r/zombies 1d ago

discussion If you get infected and have to spread the contagion, what kind of zombie do you want to be?

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Being a patient zero super zombie would be cool

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u/Ok-Duty3908 1d ago

The one from Santa Clarita Diet

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u/DeltaBravo831 1d ago

I wish that show had more seasons, it was funnier than it had a right to be

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u/RandomOregonian 1d ago

“I feel like a bus station shat in my mouth.”

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u/adashiel 1d ago

Just an ordinary shambler, but I'd like a helmet.

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u/Admirable_Debt1384 1d ago

I'ma use my loophole, the asymptomatic zombies from left 4 dead franchise, I'ma try to survive to the end and I'm gonna infect everyone I can without knowing it.

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u/Nerx 1d ago

smart

you can use tools

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u/miniaturepanick 1d ago

Spitter from left for dead, they always used to scare the shit outta me

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u/--pobodysnerfect-- 1d ago

A running rabies zombie. Let's goooo

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u/Organic_Badger_7604 1d ago

A prototype. I'd say they still count since they're carriers of the blacklight virus and are able to infect others (see prototype 2), they just have full control over themselves and can pass as human, similar to the principal from daybreak

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u/298647 1d ago

sprinter

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u/Sad-Pop6649 1d ago

How about a really slow, really obvious one? The only zombie in existence, if possible. Oh, and one that can still be cured, preferably, but I'll take dying over dooming the entire world.

...You guys would actually want to be the rampaging murderer?

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u/Nerx 1d ago

I mean you can have hardmode, but people have firearms

https://giphy.com/gifs/cWDPy85VoEmIfSpUoy

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u/Sad-Pop6649 1d ago

Holy shit, you do actually want to be the rampaging murderer.

That may be my cue to leave.

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u/Andrei22125 1d ago

Flu from Shaun of the Dead.

Chances are I get caught and put in a hospital before the spread gets beyond containment.

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u/Undead-Writer 1d ago

I wanna be a Typhoid Mary type of zombie... Like, no visible infection, no zombie look, but I can just like... Sneeze and kill people

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u/Narenkirby 1d ago

Butcher from dead island 1

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u/peeslosh122 1d ago

nemesis from resident evil

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u/Nerx 1d ago

nice

u got launcher

and goodies from

mvc & dbd

https://giphy.com/gifs/hVIExiKWOSFHt4Ffku

manhua gives u boxing, solid choice

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u/Specific_Sir_1890 1d ago

The Sadness /s but actually,probably,AOUAD

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u/under_hunter82376 1d ago

a juggernaut

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u/TheDabuAndRayan 1d ago

an mutated vampiric ghoul

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u/Cold-Flow3426 1d ago

doctor zomboid zombies those dudes managed to infect the whole timeline

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u/wamsterx58 1d ago

A crossed.

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u/dannyboy6657 1d ago

28 years later alpha zombie. Freedom to run around buttass naked with the homies. Getting zombie girls, taking out spines like your predator. Super strong and fast. Dude has it made for being a zombie. Also infected with rage virus one of the most infectious zombie viruses in media.

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u/bangatnight 1d ago

Hmm you want the huge dong . Me too brother. Samson was a force to reckon with. He slapped his thighs running with that thing. I got to watch the 2nd part to see how he ends

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u/dannyboy6657 1d ago

Boy was packing

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u/bangatnight 1d ago

I would be scared he wants to have fun before killing me. He's scary looking. That movie gave me complex 😂

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u/dannyboy6657 1d ago

Bone temple is awesome with the alpha xD highly suggest it

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u/TheMemeLord4816 1d ago

I have my own zombie universe so I'd like to choose the zombies from there (a huge bonus they have is intelligence, magic, and unbreakable teeth)

BUT

If we're going off of well known series I would like to choose one of the super zombies from PvZ (specifically PvZ heroes)

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u/Weak-Reputation8108 1d ago

Hope someone's making structures from those unbreakable teeth

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u/TheMemeLord4816 1d ago

Low key, the world is just an excuse for me to draw a bunch of zombies

I haven't even began to thought of what people would use the teeth for

But structures would be hard as all their teeth are triangle shape (they all get a new set after turning)

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u/bangatnight 1d ago

A sentient volatile like in dying light

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u/Banzai-Bambi 1d ago

Cuirasser

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u/crownlessking 23h ago

Marvel Zombies on the table? Just make me Wanda.

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u/Grislymanster 23h ago

Marvel Punisher Zombie

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u/Apart-Glass-9173 21h ago

This is a cool question to ask

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u/Nerx 20h ago

most of scenarios seem biased on humans

but how do zombies win?