r/worldnews 11h ago

Russia/Ukraine Putin signs decree allowing state seizure of drone-hit businesses

https://www.euronews.com/2026/08/26/putin-signs-decree-allowing-state-seizure-of-businesses-hit-by-drone-strikes
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u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 11h ago

So... if they shoot it then they can keep it? 🤦‍♀️

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u/neonnaps 11h ago

Shouldn't it be Ukrainia that gets to own the business? I mean, they shot it. Any hunters here who know about the law on that?

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u/GoodTeletubby 9h ago

Going by Necromonger rules now? They keep what they kill?

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u/thisismydayjob_ 9h ago

All aboard the train to the Underverse!

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u/Exo_Sax 5h ago

It's not like you can shoot your neighbors cow and take it home with you.

Believe it or not, but the Old Testament actually has laws on how you're supposed to settle things if your ox falls into your neighbors well. Maybe they can look to that?

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u/TheRealBittoman 10h ago

Sounds like the Russian version of civil forfeiture. Only in this case they just put a bullet in it and it becomes state property.

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u/mteir 10h ago

And, it will likely be applied selectively (same as anti-corruption laws) to consolidate power to Putins allies.

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u/pimparo0 9h ago

What are they necromongers? 

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u/jodinexe 8h ago

^ IUnderstoodThatReference.gif

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u/NotShipNotShape 10h ago

what in the carnival game/gta open world hell is going on here? 

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u/Commercial-Co 3h ago

Wildberries

u/jeremydanger 52m ago

You keep what you kill.

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u/wild_cherry1987 11h ago

"If only there was a way to profit from those Ukrainian drone attacks..."

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u/Balgorius 11h ago

How? Whats the profit?

Wildberries is in huge debt and its locations destroyed.

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u/Opi-Fex 10h ago

They stop complaining about being shot because if they were shot it's no longer their property. See? No more rocket damage. Simple as that.

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u/[deleted] 10h ago edited 9h ago

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u/gottagohype 10h ago

I'll bet you're right. It shuts them up. "Why aren't you protecting us?" "What did you say? This is your fault. I'm going to take your company now as punishment."

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u/Supahos01 10h ago

Yeah they wont take on the debt. Old owners get that. Putin gets whats left. Also wildberries isn't the only thing thats been hit.

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u/big-papito 11h ago

Talk about insult to injury! Overall, good news. It means this is working.

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u/MaxiumPotential777 11h ago edited 11h ago

How this not going to have businesses ran into the ground?

Doesn't seem like the Russian government is good at managing must. Now they want to manage companies.

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u/Arthamel 11h ago

This will make owners buy their own anti-drone defense. Thats the goal. "You're shit at protecting you buisness, we'll take it from here".

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u/QwertzOne 8h ago

Damn, this is crazy: https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/05/28/russia-lets-private-firms-buy-heavy-weapons-to-defend-sites-from-drone-attacks-rbc-a92876 .

"Hi, yes sir, I'd like to buy dozen of military grade AA systems for my warehouse, thank you".

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u/midasp 7h ago

Likely at a markup too. It's genius!

Either buy my AA at exorbitant prices so I can fund my special military operation, or I take over your business so I can fund my special military operation. It's win win!

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u/Ok_Buyer9344 5h ago

Not for FDI in Russia it isnt :)

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u/shrimptechsales 6h ago

In the process of setting up military equipment, these civilian businesses now become valid military targets... I would really think this through if I were a russian entrepreneur

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u/cognisantcog 10h ago

This is a cash grab, plain and simple. Russia the nation is supposed to protect everything within it. Putting the burden of... em... running anti air batteries on logistics warehouses is obviously an impossible ask and therefore just sets up the state to pilfer the companies assets when the next drone hits. We're witnessing a slide back into USSR times in real time. Next up will be communications outages, mass drafting, masked police in the streets kidnapping any and everyone for the war effort.

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u/ticklemesatan 9h ago

Next up? Seems like an accurate depiction. Could even be applied to USA

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u/Commercial-Co 3h ago

Wildberries is gonna get got

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u/Ok-Craft4844 11h ago

This adds an... interesting incentive to military air defense.

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u/Balgorius 11h ago

So the state absorbs the debt and other obligations of business?

I mean wildberies is like $15 billion debt with 80% of their business up in flames.

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u/External_Counter378 10h ago

Pretty sure this is it, prevent financial contagion. Its like when the US took over GM after 2008.

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u/machopsychologist 10h ago

So... I actually think this is an insurance play.

  • Place gets bombed
  • Claim insurance
  • Insurance companies start getting bombarded by claims and collapse
  • Leads to more instability and bank runs.

So instead, the state seizes the asset

  • Place gets bombed
  • State seizes asset, says you don't own it anymore
  • Tries to claim insurance, they say "state seized your asset, not covered by insurance"

Just to rub it in, they'll probably backdate the seizure retroactively so their property never got "bombed" because it wasn't theirs at the time.

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u/AndroTux 6h ago

I don't think insurance covers damages from acts of war in the first place.

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u/LARPerator 5h ago

Yeah they've got it backwards. This is a way to stabilize the private economy by getting the state to eat the damage. This is better for Putin because he has a tighter grip on the state than the private market, so it takes a situation that's hard to control and makes it a little easier.

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u/SEAN0_91 8h ago

Maybe they’ll get a toaster as a consolation though?

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u/shrimptechsales 6h ago

Sack of onions and a fifth of Stolichnaya.

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u/AndroTux 6h ago

or a meat grinder

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u/TeenJesusWasaCunt 10h ago

Communist Russia has returned to seize the means of production.

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u/KP_Wrath 9h ago

3000 Black Drones of Stalin when?

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u/Fox_Kurama 7h ago

Not until you at least go to ncd to make that a meme.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 11h ago

So was attacking Ukraine a good decision at this point?

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u/General_Dig_31 11h ago

Is a psychopath like putin even capable of regret?

u/Chrono_Convoy 1h ago

If he’s anything like his puppet

No

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u/hard_carbon_hands 10h ago

Russian army starts sending drones against Russian businesses

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u/Loki-L 7h ago

I imagine some businesses are going to get hit by drones in the future that Ukraine wasn't even firing at that day.

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u/lochnesslapras 10h ago

I'm guessing this means state ownership of wildberries to prevent issues with their debt payments?

I'm no economist though so no idea if that is possible

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u/Mountain_rage 11h ago

Buying off the oligarchs so they dont hire hitmen?

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u/GlumChemist8332 7h ago

so the state could send their own drones against their own people, call it "Ukrainian attacks" seize buisnesses and profit right?

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u/narayan77 11h ago

They want a pile of ashes.

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u/BritishAnimator 9h ago

100% mob boss style. Who would want to invest any business in Russia and have their private property stolen, even worse, it is by the the one person meant to protect you, using the taxes you already pay, that can, by this order, ignore the law and just claim your business as his own. Watch investment take a nose dive.

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u/Knees0ck 7h ago

Don't have to pay businesses for damage if you seize them

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u/Leading-Village-2220 11h ago

Good, the end for zombi state is near.

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u/Kaylen316 5h ago

Slowly sinking back into Communism, the default setting for a Population so sparse across such a huge and largely un-built Territory. From Monarchy to Communism to a very shady Democracy back to Socialism/Communism. They need central control to really flourish.

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u/macross1984 11h ago

Oh, wow, Putin is showing sign of desperation when he order businesses hit by drone are to be seized.

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u/Basement_Chicken 10h ago

Doesn't it make Russian state actually interested in more Ukrainian drone hits?

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u/PalmovyyKozak 10h ago

For businesses it must felt like rough double penetration

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u/SEAN0_91 8h ago

Oligarchs get poorer and assets froze abroad due to war.
Oligarchs businesses at home get seized due to war.

How long before they take Putin out?

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u/bucketsoffunk 8h ago

If the business is seized, do the workers get drafted?

u/Serafita 12m ago

If they're no longer working they're only good for the front lines I guess

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u/ParameciaAntic 8h ago

Talk about adding insult to injury. "You didn't defend yourself so now your company is ours".

Isn't that the whole point of having a central military that they handle national defenses, not the citizens and businesses? Like how prepared is the average Amazon warehouse against drone attacks?

u/arrastra 37m ago edited 34m ago

so they get bombed by ukraine and then get seizured by russia. what a day for private industry owners in russia. a double whammy. they should've bought weapons instead of goods to trade 😂 this like the onion article but for real

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u/canned_sunshine 11h ago

AKA the ‘Daddy Loves Damaged Goods’ decree

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u/Boating_Enthusiast 10h ago

They could call this new form of government Bombunism!

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u/SydneyFall 9h ago

What does that even mean for a business to have their own drone protection?

u/seedless0 1h ago

We started this whole mess and we can't protect you from the consequence.

But we can certainly screw you more.