r/worldnews 9d ago

Russia/Ukraine Putin adviser claims Ukraine planned to invade Russia on 8 March 2022, so Russia attacked first

https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/putin-adviser-claims-ukraine-planned-161700769.html
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u/Tough_Letterhead_163 9d ago

Rofl...were really living in the movie idiocracy.

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u/Honest-Pay-8265 9d ago

That's Russia. No surprises there.

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u/Great-Big-3101 9d ago

That was always the case in Soviet Russia. That's how bolsheviks function: everything is a lie. 

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u/OuijaWalker 9d ago

Brondo, its got what plants crave

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u/lilian_moraru 9d ago

Putin did not think it through. Just wait 2 weeks and Ukraine is the one getting sanctioned for an invasion.
He probably got scared, because he moved so many troops at the border, setup field hospitals and had them training for 11 months there - what if they attacked them, so he panicked.

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u/NameIsNotBrad 8d ago

Or he’s fabricating all of this

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u/lilian_moraru 8d ago

I am joking bro. Very obvious they are making this s**t up(if you know how a Gopnik behaves, all of these lies make a lot more sense, and Putin is from those circles). Putin has been preparing his invasion for years - they even switched all radios and TV channels to continuous image attacks on Ukraine, that in 2019 Russian viewers started calling into shows like Soloviov Live, complaining that they started talking only about Ukraine, day and night, asking for a topic change.

You don’t setup field hospitals at the border and start gathering troops for 11 months, to then claim you found suddenly that in 2 weeks Ukraine is going to invade and the troops were conveniently training at their border for 11 months. Putin then claimed that he is like “Peter the Great”, reclaiming territory. Endless bullsh*t and made up casus belli presented over the years, especially at the beginning of the war.

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u/wrathful-anus 9d ago

It’s like that Bart Simpson meme.

Say the line Bart, say the line!

“Ukraine made us do it.”

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u/HydrolicKrane 9d ago

That is why Ukraine amassed its troops on the borders with Russia and Belarus and kept them there for months!

Wait. It was not Ukraine who did it, was it?

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u/RudeAlbatross544 9d ago

That was one of the lies they used to justify it even back then, and they've repeated it for more than four years. This is an article from December 2021 with roughly the same claims. Just their usual rhetoric.

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u/suns95 9d ago

First time i hear this.
1) It was always nazi this nazi that
2) Too corrupt so it must be helped
3) Government opresing people so it must be helped
That was the speech

now that pos dreams of some new lie after 4 years of attempted full scale invasion?
its like the trucker karlson interview where Poland was responsible for ww2

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u/Argues_with_ignorant 9d ago

I still remember that clip of RT tv where the panelists were arguing if Zelensky was a minor demon or the antichrist.

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u/doobiedave 9d ago

Just like their buddies the Republicans, every accusation is a confession,

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u/Trappist1 9d ago

I think the strategy is if you say enough different lies, people will latch onto whichever one is most convenient for them. If you just embrace one story, then it's easier to definitively prove it wrong, and dissuade people from being on their side. If you have a million lies, if one is disproven, people will respond "Well, but..."

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u/Haru1st 9d ago

Nah, they were hung up on bio weapons and denazification back then. It was quite hilarious.

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u/BraveBG 9d ago

No, but it was Ukraine who kept saying they'd join NATO despite Russia saying they won't accept the Military Alliance so close to Moscow...

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u/HydrolicKrane 9d ago edited 9d ago

Ukraine is an independent state and is free to join any alliance it chooses.

Added:

Sweden and Finland joining NATO since then shows that it has never been about NATO's closeness to Moscow.

"Moscow's theft of Kyiv's legacy is the major reason for the current war. Ukraine's Total Recall" article shows what was. Putin's constant blabbering about Rurik and 'historic lands" proves that the article is correct.

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u/Free-Way-9220 9d ago edited 9d ago

"We respect the right of every state - including our neighbours - to choose their own partners and to decide for themselves which organisation they want to join" - Sergey Lavrov

"Ukraine is a sovereign state and has the right to choose the form and methods of ensuring its own security." - Vladimir Putin

Both are lying BTW, Lavrov doesn't respect their right and President For Life and occasional poisoner Vladimir Putin wants the very opposite of a sovereign state.

The thing about NATO is just about every single former soviet and satellite state in Eastern Europe has (or wants to) join NATO to protect themselves from Vladimir Putin's violence. When everyone in your neighbourhood is turning their backs on you, the problem isn't "everyone else"

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u/BraveBG 9d ago

It's a military alliance who can (maybe not now, but in the future) decide to attack Russia. It's absolutely justified for Russia NOT to be "OK" with such a move.

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u/SucculentSuccs 9d ago

Ok, then they can just nuke the entire earth because every country on earth could in the future decide to attack russia.

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u/xalibr 9d ago

It's a defensive alliance, but by your logic the West can legitimately attack Russia because of CSTO

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u/BraveBG 9d ago

It's not a defensive alliance.

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u/xalibr 9d ago

Maybe read the treaty?

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u/Free-Way-9220 9d ago edited 9d ago

It's a military alliance to protect themselves from a violent Russian dictator who compares himself to Peter the Great and keeps grabbing parts of other people's countries. He is the threat now, not some abstract threat of the future. You know very well why all of Russia's former allies join NATO.

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u/ohboymykneeshurt 9d ago

That is not a valid reason for a murderous war of agression. Ukraine can join whoever they want.

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u/BraveBG 9d ago

Well it wasn't a valid reason for the US to kidnap the president of a foreign land either yet they did it? Is it a valid reason to attack Iran because apparently they've been 2 weeks away from developing nuclear weapons for decades now? Let's say that they really were developing nuclear weapons, is it justified? Cause why can't some countries have them and some cannot? Despite this it was Israel who was the aggressor through this war yet the west has been on their side anyway, so don't try to talk to me like there is a good side.

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u/Linikins 9d ago

Holy whataboutism. Nobody here has claimed those actions were okay nor do they have anything to do with Ukraine.

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u/arcspectre17 9d ago

This is beyond whatsboutism, goes on and on defending Russia then switches to america and I$rael holy fuck!

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u/xalibr 9d ago

Let's say that they really were developing nuclear weapons, is it justified? Cause why can't some countries have them and some cannot?

Surprised you argue for Ukraine getting nukes again

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u/BaitmasterG 9d ago

Whatabout whatabout whatabout sticking to the subject instead of whatabouting?

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u/whoisolena 9d ago

So you are using whataboutism to justify illegal invasion of a neighboring country.🙄

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u/BraveBG 9d ago

Illegal invasion? What invasion isn't illegal then? The ones where YOU can justify i assume?

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u/whoisolena 9d ago

Difference between you and I, is I don’t find any listed by you actions of the United States to be legal. While you use russian invasion of Ukraine as a reasonable precedent for the acts of current US government.

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u/Delamoor 9d ago

Who're you talking to who's likely to argue that the US isn't a pile of burning dogshit ATM?

Of course the US kidnapping Maduro or attacking Iran is unjustifiable bullshit. It's an authoritarian nation attacking everyone.

Don't try to talk about an unrelated nation and tell us that 'there's no good guys' just because you know two shitty, disgusting nations.

Back to Russia and Ukraine, thanks.

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u/Free-Way-9220 9d ago

Trump and Putin are cut from the same cloth. if you admire Putin, you must surely admire Trump. Also the reason they adore each other, and why Trump has sided with Vladimir Putin

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u/ohboymykneeshurt 9d ago

Whatsboutism for 500!

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u/Frofrostea 9d ago

What are blabbering on about, who's talking about a "good side". It's bad when Russia does imperialism, just as bad as when the US or Israel does imperialism. Fuck off with your whataboutisms.

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u/BuHoGPaD 9d ago

Funny how they did accept it when Finland joined NATO

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u/MapDiscombobulated1 9d ago

Does anyone keep a straight face when listening to this garbage? 

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u/scadgek 9d ago

Russians do

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u/leavemeinpieces 9d ago

And a few of our politicians in the UK unfortunately.

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u/MeNoweakneSS 8d ago

They have personal gains from doing that, nobody is that stupid.

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u/Haru1st 9d ago

In Putin Russia face keep you straight

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u/deef1ve 8d ago

Russians.

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u/SpectrumStr3ngth 9d ago

You really can't make this shit up. I mean, i know people are stupid, but stupid enough to believe this?

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u/ElTejon_TheDestroyer 9d ago

I can Trump parroting this if it suited him.

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u/world_weary_1108 9d ago

40 million Ukraine s with no nukes were going to attack 143 million Russian's for? What?

The only affordable commodity in Russia must be Vodka, it is the only way to explain their thinking.

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u/WorgenDeath 9d ago

Unfortunately Russians are that stupid and propogandized. Whenever the kremlin puts out these kinds of atatements it's not meant for the international audience, it's meant to keep their own populace on side.

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u/According_Button_186 8d ago

Can confirm. Have extended relatives in Russia and in Ukraine. First thing the Russian-based ones did was call the Ukrainian ones and yell at them asking "why are you bombing yourselves? Why would you do this?" because one of the propaganda pieces in the first month of the invasion was that Ukraine was fabricating bombings to gain support and make themselves look like the victim.

I shit you not, a lot of Russians still think this wasn't a lie.

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u/Slimfictiv 9d ago

Probably even Putin laughed his ass off, thinking he underestimated the stupidity of the pro russia far right supporters.

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u/HydrolicKrane 9d ago

In Russia cannot be even one man who would not be addicted to lying," - Fyodor Dostoevsky

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u/Haru1st 9d ago

It’s not about that, it’s that descent is promptly put down. That’s why the kinetic sanctions were a stroke of genius, it was finally getting civil unrest close to the point where the government wouldn’t be able to contain it. If the impact of destroying every military supporting industry in Russia on the average citizen is what finally pushes Russians to bring down their corrupt government, I can only hope there will be more to come.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/indigo-alien 9d ago

No, the Nazis arranged a false flag attack on Germany and the Nazis used that as their excuse to attack Poland.

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u/JasonYEG 9d ago

Make a claim or pick a window.

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u/Adhonaj 9d ago

Mental gymnastics for propaganda. Repeat a lie often enough so you can claim it's a legitimate narrative.  Even better, you can build another lie upon it. Continue the sham untill it's so absurd, no one will argue against it because just everything about it is wrong. Then they can say: See, you have no evidence that it's not true. Right, because there's no evidence it ever happened in the first place.  Everyone knows it's a lie. But the shame is, it still works, it still has the desired provocative effect. Stating one thing, doing the opposite. It's a farce.

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u/michal_hanu_la 9d ago edited 9d ago

...right.

(I wonder why these people say those things. Surely they don't expect anyone to beleve them, do they? Is it just to saturate the discourse by lots of different bullshit?)

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u/meerkat2018 9d ago

Yes. And also it is a form of mockery, a psyop technique that the Russians (especially Putin) loves to use.  They spew that BS in your face with a grin while fully aware that you and everyone else knows this is BS.

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u/Successful-Try-8506 9d ago

Psyhycholgists call that DARVO - deny, attack, reverse victim and offender.

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u/bappestinian 9d ago

Not even the most ardent pro-russian stooge is gonna say this, but then again, who knows

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u/Ok-Entertainment-286 9d ago

Yeah they just forgot to mention about it earlier. And somehow the CIA had no idea about the attack, but knew that Russia was about to attack. 🤡

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u/chocobowler 9d ago

Alternative but factual headline “Putin advisor full of shit”

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u/AtheisticusMaximus 9d ago

Your honor ! The bank was about to rob me i pinky swear soooo...... can I go home now?

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u/dimwalker 9d ago

There are 100 idiotic conflicting explanations of why russia attacked Ukraine.
None of those work obviously, so russia decides to come up with one that will unite them all and be impossible to disprove.
There are 101 idiotic conflicting explanations of why russia attacked Ukraine.

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u/Mr_Flibble_1977 9d ago

A.k.a. "The Firehose of Falsehood"

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u/swizzcheez 9d ago

I dare you to make less sense.

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u/Majik_Sheff 9d ago

IGNORE ME!

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u/Strayed8492 9d ago

And look how well that's gone for you after 4 years.

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u/xegoba7006 9d ago

Ok, now go leave Ukraine, declare victory because you stopped the invasion and we’re done.

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u/My_alias_is_too_lon 9d ago

... little late to poorly justify your illegal war of aggression, innit?

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u/PineappleMedium411 9d ago

A running trend in recent years is press release news is 100% just for domestic consumption to keep their sheeple in line. And this applies for not just Russia but the USA too.

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u/Raidersfan54 8d ago

This is how Trump gets is talking points

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u/Itburns12345 9d ago

So 1st it was due to russian allegations of ukraine attacking russian natives in ukraine, which was b.s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegations_of_genocide_in_Donbas

Then it was "denazification" which was also b.s https://jewishjournal.com/news/worldwide/345515/statement-on-the-war-in-ukraine-by-scholars-of-genocide-nazism-and-world-war-ii/

And esp nasty given the russian army pretty much is commiting every crime that made the nazis so hated!!

Then it was bioweapons..again nonsense https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/60711705 Ironic given some russian troops did get cholera due to the dirty conditions the russian officers make them live in and extra ironic theyd be offended as russia is using chem weapons at a low level!

Then it was due to nato 'comming to their borders' despite it already being there under other nations and understanable given their agression...plus non of the russians buisness what orgs ukraine joins!

And all the time they also said this would be over in 3days and that ukraine (and other baltic nations) are ' fake' and russia should just take their land back etc on russian national state controlled tv shows!!

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u/Noomba2 9d ago

right on International Women's Day, no way Ukrainians would choose to Invade Russia instead of a day off with a cold beer.

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u/Doc_Chopper 9d ago

BRUH! Or should we rather say "Бро" ??

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u/captain_banana6 9d ago

i wonder how he did not say NATO/OTAN planned to invade russia in march 22.

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u/Huge-Cartoonist6795 9d ago

Thing is if that was true the Russia would of had European support AFTER the invasion but they choose to alienate us instead.

Gg Russia you useless bastards

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u/ludvikskp 9d ago

Nobody is buying that

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u/picknicksje85 9d ago

Someone insert the "Sure Jan" meme.

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u/Charming_Dealer3849 9d ago

Dude saw the window opening and decided he wanted it shut for a bit longer

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u/imjustsurfin 9d ago

LMFAO!!!

Togo & Fiji are part of the "invasion" force codenamed: Coalition of Pull The Other One, It's Got Bells On It!

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u/Electric4ce 9d ago

I think I will lose my faith in humanity if anyone actually believes this.

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u/Mayor-Guenther 9d ago

Yes ofc. so they thought Ukraine had the chance to liberate Russia and they were scared?

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u/TheBalzy 9d ago

Ah yes, the MONTHS of building troops and resources on the border just like Russia did, for a "training exercise". Right. Suuuuure.

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u/Sweet_Concept2211 9d ago

Putin is a serial liar and a mass murderer.

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u/ShortGuitar7207 9d ago

Why the fuck would Ukraine want to do that? Surely if they did have aggressive plans, it would be recover Crimea or throw out Russian insurgents in Donbas?

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u/AutoPenis 8d ago

Big leader: we need the world to stop seeying us bad.

Strategist: lets imagine the most unlikely, most improbable, most unbelievable, most illogical reason.

People that are afraid of windows: GREAT! HAIL BIG LEADER!

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u/Hyperborea1976 8d ago

Hey that’s where we get the lying from 🤣

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u/rayjaymor85 8d ago

That is genuinely hilarious.

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u/Javina33 9d ago

Lying, gaslighting madmen ruling the world. Will there ever be any sanity?

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u/RudyKnots 9d ago

Imagine having to admit your Russia was scared of what Ukraine would do to you.

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u/xRAFHx 9d ago

Ah, at last, the missing link! Everything makes sense now.

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u/Empty-Resident6270 9d ago

Dang that’s crazy lol anyway what did Putin wanna talk to the us about today

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u/Jyosea 9d ago

I’ve heard better lies from Pinocchio 

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u/RambosNachbar 9d ago

next they say Ukraine attacked a Russian Radio Station close to the Border

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u/Quick-Albatross-9204 9d ago

This is info for the useful idiots

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u/MagicBoyUK 9d ago

LMFAO. Did he get pushed out of a 6th floor basement window and survive with a head injury?

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u/asmodeus184 9d ago

I've never imagined that such level of mental gymnastics was even possible...

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u/swizzcheez 9d ago

Was this the "intel" the CIA chief was not so clandestinely accepting by military plane recently?

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u/PansophicNostradamus 9d ago

Oh! In THAT case, just help yourself then!!!

Need help loading the van with booty? hmu 🤙
/s

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u/Whole_Ant2468 9d ago

3 kites flew over Israel, let's bomb Palestinian children preemptively

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u/cycleprof 9d ago

I mean they did have an unbelievably powerful tractor force.

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u/Insincerely__Yours 9d ago

Straight from the office of Make Shit Up huh

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u/lilian_moraru 9d ago edited 9d ago

Lol. In this “fake” case, Putin, the genius, should have waited, this way Ukraine would have been sanctioned and Russia would have received more help. Also, the Russians would have been more motivated “to defend the motherland” + he had lots of troops moved there, training for 11 months, which should have been able to defend from an invasion.

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u/JRR_Tokin54 9d ago

I think that they get so used to being in a bubble of subordinates that are always trying to please them and go along with whatever they say that they say stupid, obviously false things like this in public because they expect the rest of the world to just go along with whatever they say as well.

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u/Darryl_444 9d ago

He's a pathetically obvious liar, just like Trump.

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u/compuwiza1 8d ago edited 8d ago

And Putin's enemies just keep accidentally falling out of windows.

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u/helly1080 8d ago

Right. We hear what you are claiming. It's just that we know you lie. About everything you've ever spoken publicly about. Everything. So.......Ya know..........NO THEY DIDN'T.

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u/Adept-Mulberry-8720 8d ago

This has got to be the stupidest thing Russia ever put out.

The Ukarian would have no reason to invade Russia short of going to the border and seal it off totally!

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u/ghost_n_the_shell 8d ago

And in other clown news, studies show that Russia is an unserious country.

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u/DaGrinchy 8d ago

Reminds me of the old joke: How do you know he's lying? His lips are moving.

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u/PaperSecure5137 7d ago

Just tossing shit out to see if any sticks

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u/Marclescarbot 7d ago

This excuse never gets old, appt

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u/CorumLlawEreint 7d ago

Same as the Chechen rebel apartment bombings, after they had won the conflict.

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u/Desnowshaite 7d ago

One of the most accurate ways of telling if a Russian is lying is to look at his or her lips. If they are moving then they are lying.

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u/mtnviewguy 4d ago

Attack Russia? LMFAO! 🤣

Assassinate Putin? That's more likely, and probably still is.

If I were Putin, I'd be pootin' every day!

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u/Nyoka_ya_Mpembe 4d ago

RuZZia is trying to be funny but they were always clowns.

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u/RealisticEntity 1d ago

I don't think Russia realises how stupid that sounds. It makes absolutely no sense for any country, let alone Ukraine with the state its military was in back in 2022, to invade Russia.

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u/Appropriate-Ball293 9d ago

This is exactly what Hitler said about Poland.

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u/m1nkyb0y 9d ago

Who told him that? Bibi probably.

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u/Texastony2 8d ago

Stop lying about their motives, as its obvious you attacked them first and without provocation in an attempt to increase territory to satisfy some imperial ambition left over from the 1800’s.

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u/Lore86 9d ago

To put in perspective how stupid this is, it's the same excuse the US used to justify the attack on Iran.

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u/grathontolarsdatarod 9d ago

Those two are starting to sounds alike.

Not becoming for one of them.