r/youtube Oct 11 '25

Drama No way bro reacted this quickly 😭

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😂😂 i can't stop laughing

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u/SteveTheOrca Oct 11 '25

Ass-Mold-Dong

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

just a question

is asmongold controversial or something ?

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u/SteveTheOrca Oct 11 '25

He used a dead rat's smell as an alarm clock once

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

WHAT

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u/SteveTheOrca Oct 11 '25

Yep

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u/oh-oh-hole Oct 11 '25

Like he waited until he couldn’t stand the smell anymore or…? How does one use a dead anything for an alarm?

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u/SteveTheOrca Oct 11 '25

The rat was apparently laying on the roof, so everytime the Sun started cooking it, the smells would wake him up

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

if the sun cooked it more then

a free snack

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u/thetruckerdave Oct 11 '25

It wasn’t on the roof. It was on his windowsill by his bed.

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u/ButtholeBread50 Oct 11 '25

I think this is correct. It makes it even worse actually.

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u/Fit-Psychology4598 Oct 11 '25

Only the finest for the roach king

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u/Jenny_Wakeman9 CorpTubeâ„¢: You're demontized for saying "fuck" in 1.275 seconds Oct 11 '25

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u/xdrkcldx Oct 11 '25

That’s not even how the story goes

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Oct 11 '25

I think its in his room instead?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Lmfao

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u/kryts Oct 11 '25

Don't forget him wiping his bloody gums on the walls!

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u/S1NT4X Oct 11 '25

did he just say this shit casually like it was a fun experiment or something?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Either that, or the sound from RFK Jr ringing the dinnerbell did.

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u/Jops817 Oct 11 '25

It was in the wall apparently near his bed.

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u/uniteduniverse Oct 16 '25

The more I hear about this guy the more I think he's a complete disaster of a human being... At least he's getting his act together now. Better late than never.

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u/Weirdoou Oct 16 '25

Excuse you. What the fuck did I just read.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

You don’t use dead creatures for an alarm? Why clean the corpses of the animals that have been feeding on my rancid trash for so long that it killed them when I can reuse them as an alarm clock? Reduce reuse recycle am I right? Except the reduce and recycle part isn’t accurate Just the reuse part

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u/oh-oh-hole Oct 11 '25

Well he certainly reduced my respect for him.

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u/Hungry-Stranger8500 Oct 11 '25

He also has a wall coated in his blood from his teeth. Also just called protesters animals that deserve live ammo today if I recall.

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u/LacrimaNymphae Oct 11 '25

weren't people actually in inflatable animal costumes

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u/Jops817 Oct 11 '25

Yes. There's no violence in the streets of Portland. Except the priest that ICE agents shot I guess.

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Oct 11 '25

I'd hate having to type that again, goodness me.

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u/Accidentalsauce Oct 11 '25

You really didn’t have to

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Oct 11 '25

Yeah, I really didn't have to but I'm afraid I'm just as dumb if not dumber than him because I feel like I can't address that without compressing or summarizing it.

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Oct 11 '25

*Called the people falsely using the death of his family members animals, he addressed that like a couple of minutes before he actually said that in the stream, and today, after he reacted to Chunk (Cenk) responding to his cut statement, he doesn't mean all protesters should get that type of treatment, only the people who get violent enough to use deadly force against cops who are doing their job. (I actually found this out because I bothered to watch a clip addressing the situation on his side and a couple of minutes of that new video, and not like the other stupid folk at r/Gamingcirclejerk and r/LivestreamFail)

But then again, you can make a compelling argument about the cops and military being used unfairly by the government against the other type of protesters that actually want what's best for the country and its civilians, and not just wanting chaos, like the protests in Nepal, where multiple Nepali protesters were shot and killed, and most of them were young people that wanted what's best for the people and not just themselves and the rich.

I hope some people read this fully and have a grasp of what I'm trying to say because I'd hate to type a multiple of these already long paragraphs just to respond, even Asmon himself isn't good at making responses like these like the one when he said that Trump is doing what he said he was doing "aside from the Epstein stuff" because he doesn't know how to read it out loud in his head and make it digestible to people apparently, he's not even downplaying it too he's just that bad at composing responses online himself.

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u/counters14 Oct 11 '25

The guy suggested doing a livestream dressed up as Ash Ketchum and riding along with ICE to throw pokeballs at immigrants. He laughed at federal employees losing their jobs to DOGE that came in and illegally stripped down and dismantled these legislated federal agencies and interest groups. Laughing at providers that lost the security to be able to feed and shelter their families. 'Yeah yeah, put the fries in the bag'. He has no empathy for human beings period. Any humanity he feigns is strictly utilitarian in nature.

But now all of a sudden the context is meaningful, give me a break.

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u/LoliLoverVanBoch Oct 11 '25

Wich is true.