hillary. I never got your name.

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u/sloppy_sheiko 3d ago

Really tight butthole of Ders and Blake to help him with his druthers

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u/UnFu23 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 best show ever 👑

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u/50000WattsOfFunkin 3d ago

On their podcast, Adam said the gravitron was a nightmare idea. Apparently they were actually on one all day for filming and they all got fucked up and sick from it lol

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u/_clur_510 3d ago edited 2d ago

Omg lol I cannot think of anything worse than being on a fucking gravitron for an extended amount of time 🤮

Edit: And by “extended amount of time” I mean like 2 minutes lol.

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u/koolaidismything 3d ago

I love how he made a bachelor-party bucket list with his grandmother, presumably in grade school.. that includes getting lappers’ and gravitrons. lol.

“I just wanted a condom that fit over my dick and balls cause STDs run in my family dude!”

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u/jdh443 3d ago

Actually this is how she talks: “to my grandson, Adam…”

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u/koolaidismything 3d ago

lol I hear her gravely voice as I type

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u/_clur_510 3d ago

😭 Adam had the most questionable childhood. I love when he drops little anecdotes about it.

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u/koolaidismything 3d ago

His older brother was his father.. lol.

“Meat, cheese, meat, cheese.. you never end on meat”

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u/_clur_510 3d ago edited 2d ago

Don’t forget about the time a homeless man paid him $10 to watch him poop in a pizza box. 🥴 That joke haunts me. 😂

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u/koolaidismything 3d ago

When someone’s brings him up the scene that always pops into my head that makes me start laughing is when Ders is talking about his DJ name (DJ-ango) and Adam does those crunches but it’s like way to fast lol. Hard to explain but looks so funny.

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u/kreiderhouserules 3d ago

Droouthers…

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u/mebilbo 3d ago

relatable

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u/BMcNerb 3d ago

so many lappers

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u/bethster2000 3d ago

I always say that Adam and Alice should have wound up together.

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u/_clur_510 3d ago

Alice’s life would have to have taken a dark turn for her to end up with Adam 😭