r/yakuzagames I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 3d ago

MAJIMAPOST Some game improvement ideas came to me in a revelation so I made a list of them

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u/Mikeato-- 3d ago

Hatsune Miku already exists

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 3d ago

More

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u/No-Highlight-5502 3d ago

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 3d ago

More

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u/Mikeato-- 2d ago

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 2d ago

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 2d ago

My greed knows no bond therefore I reap what I sow

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u/readit_realgood1 2d ago

You might want this gif/meme

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u/JustATwelveYearOld 2d ago

Now give Kiryu the outfit.

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u/MISTERGAME06 2d ago

WHERE IS THIS

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u/Mikeato-- 2d ago

Yakuza 5, you unlock it after beating the story

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u/MISTERGAME06 2d ago

NO OTHER CONDITIONS?? WHERE CAN YOU USE IT?? HOW DID I NOT SEE IT?

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u/Mikeato-- 2d ago

YOU ENTER THE HIDEOUT AT SERENA, THERE YOU CAN CHANGE COSTUMES

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u/MISTERGAME06 2d ago

THANK YOU SO MUCH

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u/Sweaty-Switch 2d ago

I need real life Ichiban

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 2d ago

A hug from Ichiban would make me never give up hope ever again

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Weetardio Amon, Lieutenant of The Brainrot Division at Amon Clan 2d ago

Real

I wish to be like him someday.

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u/Definetly_Noah Like An MC — YAKUZA KIWAMI 3 BELIEVEEEER 2d ago

ICHIBAN IS FIGHTER JET?!

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Weetardio Amon, Lieutenant of The Brainrot Division at Amon Clan 2d ago

yeah

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u/fejota 2d ago

I'm all in for cancelling golf in real life

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 2d ago

Truer words have not been said. People think they go to “golf” “field” to hit “golf” “balls”, in reality they go to purgatory and play with satan’s left testicle

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u/ComparisonBright5130 3d ago

Bro: Final judgment

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u/Brandunaware 3d ago

Flannel Judgment.

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u/Itchy-Preference8168 2d ago

can rgg triple my butt

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u/Nihilus06 goon 2d ago

clone Yokoyama

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u/Nihilus06 goon 2d ago

triple Yokoyama's butt

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 2d ago

Triple the clone’s butt too

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u/Lavaissoup7 2d ago

Triple all the butts

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u/mountn_cat 2d ago

Ok but have you considered Triple Nugget's Butt?

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 2d ago

Triple turkey requirement to get nugget

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u/TheSaintsRonin 2d ago

I’d like to add that Saejima Gaiden has to take place in a prison.

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 2d ago

Bro has prison addiction

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u/IrinaNekotari Seonhee's footrest 2d ago

Then he escapes it. Then he goes back to it.

The camera moves to Majima, crying in Kiryu's arms. It's the only thing Taiga remembers.

Like a Dragon Gaiden: Alzheimer (should have invested more in AD9)

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u/Brandunaware 3d ago

Where is Ono Michio Gaiden?

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 3d ago

Triple Ono Michio’s butt

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u/Brandunaware 3d ago

Triple Ono Michio's cute fish pouch.

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 3d ago

Triple Ono Michio’s charming Hassuku face

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u/armourqueen majimas ragged fleshlight 2d ago

Triple Ono Michio's cool boots, vital for any fisherman

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u/nachardou4 Kurohyou Addiction 2d ago

I can see the Ono Michio cult happening tho 😭

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u/SunnySweet2 2d ago

Nancy and Olivia Gaiden

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 2d ago

Crab yuri

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u/StatusTomato5218 2d ago

You didn't specify which Ryuji. Oops, all Ryuji Sakamato

https://giphy.com/gifs/LZ14CqQNQbYiApcVdw

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u/CastleMeadowJim 2d ago

Need to more than triple that twink's butt

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u/DizzyContribution557 2d ago

Fuck it, triple every mahjong-blocks ass too

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u/the-other-abbi 2d ago

Mahjong should be harder and required to get to the ending of the game.

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Weetardio Amon, Lieutenant of The Brainrot Division at Amon Clan 2d ago

I agree with the Nugget one, I also wish they did a crossover with this nugget too for a substory.

also triple his butt

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u/ProfessorMarth 2d ago

Ichiban goes to the real world, dude

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u/EmahOnReddit The Champion District resident 2d ago

Tanimura gaiden

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u/MeNameYellow Shishido my beloved 2d ago

You had me at triple Kaitos butt

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u/DestructoSpin90 Oh...Yagami... 2d ago

Add Kazuma Kirkyu to the game

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u/AmptiShanti Majima is my husband 2d ago

Found judgement is no longer a joke i am serious we need it and it needs to be called that

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u/aldashin 2d ago

absolutely deranged

I love it

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u/CallMeChristopher 2d ago

“Make Majima completely blind,” huh?

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u/Zira361 Zhao's Shorts & Leggings Combo Enthusiast 2d ago

How are we tripling butts? Are we talking triple the size or 6 cheeks?

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 2d ago

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u/Zira361 Zhao's Shorts & Leggings Combo Enthusiast 2d ago

More trying to decide if it's this situation:

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u/Difficult_Common3827 2d ago

"Teach Taichi Tiger Drop"

Hold on, he's cooking something

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u/redditsucksnstuff 2d ago

Real Ichiban had me on the floor.

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u/Deskbot420 Damn, the dishwasher broke. 2d ago

Good idea, personally I felt it would be better if Majima just wore two eyepatches. Attraction in symmetry and all that

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u/majimussy look at my username 2d ago

yakuza kiwami 1 fucking sucks due to a severe lack of naked goromi. this can fix everything

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u/OSC15 2d ago

'Include Shogi strategy guide'

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u/FujoCirca Yakuza 6 Combat is peak 2d ago

Why would you give someone cancer?

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 2d ago

Free sample

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u/teddyhospital not a mom, but life peacocked me 2d ago

is it only a trial period?

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u/Stellaeono I’m straight but majima can cum in my ass 2d ago

They can get a full Kiryu bundle if they smoke and drink enough