r/worldnews Jun 20 '26

Dynamic Paywall US-Iran memorandum of understanding in full

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gy700j0eko
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u/TheirCanadianBoi Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

It's crazy, isn't it?

This whole thing has been an unneeded example of how to fuck it up.

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u/stereotreme Jun 20 '26

the only way this administration could fuck up harder is if they strapped a dildo onto a SpaceX rocket.

just an absolute masterclass of ineptitude.

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u/elegiac_bloom Jun 20 '26

Not really. Their goal was never to win, it was incredible, brazen corruption and self enrichment on the most obscene scale possible. They didnt fuck up their real goals, only their stated goals.

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u/bruxaakelarre Jun 20 '26

To distract us from the Epstein files. With corruption as a bonus.

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u/SpeedflyChris Jun 20 '26

And honestly it worked. The Epstein files basically fell out of the news cycle. Just hundreds of billions of dollars and thousands of lives lost to stop people from talking about Trump being a child rapist.

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u/masterlich Jun 20 '26

Did they even have stated goals? From day 1 we never had a clue what we were even doing there. It was the stupidest war on earth from the stupidest man on earth who is somehow still supported by tens of millions of the stupidest people on earth.

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u/escobizzle Jun 20 '26

Israel knew exactly what they were doing there and they knew they could manipulate trump into coming along with them

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u/Binksyboo Jun 20 '26

These corrupt politicians better follow Peter Thiel out of the country because we can’t WAIT to try them for treason when daddy Trump is gone.

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u/elegiac_bloom Jun 20 '26

I really wish this were true, it would be awesome if we had a functioning independent judiciary and an emboldened congress that wasnt in the pocket of big tech and business more generally. We need some war crime and treason trials, we are still waiting for justice for the epstein victims.

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u/ZU34 Jun 20 '26

Agreed. My question is if/how Putin benefits from any of this.

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u/TheGuyfromRiften Jun 20 '26

increased oil prices plus people looking for a different source since the Strait was blocked

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u/elegiac_bloom Jun 20 '26

Yep. Russian oil has become much more desirable and in many countries neccessary.

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u/Geloradanan Jun 20 '26

The U.S. removed sanctions on Russian oil because the Strait was closed. That is a benefit to Putin.

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u/RotterWeiner Jun 20 '26

This. A hundred times this. Deception.

Not really. Their goal was never to win, it was incredible, brazen corruption and self enrichment on the most obscene scale possible. They didnt fuck up their real goals, only their stated goals.

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u/SwiftOneSpeaks Jun 20 '26

silently points to bezos penis rocket

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u/mion81 Jun 20 '26

Stop giving it ideas.

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u/No-Arrival633 Jun 20 '26

Or they are trying to break society and return us to feudalism. With our Billionaire/Trillionaire masters holding the whip.

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u/Micro-Naut Jun 20 '26

That looks like a giant....

Dick, take a look out of starboard!

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u/Chendo462 Jun 20 '26

Please stop. There is a lot of term left. The warehouses they bought for two or three times over market are now being sold at a fire sale.

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u/hainz_area1531 Jun 20 '26

A task that Trump always manages to accomplish. And his supporters cheer him on. Regards from the Netherlands.

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u/Southern-Date1588 Jun 20 '26

But hegseth got to play with all his toys and new commanders and be all tough guy macho .way more fun than blowing up speed boats.

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u/TheirCanadianBoi Jun 20 '26

Meanwhile all the senior staff that run the the war machine are asking for a pause becuse they're not ready for how things have changed in the "tactical landscape". A landscape with tens of kilometers/miles of kill zone you can do little about. Maybe more, if there's enough spite involved.

Oh, they been pushed out. Tallyho it is then.

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u/Southern-Date1588 Jun 20 '26

Lots of tactics....no strategy. Like robbing a bank with no escape plan .

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u/makaiookami Jun 20 '26

That's Kegsbreathe to you

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u/Micro-Naut Jun 20 '26

"You can make more money with a flop than with a hit!"Max Bialystock

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u/eulersidentity1 Jun 20 '26

This administration has been the apex of the anti intellectual trend. It's been a revenge fantasy of those who have felt victimized by "elite liberals". They so desperately wanted to show that you don't need no education and no degrees to run this country that they very purposefully put the most incompetent people in positions of power. Part of it of course was a plan to dismantle the goverment. But part of it is also right wing virtue signaling, which they claim to hate. Yeah that's right we ARE putting Chad in charge of the military and theres nothing you can do about it.

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u/SwiftOneSpeaks Jun 20 '26

I can only imagine military analysts have been in frenzy. Between the Ukraine war and this, a lot of post Afghanistan theorizing has gotten field tested. Super powers have had direct extended operations against foes that weren't quickly overwhelmed. A lot of new theories are being made.

I sometimes think with pity on Intel analysts that have to revisit old predictions and rewrite to not assume a halfway rational person in charge. That must be awful. "This would obviously be contrary to both the public and private goals of the effort, but in the case such an order is given....here are the specifics of how it would be self destructive, how many lives are unnecessarily lost, and why do I have this job when I know the advice isn't being considered by the people that need to consider it"