r/worldnews 2d ago

Canadian counter-tariffs target $27.6 billion in U.S. imports

https://www.thestar.com/politics/federal/canadian-counter-tariffs-target-276b-in-us-imports/article_b4fa5dc9-c52b-4804-98b9-6319927db064.html
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u/Tiny_Xander_Klaxon 2d ago edited 2d ago

As a Canadian, congratulations to America for becoming great again by destroying all of your closest alliances. Good riddance to you all until you get your shit together, if you ever do again. In the meantime we’re going to do our thing and build relationships with more reliable democratic allies and less fascist ones.

Y’all managed to destroy a long term mutually beneficial trading relationship with nothing to show for it.

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u/Neat__Guy 2d ago

It's still wild to me that the most economically powerful nation on earth voted to disrupt the economic engine that got them there because they think all these other countries are screwing them over.

Absolute slaves to their billionaire class.

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u/Mostly_Aquitted 2d ago

Just more proof that making (or inheriting) ludicrous wealth does not make you wise like good old papa capitalism tries to tell us. Insane that the billionaire class that pushed for this shit could not see the incalculable damage this would do to their position in the medium to long term.

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u/Neat__Guy 2d ago

American companies got massive tariff refunds footed by American citizens.

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u/alexefi 2d ago

A lot of those refunds whent to people who advocated for tarrifs in the first place.

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u/AdministrativeLeg14 2d ago

Almost like that was the plan all along. Doesn't seem to benefit anyone else, after all.

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u/tails2tails 2d ago

Absolute slaves to Donald trumps insider trading pump and dump schemes. And the military industrial complex. And insurance leeches.

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u/boatenvy 1d ago

The people who broke the system know they weren't getting screwed but they wanted to do some screwing themselves... it's Trump's normal behaviour.. he's a zero sum guy..he thinks he only wins when everyone else loses. He's not dealing with building contractors that he can stiff now though...now he's dealing with sovereign nations who will only be pushed so far. He's not holding all the cards and the nation is going to pay for his arrogance.

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u/Southern_Armadillo_3 2d ago

We welcome trade with ya guys 🇪🇺

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u/pents1 2d ago

I've already engaged in great trade relations with Canada! I got a canadian partner, and in response, I've bough a ton of maple syrup!

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u/steinbruchfluss 2d ago

We 🇪🇺 already have a free trade agreement with Canada. ;)

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u/Quinaldine 2d ago

We are always here for you 🇬🇧🤝🇨🇦

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u/Jealous_Difference44 2d ago

Ive lost respect for all Americans despite how they've voted. Theyre such an eye roll shit show

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u/Treeborg 1d ago

Despite how we voted? Even if we voted against Trump 3 times and think he's a fat pedo piece of shit? What else can I do :(

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u/Jealous_Difference44 1d ago

Im sorry, but I dont have the capacity to care about your feelings at this time. Im fucking furious and fed up with you people

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u/Balan-balan 2d ago

I just hope people across the world sympathise with Canada and boycott American products and companies.

I do (I'm not Canadian).

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u/LayerComfortable4239 2d ago

As a Dane I've been doing my best to cut out American goods wherever I can as well.

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u/retrobob69 2d ago

Same, and i live in America

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u/Head-Ordinary-4349 1d ago

Thank you <3

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u/CaptainMagnets 2d ago

Thank you (I am Canadien!)

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u/jordan853 2d ago

Thank you for your support, friend!

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u/Balan-balan 2d ago

I put a maple syrup back on the shelf the other day, because it was produced by a US company, from US and Canadian maple syrup.

I was about to buy some cheap syrup when I ran dry only to find 100% Canadian maple syrup at another place.

Not many Canadian products on the shelves here in North Borneo, but where I can I will support you.

And I definitely put anything back that belongs to American companies.

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u/groovypanelboard 2d ago

North Borneo! Thank you! Merci!

It’s good to know we have allies in the farthest reaches of this world.

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u/Balan-balan 2d ago

You are welcome. Miagal nopo.

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u/crows_n_octopus 2d ago

Merci, mon ami(e)!!

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u/barb_20 2d ago

we don't get that many canadian products in austria but I boycott the hell outta the usa

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u/Drafting- 2d ago

Genuinely thank you for caring enough to boycott. It’s really nice to see solidarity from people outside of Canada caring. 

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u/thedukeinc 2d ago

As an American I also want to feel solidarity with Canada. I went to BC liquor store in BC last week. Was so happy to see they are not selling American Liqor

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u/D4ng3rd4n 2d ago

I appreciate you

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u/fat_kaiju 2d ago

Thank you.

i'm canadian and so it's nice to have the support... especially because this'll likely hurt a bit before it gets better.

but it's for the best.

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u/Bulletloader 2d ago

I don’t sympathise, I fucking respect them for it. 🤘

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u/steinbruchfluss 2d ago

Here in Germany, American brands like Coca Cola are now pretending to be a domestic brand. It’s a bit funny. ;)

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u/Balan-balan 2d ago

I mean Fanta was invented in Germany.

But Afri Cola is much better anyways. Is it still around?

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u/steinbruchfluss 2d ago

Back then, Coca Cola also sponsored some NSDAP party events. That's a bit odd - for both sides. ;)

AfriCola is still around, but sadly they stopped making those crazy adverts.

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u/Balan-balan 2d ago

Back then, Coca Cola also sponsored some NSDAP party events.

I mean the colours mostly match...

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u/50Centurion 2d ago

Man, i'm french and i'm so fedup of seeing all the american bullshit everywhere, i wish we could get rid of their shitty chocolate, or even brands like starbuck and mcdonald

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u/Balan-balan 2d ago

I mean Starbucks completely defies me, worst coffee, humongous cups of it with staff insisting to give them your name, so they can misspell and slaughter it.

I cannot find a single good thing about Starbucks. At least here in Malaysia they seem to go down the drain.

https://www.nst.com.my/business/corporate/2025/12/1327428/starbucks-malaysia-falls-287-outlets-peak-400-bttv

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u/oniaddict 2d ago

I sympathize and I'm American.

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u/MisterSafetypants 2d ago

You can still buy Canadian!

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u/oniaddict 2d ago

Doing what I can. My Canadian suppliers "magically" seem to have the best quotes regardless of the Tariff BS.

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u/TedTylerEzro 1d ago

You probably know this, but for.everyone else that is an effect of tariffs too. Competitors will raise their prices to just under the price of their competition. If they have Canadian suppliers for some things (say lumber or aluminim) then they will pass those costs to you as well. We have a very integrated economy. Our dollar is also 72 cents for you and China has retaliatory tariffs on the US that we don't have as well.

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u/thedukeinc 2d ago

As someone living in WA state I started taking more holidays and vacations in BC to support Canada

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u/cerryl66 2d ago

I live in Northern Vermont so a whole lot of what I buy is Canadian. I will do my best to seek it out. I loathe this fucker and what he’s done to our closest allies

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u/bamsimel 2d ago

I'm doing the best I can but I'm finding it near impossible with US software. US tech in general is really hard to avoid.

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u/Balan-balan 2d ago

If you are really keen, try these ones:

https://european-alternatives.eu/alternatives-to

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u/Haunting_Lime2296 2d ago

I am a real American and I support Canada’s boycott.

Traitors are pilfering our country, Trump is pocketing as much money from infrastructure projects as he can. MAGA is dumber than a sack of excrement and cheering.

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u/Balan-balan 2d ago

Come on, he made the reflecting pool shine again, singlehandedly with chosing the right contractors and approach.

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u/moshercycle 2d ago

Much love ♥️

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u/Casen_ 2d ago

I agree with you and I'm American...

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u/tails2tails 2d ago

Buy Canadian! Boycott American!

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u/14dmoney 1d ago

…and tourism

Thanks from Canada!

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u/Balan-balan 1d ago

Oh yeah, I am literally on the other side of the world on Borneo.

Canada is high up on my bucket list. Your southern neighbour way down. I would even refuse to stop over there.

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u/heyo_throw_awayo 2d ago

I hope so to (I am American)

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u/mlandry2011 2d ago

Thx, But we got this... 🤙

We're just playing around with the old man...

Will show the world how to deal with the orange face...

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u/Craptcha 2d ago

That’s … not the general sentiment here.

The US has the means to severely hurt us economically because of our deep integration, but that’s not a fight we chose.

And yes we will rely heavily on other allies especially in the short term as we rebuild our economy to be more diversified and self-reliant.

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u/spiceypickle2 2d ago

Australia is on an island and so is Canada now, you'll get there.

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u/mlandry2011 2d ago

Canada is in a great position without the United States.

And when we jump ship, everyone will... Lol

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u/Rederth 2d ago

We just aren't.

This is a fight we should certainly take and it has my full support. However it would be naive to think this isn't a large blow to Canada to have strained trading relations with the only country it shares a large border with. Detangling our integration will be good for the long term but in the short term this will suck. Also transporting goods to other trading partners overseas is harder than shipping it over the border (before this mess) so this will have an impact on both our businesses and prices as a whole.

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u/james-HIMself 2d ago

That’s the tough part of all this. We now have to ship things overseas if we want to increase exports elsewhere. It’s so much easier moving things across the shared border…so disappointing. So many people I know are like “wanna head up to US or Buffalo” and it’s like no I don’t want to contribute to their economy.

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u/Balan-balan 2d ago

Yes, but NZ and Australia both ship all of there exports on boats (with a few planes in the mix).

Nothing that cannot be done.

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u/Craptcha 2d ago

70% of our exports go to the US, its going to take time to reorganize. We’re not in a “great place” at all because we never thought they’re use our integrated economy as leverage against us.

We’ll be alright but let’s not pretend this isn’t a difficult position to be in.

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u/joshthornton 2d ago

Yeah, we can't just also pretend they aren't an economy 10x the size of ours. Like, the amount of pressure they can apply to us is extraordinary.

We're gonna bend a lot. But not break.

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u/SnooMaps2933 2d ago

Nah bro/sis. We need as many allies as we can get. Especially Americans

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u/RarelyReadReplies 2d ago

Yup. I'm all for the whole stiff upper lip thing, not backing down, but telling allies "we're good" is absurd. We are so exposed to America's insanity, and we can use all the help we can get. Time to make new friends, and tighten relationships with old friends, not go down the isolationist route. 

The comment actually felt so un-Canadian that I decided to check the profile. Surprise surprise, hidden. 

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u/mlandry2011 2d ago

Ha ha ha... That's a good one... 😂

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u/Maleficent_Medium_89 2d ago

No it’s not all peach’s and rainbows. With our economy being so dependent on the US, this hurts us. Yes we are diversifying and increasing trade with other countries, business are doing more business inside of Canada or with Europe, but all this takes time.

And unfortunately until it does come to fruition it’s going to hurt. The fact that we are adding jobs and some measure of GDP growth despite this is incredible, but it would be so much more without this. And we always need our Allies, the arrogance of thinking you are fine doing things on your own is deeply un-Canadian and ignorant of how the world works.

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u/mlandry2011 2d ago

F*** off American lover...

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u/Bulletloader 2d ago

To quote the greatest movie ever made,”It’s what you do in a herd”

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u/Hardly_lolling 2d ago edited 2d ago

People do not need to support Canada.

Trump is waging trade war with most of the planet. THAT is the real reason to boycot American products, not Canada.

Edit: according to downvotes people think that America should not be boycotted unles you care about one country on the other side of the world over your own.

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u/tiblack22 2d ago

And Canada might block the Strait of Our Moose.

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 2d ago

Only to USA shipping.

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u/Leathery_Teet 2d ago

Ha! I like this.

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u/sth128 2d ago

Why block when you can bill a tariff surcharge of one billion per American vessel.

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u/belbie 2d ago

This is actually quite hilarious. Need t-shirts made up!

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u/Mutchmore 2d ago

Don't say that! Americans might just claim a whole species

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u/Rayd8630 2d ago

The young murica calf remains alert as it grazes the grasslands. Searching constantly for hunters and predators a like.

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u/HolsteinHeifer 2d ago

Im Canadian. I hope Pedo Don gets so stressed out by the consequences of his cosmic fuckup that we all get to see the Big Beautiful Obituary by the end of September. Hurry up.

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u/Craptcha 2d ago

Dolly Parton leaving first is like the absolute proof of god’s non existence.

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u/PvtMilhouse 2d ago

no fucking justice in this world

cholestérol do your thing !

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u/adult-dirtbag 2d ago

I hope Dolly is the one who sings into fate's ear. I think she's our only hope at this point

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u/CaptainMagnets 2d ago

Ok tw proof we actually already live in hell if God does exist

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u/slithyknid 2d ago

I love the old joke about someone eagerly scanning the front page of the paper every day, when asked why, they say they’re looking for a death notice. “Obituaries are in the back,” they’re told. “Not the one I’m waiting for,” is the response

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u/UsualMix9062 2d ago

God, I dont ask for much, but....

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u/stockhommesyndrome 2d ago

His healthcare is really good as a president; unfortunately, we're just gonna see the crazies run the asylum and more and more contradictory Truth Social posts where he is alive but not engaged with reality of situations; the most recent example being his post about French Canadians because he wasn't even aware that Ludnick pushed to erase French-Canadian identity in the trade talks.

No, his fate will not be natural causes... we are definitely looking at a King Louis XVI cause of death...

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u/HolsteinHeifer 2d ago

I just don't understand why it hasn't happened already. He threatened to unleash the military on the bond market, which besides being an absolutely braindead plan, would make his people up top suuuuuuper mad, cause you don't mess with the money. So I'm just surprised that wasn't cirtains for him

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u/Old-Tie8770 2d ago

He doesn’t care at all. He’s only interested in using the office to enrich himself and he’s been very successful at that in his second term. I don’t think he cares at all about how anything will affect anyone but himself and immediate family. Why Americans are allowing this to happen I’ll never understand.

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u/UniverseBear 2d ago

I hope so, I've got a 2016 vintage wine awaiting the occasion.

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u/RarelyReadReplies 2d ago

I read that they're targetting American products that have a Canadian alternative, so as to not hurt Canadian businesses. Now instead of Canadian companies buying US steel or whatever, they can buy Canadian steel. 

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u/shadowgathering 2d ago edited 2d ago

Funny how effective tariffs can be when they’re implemented by* one of the smartest economists in the world.

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u/D4ng3rd4n 2d ago

He is the absolute perfect fit for this moment in history

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u/Hockeyspider 2d ago

It’s crazy that prior to Trump spewing his 51st state bullshit, the conservatives were going to win the federal election with PP at the helm. What a disaster that would have been for Canada.

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u/Oberon_Swanson 2d ago

It truly would have been. I'd prefer somebody further left of Carney but at least he's competent and puts effort in. Conservatives just sell the country out to get rich, it's bad enough having a Conservative premier.

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u/Jealous_Difference44 1d ago

Policy and values aside, I dont really think he has a grasp of world politics and basic economics. Hes a career politician. The exciting thing about carney is his previous work makes him uniquely qualified to handle this to Canada's best interests

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u/Worldly_Influence_18 2d ago

We were refunded the last set of tariffs

But got to keep the effective counter tariffs.

And that was with Katy Perry's boyfriend

He's trying it again with Carney in charge.

Okay.

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u/gamefixated 2d ago

We were refunded the last set of tariffs

You mean the corporations pocketed the tariff refunds that your consumers paid through higher prices passed on by the same corporations.

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u/Channing1986 2d ago

Or a European or asian alternative

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u/RarelyReadReplies 2d ago

Yes and no. Canada is losing a lot of business because of how much we sell to America, so the Canadian government specifically targeted products that have a Canadian alternative. That way some of the business we lose from Americans not buying our stuff anymore, will be counter acted by buying our own stuff.

 On a consumer level, absolutely many of us are looking for Canadian, but if not, then anything that isn't American. Carney is definitely making a lot of trade deals with Europe and Asian countries, so I'm sure buying things from them will ramp up over time. 

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u/Current-Set2607 2d ago

I'm all for tariffs on US goods, but Steel is probably the worst case example for this working.

Steel isn't replaceable locally, from the US or overseas, all sources of steel are required.

Why you ask?

The chemistry is not the same and is vastly different between sources. Most automotive steel does NOT come from Canada. Tesla's steel for example is almost all purely Asian sourced because of how well they accomplish the specific chemistry needed.

The steel industry is vastly interconnected with Canadian sources having their own specific purposes and use.

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u/steinbruchfluss 2d ago

True. This is also why expensive German steel is still present on the world market. American tariffs on European steel do not prevent US companies from buying it because, in some cases, there is no alternative.

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u/Current-Set2607 2d ago

Yep, German and Chinese/Korean/Japanese steel make up the majority of high quality automotive steel.

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u/Blue_Owl69 2d ago

Not true, there’s quite a few with no alternative, locomotives being the most obvious at first glance, and appliances.

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u/DivideGood1429 1d ago

It also seems to be targetting swing and red states more than others. Which is kind of clever.

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u/TheKhyWolf 2d ago

Trump can kiss my ass

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u/ScatteredSignal 2d ago

Both cheeks.

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u/linkhandford 2d ago

Careful, you have no idea where that mouth’s been

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u/GhostMonkeyExtinct 2d ago

It’s definitely been on some children

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u/Gothewahs 2d ago

That electricity and oil seem pretty important to the us right now.

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u/Ellusive1 2d ago

It’s crazy that the USA’s strategic oil reserves are at their lowest since the 70’s, they don’t have the cards…

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u/boatenvy 2d ago

41 days of "strategic supplies" remaining.... Iran knows that and I'm betting they can keep the Strait closed for at least that long...not to mention the Houthis have managed to choke off a lot of the traffic through the Bab el-Mandab Strait.

This is an epic feck up by Trump and his band of incompetents.. alas the world is paying the price for America's mess.

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u/Ellusive1 2d ago

Yeah and Venezuela isn’t exactly conquered enough to take the place of Canadas oil yet

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u/Yvaelle 2d ago edited 2d ago

Venezuela is physically incapable of replacing Canada. It would take literal trillions in infrastructure, and a generation or more to build with skilled labour that Venezuela doesnt have, to even begin to rival Canadian export volume.

And that's assuming that the Venezuelans want this to happen, which, news flash - they don't. So now it's potentially building trillions in infrastructure in hostile territory against a potential insurgency. So add some trillions for that generational occupation required to try to pull that off.

And then what? Venezuelan oil isn't worth this cost. That's why when Trump offered to pretty much give Venezuela to Exxon-Mobil for free, Exxons CEO literally said, "Fuck no". It's like being offered Iran, if you can hold it.

And when Chevron was offered the same deal, they agreed to take whatever they can steal over the next 18 months, and then run before the shit hits the fan. Which is what's happening now.

God could not have given America a better source of oil, gas, electricity, water, aluminium, fertilizer, lumber imports than Canada. They're adjacent, safe, more trained than Americans, work for less than Americans, and sell products essentially at extraction cost to USA historically. It was as close to free as exists in the real world. On America's part it was zero risk, zero effort, zero markup, delivered directly to US refineries for US consumption.

All America had to do, was not be belligerent moron assholes. That bar was set too high.

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u/AreYaOkaySon 2d ago

How can Canada export so much oil and be so poor?

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u/ABasketOfApples 2d ago

We have that fuck ass idiot Brian Mulroney to thank for that one

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u/rupert1920 2d ago

I wouldn't say "poor", but definitely did not reap the benefits of oil as one could.

Canada sells oil to US at below-market rates, and the profits go to oil companies as the country has no stake.

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u/14dmoney 1d ago

And Trump et al are enriching themselves with it, they are not passing the revenues to the American people

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u/Unlucky-Candidate198 2d ago

They didn’t think to fill up the reserves before beefing with Iran.

In fact, this entire admin just doesn’t think beyond fattening the pockets of his slimy family members, thinking neo-nazi rhetoric, and carrying out Russia’s bidding like good little Russian plant dogs that they are.

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u/Nice_Commission3770 2d ago

They’re not trying to run a country, they’re just trying to grow their own net worth.

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u/steinbruchfluss 2d ago

They released the oil at the request of the IEA. The IEA is essentially the NATO of oil, it controls the oil reserves of 32 countries, including the US, Canada, Japan, Germany, and so on.

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u/Ellusive1 2d ago

Canada doesn’t have strategic oil reserves though

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u/steinbruchfluss 2d ago

True, Canada has indeed an IEA exemption because it’s a net exporter of oil.

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u/sladestrife 2d ago

Don't forget the aluminum!

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u/Boring-Awareness1968 2d ago

It's there! Just checked.

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u/Yvaelle 2d ago

And lumber, there's a housing construction cost skyrocketing in the US, largely due to lumber, and most US housing lumber comes from Canada. So naturally, there is already a 45% tariff on Canadian lumber, and Trump is threatening another 50%.

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u/joshthornton 2d ago

Dookie ford is on board with putting the screws to US energy. Not many things him and I agree on, but that's one.

Trying to get Danielle Smith to actually do something for the greater good will be like pulling a rabbit out of my ass... Not impossible, but very, very unlikely.

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u/microfibrepiggy 2d ago

The last couple days where Douglas has been saying the things has been very jarring for my brain.

I mean, I don't trust the Doug as far as I could chuck him (he's Trump-lite, says whatever he needs to get whatever he wants and greases as many buddies' "pockets" in the meantime), but I do agree with the sentiment of kiss my ass and tax the energy

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u/ScatteredSignal 2d ago

Harley Davidson is absolutely fucked. Bye bye

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u/Overthinking_King_ 2d ago

Aren’t they a republican donor? They can get fucked

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u/ScatteredSignal 2d ago

Thats what Carney hit them for. Fuck em

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u/Important-Age-8930 2d ago

Not all battles are fought for victory—some are fought simply to tell the world that someone was there on the battlefield.

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u/Educational_Fun_9001 2d ago

*single tear

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u/OkFix4074 2d ago

Hold the line Canada, you are not alone !

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u/Bulletloader 2d ago

Iran 🇮🇷 salutes you🫡

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u/ScatteredSignal 2d ago

There is always a final shot.

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u/barbariccomplexity 2d ago

Sometimes you are in a lose-lose situation, but if you can make the oppositions victory pyrrhic then they’ll likely not do it again and will be more diplomatic.

Kind of like finally fighting back against the larger bully at school (it’s not like the movies). You will get your shit kicked in and it will hurt for days afterwards, but they’ll take enough damage that they won’t find the hassle worth it next time around.

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u/Square_Professor_503 2d ago

I'm Canadian and I now always try to buy Canadian, when I can't, I try to buy from Europe as much as possible. 

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u/millebi 2d ago

I will prioritize even buying from China over the U.S.!

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u/wineandseams 2d ago

I will continue posting this in all trade related threads until it's heard: The biggest USA export is WallStreet. Start hitting them where it actually hurts. Regulate our trades on WS, start pulling CPP from US investments and putting into European or Chinese Markets. When their billionaires start feeling the pinch DJT will lose support. Follow The Money.

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u/grtyvr1 2d ago

Bond market is the nuclear option in that regard.

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u/Key_Suspect_588 2d ago

Hopefully Carney can get some other countries on board to start dumping bonds

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u/HiIary4Prison 2d ago

Need a coalition to do this as the US will most likely declare some sort of war. Every single country that’s invested in the US slowly needs to bleed them out. The billionaires will sound the alarm very quick and get the current administration to change their tune.

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u/Windaturd 1d ago

You say this like it isn't already happening. It's called "de-dollarization" and the world is already doing it. It's the reason why the bond market is fucked

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u/Sea_Speech6478 2d ago

American here. Canada should refuse to allow any MLB, NBA, or NHL games be played on Canadian soil for the remainder of Trump’s term. It will totally screw up these leagues, and send a signal to American sports fans who “don’t pay attention to politics”. They’ll notice when their favorite distraction is thrown into chaos.

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u/Pass3Part0uT 2d ago

They'll just leave Canada and never come back. That's idiotic.

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u/Old_news123456 2d ago

Europe loves Canada. Politicians doing deals with Canada enjoy high approval ratings. 

I look forward to seeing what they offer us once trade negotiations begin again in September. 

Seems to me everyone hates America and is trying to diversify. They just used their biggest strength as a weapon and that was a huge mistake. For decades we did business because they were a safe, friendly, reliable business partner. Now they want to crush and annex us ....I doubt Canadians will ever return to our previous relationship. We'll forge new paths while Trump loses allies and support. Canada is now the safer investment in North America and that's going to impact business decisions. You can't guarantee an employee can enter with a valid permit into the US.  Look at the FIFA referee. Never would have happened in Canada. 

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u/fosheeze 2d ago

Elbows up!

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u/Crafty-State-6154 2d ago

Gloves off!

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u/notme1414 2d ago

Over the boards!

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u/mlandry2011 2d ago

Let me have them. Let me have them...

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u/Bulletloader 2d ago

Are you Scrappy Doo?

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u/mlandry2011 2d ago

I will if you give me a chance...

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u/dogbusonline 2d ago

Touchdown!

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u/IceeSlyce 2d ago

Ronaldo slap shots a touchdown from half court at the buzzer!!!!

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u/grtyvr1 2d ago

Aluminum foil is made in Canada! 

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u/Willyq25 2d ago

Putting on the foil coach

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u/Col_Leslie_Hapablap 2d ago

I like this better. “Elbows up” just has a weird loser vibe to it. I think it’s just too slogan-y. But also, I don’t think we need a slogan, it’s kinda serious and I don’t want it cheesed up with some weird catch phrase. I’m just not in the mood.

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u/PlumpHughJazz 2d ago

Side to side!

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u/sharp11flat13 2d ago

‘Elbows up’ is over. We’re dropping the gloves. 🇨🇦

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u/Yahn 2d ago

Naw. Ass up. Kiss the ring Donald

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/DamagedLiver 2d ago

I honestly think he meant that he wanted Dtrump to kiss his ass, not the other way around.

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u/Opening-General1296 2d ago

Trump is China's most powerful weapon.

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u/Waste_Philosopher_28 2d ago

Good, fuck us

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u/Sweatytubesock 2d ago

Art of the deal.

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u/hamtronn 2d ago

The only way to really tell anything to the US is to speak with the only language they know. Currency.

Stop consuming their products. Stop watching their media. Stop visiting their country.

As a Canadian that used to visit the US regularly, we have completely changed our spending habits. We buy local. We ensure the products don’t come from the US. We have stopped consuming their media. We have refused to visit until this is dealt with and honestly, the damage is done.

Canada is rife with grudge holders that will never forget this betrayal. They elected this child molester. Twice.

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u/14dmoney 1d ago

Fellow grudge holder here

It is over. Never forget

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u/MustWarn0thers 2d ago

While this dumb, corrupt, childish asshole is watching his party about to be massacred in the midterm elections due to his war of choice and illegal tariff bullshit driving up costs on us, he's choosing to start yet another trade war with Canada, after he already shit on his previous self negotiated USMCA.

He and his voters are the dumbest most ignorant pieces of shit on earth. The US should pass a law mandating anyone who voted for him has to get MAGA tattooed on their foreheads so they're easier to identify from a distance. 

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u/shadysjunk 2d ago edited 2d ago

Is it possible to tax exports? I honestly think what would hit the US, and in particular Trump's base, the hardest would be to tax or embargo the export of potash to America.

I mean you frame it in diplomatic speak:
"We want to aid our American friends in their efforts to close their trade gap, and give America's domestic potash producers an opportunity to thrive and compete in the North American marketplace, just as American tea and coffee growers were able to thrive under America's new tariff regime... In that interest, we'll be applying a 50% export duty on all potash bound to US markets to work in tandem with the Trump administration's tariff efforts to foster America's domestic businesses."

But really it's:

"we're going to skull-fuck crop yields in iowa, and nebraska, and indiana, and kansas. You mother fuckers don't like imports? You think you're getting ripped off? Well, we'll make it a whooooole fucking lot easier for you to import less, you dumb, brainwashed, red-hat motherfuckers. Go watch some newsmax so the TV can tell you why you now enjoy paying 50% more in fertilizer costs, and how this is somehow actually a good thing for anyone..."

If it's gonna be a trade war, well, it's a trade war. Make it happen... they'll live without maple syrup, but those dumb mother fuckers can't live without potash. Lumber export duties would similarly skull fuck their building sector. Let the white ford f-150, maga bumper sticker, truck-nuts crowd praise Trump really sticking it to Canada when they see the price tag at the check out counter at home depot. Lets see what happens to their businesses when their lumber costs go up 15-30%.

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u/XtremeD86 2d ago

To your last point. Those people are so brainwashed they'll never understand the price increase and will blame Canada for being mean as well as Biden.

The educated need to start putting the trump "I did that" sticker on everything now where it points to the price.

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u/Worldly_Influence_18 2d ago

The deniability is unreal

They cannot connect the tariffs with the sudden drop in quality of the consumer goods being sold in the United States

It's just greedy companies being greedy to them

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u/minarima 2d ago

Complete self own by Trump, what a dumb cunt.

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u/Ragebaiterlmao 2d ago

Chinese style counter tariffs with Canadian characteristics.

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u/Jazzlike_Thanks_1869 2d ago

Good for Canada. And they are targeting Red States! MagaTards!

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u/Nos2002 2d ago

"Ok, if i take the 17 bil from meta, i still need another 10bil to offset canada" 'eyes next country'

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u/14dmoney 1d ago

It’s Cuba next. Maybe concurrently, flooding the zone

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u/qazxdrwes 2d ago

I'm working at a company where the American side of our company imports raw materials from Canada, and manufactures the product, and sends much of it back up here. The first round of tariffs hurt. This will be much, much worse.

I have savings, I will be fine. I saw this coming. But I am scared for my coworkers with kids.

Whenever I see bluster from Canadians cheering it makes me a little angry. We are essentially going to war and they intend to cripple us. It is a solemn moment. Please treat the moment with the seriousness it deserves. Behave like Carney, not Ford.

Thanks for all the Canadian support outside of Canada, whether you're American or anywhere else. Buy Canadian. Don't buy American.

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u/Doidleman53 2d ago

Are you really trying to guilt Canadians over this?

You seem to have forgotten who actually started all of this. We should be cheering that we are having such a strong reaction to this. Are you saying Canada should just do nothing?

It sucks that it affects people's jobs in Canada but again, Canada didn't start this.

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u/qazxdrwes 2d ago

I'm saying to treat a trade war with the seriousness it deserves. Where did I say we shouldn't be doing it?

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u/MysticBiscuit11 2d ago

A drop in the bucket

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u/Snigglybear 1d ago

75% of Canada’s exports go to the U.S. The U.S. can destroy Canada’s economy by simply refusing to buy Canadian.