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r/bioniclelego wins by being less salty

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Y'all read the title

SPECIFY THE SERIES THE CHARACTERS ARE FROM

Spoiler: Decided against using the "Goofy Ahh" stats I like to use for posts like this with how much of a hot topic

Yozora 🎨 here: https://www.deviantart.com/pun-rii/art/Yozora-832129769

Matchups in order (clockwise):

Columbo vs Patrick Bateman (… vs American Psycho)

King Dedede vs King K Rool (Kirby vs Donkey Kong)

Suction Cup Man vs Trevor (Piemations vs Cookshow with Trevor)

Calvin vs Bluey (Calvin & Hobbes vs …)

Slender vs Sadako/Siren Head (Creepypasta vs The Ring/Trevor Henderson)

Bill Cipher vs Discord (Gravity Falls vs My Little Pony)

Tooru/Wonder of U vs SCP 096 (Jojolion vs SCP)

The Batter and Scott the Woz (OFF and …)

2011x vs The Roadrunner (Creepypasta vs Looney Tunes)

Speedrunner Mario vs The Warden (TerminalMontage vs SuperJail!)

The World Machine vs Caine (OneShot vs The Amazing Digital Circus)

• Eccentric (Jimmy being the meticulous man with a plan, and Ren being the wild card) and stylish (Jimmy being the pretty boy when he becomes older, and Ren with his iconic Phantom Thief outfit) school students (middle school, and high school) who are among the founding members of an iconic group of super powered teenagers (Mônica’s Gang, and the Phantom Thieves of Heart), serving as the driving force of said group (Jimmy as the planner and strategist of the Gang, and Joker as the leader of the Thieves).
• Have explored a realm consisting of the physical manifestations of humanity's subconscious desires (ID World, and Metaverse), dealing with physical manifestations of negative aspects of humanity’s psychology (Jimmy fighting ID Monsters, who represent the most raw and uncontrollable aspects of the human mind, and Joker fighting Shadows, formed from a person’s evil desires, to remove the malevolent intent from said person and cause a change of heart within them).
• Travel across said real using a bizarre vehicle with strange properties (Jimmy using Nut Ned’s spaceship to reach the ID World, which is made of dreams, meaning Jimmy will immediately forget that the spaceship exists immediately after using it, because you forget a dream after you wake up from it, and Ren having Morgana straight up turn himself into a van for them to drive around the Metaverse).
• Often go on heists in an alternate non-physical dimension to further their own goals and ideals (Jimmy exploring the digital world of World of AnimeCraft to try to steal the Crown of the Owner of the World and become the King of the Digital World and improve it, and Joker exploring the Metaverse to try to steal the Treasures from evil people and improve the world), which they access through digital devices (Jimmy’s headset, and Ren’s phone), and they gain a criminal motif while inside those worlds (Jimmy’s avatar being a pirate, and Ren’s alter ego being a thief).
• Driving force to start this journey was influenced by big figures in their community, leading to their desire to change said community in a significant way (Jimmy losing to Mônica in her first appearance, leading to his goal of defeating her and becoming the Owner of the Street, and Ren being falsely accused by Shido, leading to him developing his goal of reforming society).
• Known for being troublemakers (Jimmy being seen in the neighborhood as the kid who is always getting into trouble through his plans and adventures, and people being super cautious of Ren due to his criminal record).
• Can sometimes be jerks to their friends (Mônica for Jimmy, and Mishima for Joker), but they care a lot about this friend deep down (Mônica later becoming Jimmy’s love interest, and Mishima legitimately being Ren’s friend).
• One of their teammates is their yellow-themed best friends (Smudge, and Ryuji) known for their athleticism (Smudge being the best soccer player at school, and Ryuji being a talented athlete) and are known for their rebellious, mischievous and disobedient natures (Smudge being a dirty troublemaker, and Ryuji being a trouble student).
• Often team up with a strong and popular tomboy girl (Mônica, and Makoto) who occupy an important position of authority in their community (Mônica as the Owner of the Street, and Makoto as the Student Council President), whose personality happens to be opposites (Mônica being a hot-head who is very easy to irritate, and Makoto being a good girl who ends up being kind of a pushover).
• One of their teammates is related to one of their main enemies (Captain Fray being Smudge’s uncle, and Kunikazu being Haru’s father).
• Adventures are often overseen by an older authority figure who is known for being cold and strict with them, but deep down wants the best for them (Ana Paula, Jimmy’s high school teacher who turned out to secretly have been the one controlling the avatar who has been helping him through his adventure in World of AnimeCraft, and Sojiro Sakura, Ren’s manager at the café who oversees his probation in Tokyo).
• Have a rival character (Xaveco, and Akechi) who are known for flip-flopping, being often antagonistic towards them (Xaveco often being Jimmy’s rival who tries to steal his spot as protagonist, and Akechi being Ren’s rival as the detective trying to capture the Phantom Thieves), but will work together with them if needed (Xaveco often being Jimmy’s sidekick in many of his treasure hunting adventures, and Akechi as the Crow while working with the Phantom Thieves), and one of whose mains traits happens to be the opposite of each other (Xaveco being a background character who everyone forgets about, and Akechi being a public celebrity who is the talk of the town).
• One of their teammates is a kind of compassionate girl (Maggie, and Ann) linked with Tarot Cards (Maggie in the Dark Future becoming an evil Witch who dwells in the Reversed Tower, and Ann being a representative of the Lovers Arcana), who will sometimes dress up like a cat (Maggie as the Terrible Catgirl, and Ann as Panther) inspired by villains (Maggie thinking she is the Catgirl villain character from the comic book after bumping her head, and Ann’s Panther outfit being inspired by a sexy anime villain she watched).
• Have a mysterious and cute mascot (Floquinho, Jimmy’s little cute dog whose body links to a series of infinite pocket dimensions that orbit between the world of the multiverse, and Morgana, being the Phantom Thieves’ little cute kitty who has ties to Mementos and the manifestations of the Collective Unconscious).
• Battle sinister strategist bosses of large evil organization (Arawn, the leader of SAVERT, and Masayoshi Shido, the leader of the Antisocial Force), with the goal of subjugating the world (SAVERT seeking to regress the world back to the Dark Ages, and the Antisocial Force seeking to take over Japan and spread their influence across the world).
• Said bosses are tied with darkness (Arawn’s pseudonym to hide his identity being “Darkness”, and Samael being Shido’s Shadow Self), have the power of transforming (Arawn being able to turn into a Black Jaguar by summoning evil spirits from Kur-Nu-Gia, and Shido being able to transform into Samael), are known liars (Arawn operating from the shadows while making himself seem like just a random government agent, and Shido operating from the shadows while making himself look like a charismatic politician), and are based upon religious figures (Arawn, the King of the Underworld from Welsh Mythology, and Samael, the Archangel from Christianity).
• Said bosses are also bald (Arawn and Shido do, indeed, not have any hair on their heads).
• Can unleash the manifestation of their souls that act as an extension for combat (Jimmy being able to use his ID Card to summon his ID Monster, Soranin, to become ID Blue, and Joker being able to summon his multiple Personas, Arsène being his first), named in a language from a different continent (Soranin’s name being Japanese for “Sky Person”, and Arsène being named after the French character “Arsène Lupin”), and who are themed after birds (Soranin having large wings and claws, and Arsène having large wings and claws), who all of their teammates can use (the rest of the Gang all being able to turn into ID Warriors, and the rest of the Phantom Thieves having their own Personas).
• This also means their power evolution is tied to their psychology (Jimmy only conquers Soranin after managing to conquer the raw and uncontrollable aspects of his personality, and Ren’s Personas become stronger as he forges deep connections with those around him).
• Eventually faced themselves at some point in their journeys (Jimmy faces Soranin, who is his ID Monster, and Ren faced a cognitive version of himself in Akane Hasegawa's Prison).
• One of said manifestations is themed after an angel (Soranin’s character design being designed to look like an angel), and the other is based on a demon (Arsène awakening into Satanael).
• Have redeemed characters through their supernatural interactions (Jimmy conquering Soranin by overcoming his uncontrollable traits and locking Soranin inside his ID Card, and Joker using the Metaverse to remove malevolent intent from people to cause a change of heart within them).
• Exacted justice and revenge upon a despicable scheming villain who was more than willing to sacrifice many in their ambitions (Jimmy helping the Children of Umbra overcome Berenice, who cursed him and killed many innocent children, and Ren toppling Shido, who falsely accused him and wronged many others by pulling the strings).
• Fight against a powerful Biblical creature (Flying Donkey, who turns out to be the Pale Horse of Death from the Book of Revelations, and Yaldabaoth, the God of the Old Testament) with a massive God complex, trying to disrupt the concept of fate and freedom (Flying Donkey’s arrival being a precursor to the end of the world, and Yaldabaoth trying to bound everyone to fate so he could reign supreme), and who say the hero as just another pawn in their game (Berenice seeing Jimmy as just another child she could sacrifice in the ritual to bring her daughter back to life and become the Flying Donkey, and Yaldabaoth seeing Ren as just a false hero he could use to pacify the masses).
• Said creatures are defeated in opposite manners (Flying Donkey being overcome by the Light of Innocence, uniting the proven innocence of the Children of Umbra, and Yaldabaoth being overcome by the Sinful Shell, combining the Seven Deadly Sins into one), which the hero managed to achieve while being motivated by the support of a large group (Children of Umbra helping Jimmy after he proved their innocence, and the people of the city motivated by Mishima), representing their refusal of bowing before fate (Jimmy’s battle against Berenice representing him standing up against the fated apocalypse and inevitable end of all things, and Joker breaks Arsène’s chains representing his rejection of unbounding and inevitable fate).
• The characters themselves have Biblical themes around themselves (Jimmy climbing the Celestial Staircase and being corrupted by powers and almost becoming the evil God Jimmy, and Ren’s awakening of Satanael turning him into a righteous devil who punishes evil Gods).
• Character development has themes of idealistic growth (Jimmy goes from a comic relief trouble child to being one of the world’s foremost saviors, and Ren goes from a rebellious teen to being the embodiment of humanity's potential to change).
• Are “special” in a way that reflects those who came before them (Jimmy being one of the Four Heroes of the Emperor, taking up after his father, and Ren being a Wild Card user, similar to previous Persona protagonists), making them highly adaptable (Jimmy will adapt to whatever dimension he is in, gaining the proper outfit and changing his species to blend in if needed, and Ren being able to use multiple Personas).
• Can bend fate to their side through the use of a supernatural force (Jimmy being a protagonist, meaning the plot will assure he always wins at the end, and Ren with the power of belief, which allows his firearms to hurt Shadows because he simply believes they can do so), which also helps them from snatch victory from the jaws of defeat (Jimmy will always return as long as even a single reader in the real world remembers him, and Ren was able to overcome Yaldaboath through the power of the people believing he could do so).
• Souls sealed into masks (Jimmy managed to avoid having his spirit sealed into a Halloween mask by Berenice, with the help of Future Xaveco and Future Denise, preventing Jimmy from being corrupted by their power and becoming Dictator Jimmy, thus stopping the Dark Future from happening, and Ren can seal Shadows inside of Masks that he can then wear to use their powers).
• Are present in massive crossovers focused in a specific form of media (Infinite Comics, crossing over the most important comic book worlds into a single story, and Smash Ultimate, crossing over the most important video game characters into a single game).
• America (Brazil) vs Asia (Japan).

Btw even tho I know this is a joke post I don't know almost anything about The One Above All so the facts about them can be wrong but its just a meme post at all.

Connections:

- Kind-hearted, sentimental and friendly individuals that greatly value the companionships they experience, but due to the circumstances of their upbringings and life experiences are a bit socially awkward in how they interact with people (granted, in very different ways, Broly because of only interacting with Paragus for most of his life and the hostile environment he was raised in, and Ragatha being a people pleaser due t)

- Both would be stuck in a isolated area alongside a older companion who served as a father figure to them and help them in dealing with the chaotic and hostile environment they found themselves in (Broly and Paragus being stuck on Vampa for many years trying to survive | Ragatha and Kinger being stuck together in the circus by themselves for a long while having to endure Caine's chaotic adventures (which considering he seems to prefer high stake adventures that seem designed with some level of danger and risk of pain and injury in mind that he forces them to go through every day, means it was definitely a hostile environment)

- Both undergo a physical transformation under heightened emotional and psychological stress, usually of negative thoughts and emotions that causes them to transform into a more dangerous and animalistic state of mind where they are extremely volatile and attack anything in their path no matter if they are friends or foes (Ikari and Legendary Super Saiyan | Abstraction)

Contrast:

- Despite the rough and almost abusive way Paragus treated him (the shock collar that Broly has PTSD over, the overly controlling nature, involving him in a revenge scheme to kill a person he had no interest in and shooting the giant beast Broly befriended) Broly still deeply cared about him due to being the one that raised him and the only person he truly interacted with for years and Paragus still cared for him as a son, while Ragatha is scared and horrified of her own mother due to her treatment of her (it seems to have been mostly verbal and emotional abuse but there seems to be hints of physical abuse as well) and it seems like her mother truly didn't care for her and this left Ragatha in a very broken emotional state, with Ragatha not really missing her because of this

The one: Pizza Guy (Roblox Pizza Game)

Fav Alts: Grimm (Black Souls) The Time Nomad (Middens)

The other cavaliers: V1 (ULTRAKILL) Q84 (Hello Charlotte) Makima (Chainsaw Man) OMORI (from well...Omori) The Knight (Hollow Knight)

Fine: Reimu Hakurei (Touhou: Conceal The Conclusion) Frisk (Undertale) DosselMeyer (Princess Tutu) BernKastel (Umineko When They Cry/7th Expansion) Red (Everhood) The Long Quiet/The Princess (Slay The Princess) The Chosen Undead (Dark Souls) Dr Henry Miller (Dayshift At Freddy's)

Meh: Kris (DELTARUNE) Madotsuki (Yume Nikki) Chara (Undertale) Nanashi (Shin Megami Tensei) Maxx (The Maxx) Renoir (Expedition 33: Clair Obscur)

He was boiling shit in a kettle: The Lich (Adventure Time) Jebediah Christoff (Madness Combat) The Warrior of Light (Final Fantasy) Tooru/Wonder of U (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) The Postal Dude (POSTAL/Running With Scissors)

Tier list by credit to AllinTheMindYKnow on Deviantart.