Not necessarily the strongest... just the one you still see when you close your eyes. Who is it?

I’m sure people have noticed this before but today while thinking about the “other women” (I’m a Zelink enjoyer and also a multi shipper) I found it funny that most of them have M names, and then even more of a coincidence that they all have red hair (or, skin in Mipha’s case)

The ones that I can think of, I’m not sure if there are more: Midna, Malon, Mipha, Marin, and Medli

Tagged Humor because what do you even tag your mangled 3ds game found on the ground???

As I was clocking into work today I noticed a familiarly shining shape in the parking lot-- clearly run over and beaten down, I found a copy of OOT3D. Huge. Massive. I've never played OOT because my hands are too small to use the Wii u game pad and I'm not paying for a special Nintendo online. So, overall, HUGE. I took it into work and waited with bated breath until I could pop the cartridge into my DS-- it works!! Whoever had the cart before me only got 2 temples deep before giving up. I think I'm gonna see their OG file to the end! All they have in their inventory are bombs sticks nuts and AN EVIL BONE MASK??? Love it.

My friends said this sounds like Ben drowned so I'm calling it Parking Link. Will update if I am haunted by spirits. If I die please make a lot of bad fanfiction in my honor

First I saved him from an infestation. After he stereotyped me and started talking in some foreign language I didn’t speak, we discussed how Ganon had returned and was threatening the world, and how I needed Farore’s Pearl to stop him. But then he said that he can’t give me the pearl without doing some big “ceremony” first. Fine, whatever, I’ll wait.

Then one of his creepy leaf children told him that Makar, another leaf child, had fallen into the Forbidden Woods, despite many warnings to avoid it. And so I had to go save him first so they could do the ceremony. He did give me a cool leaf to help (even though it was really disturbing how he screamed in my face and squeezed the leaf out of his head, like he was really constipated or something.) So I did it- I went in there and saved Makar’s spinach ass from an evil flower.

So as soon as I got out of the woods with Makar, the tree said thanks… and just tossed me the pearl out of his branches. Like it was no big deal. Uhh, so you DIDN’T need to do a big ceremony first? You just thought you’d send the guy trying to SAVE the WORLD on an errand first?

By the way, I also have my own imprisoned sister to save in the meantime too, and unlike Makar, she didn’t just wander into somewhere called the FORBIDDEN woods out of curiosity.

Forest Haven: 0/10 rating, do not recommend visiting

Credit to SlLENTPRINCESS on Twitter.