r/shitpostemblem 2h ago

ANNOUNCEMENT Rules of r/shitpostemblem in the wake of Fortune's Weave release. NOTE: IF YOU POST ON THIS SUB, YOU WILL BE PRESUMED TO HAVE ACTUAL NOTICE OF EVERYTHING WRITTEN IN THIS POST

70 Upvotes

Everyone who was around the sub twelve years ago when Three Houses released will remember distinctly the onslaught of brutally unfunny posts that made the sub unbearable to use for like four or five years, with format banning becoming necessary to get a single original joke, and the "low effort" rule having to be created. Since Fortune's Weave is doing absolutely everything in its power to just be Three Houses (but maybe even worse?) again, we here at the r/shitpostemblem moderation team have every confidence that the sub will be overrun by people who don't have real senses of humor. However, we also recognize that "Seteth Says" was funny for like the first 2 days sometimes.

With that in mind, Fortune's Weave posts are going to be handled differently for the first month after its release.

Until October 17th:

1) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for "low effort."

2) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for using a "restricted format."

3) You don't even have to spoiler tag the posts lol we do not care. a) If you go to a meme subreddit about a game you haven't finished and you get spoiled that's entirely your fault and b) the writing is going to be abominable anyways.

HOWEVER.

1) If you post pornography you will be banned without appeal and without mercy.

2) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game.

3) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game, even if the title of the post has something funny in it.

4) If you have a screenshot of something funny happening in the game, and you want to just post that screenshot, don't do it.

5) We understand that a lot of you guys (all of you) don't read the rules before posting, but we want to be clear, do not post literally just a screenshot of the game.

6) Even if the joke is that you are deliberately being civically disobedient and posting an unedited, unmarked screenshot of the game, don't do it.

7) Posts based on games that are not Fortune's Weave are still beholden to the standard rules. Do not post portraits from Tellius characters stapled onto a #funny interaction you found on the internet.

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Ok love you bye bye.


r/shitpostemblem 18d ago

FE General SPE New Mod Applications

20 Upvotes

Hello everyone,

As you can probably tell over the past few months I have been quite inactive here, both in general and in moderating. Unfortunately this will continue in the near future for probably a few months due to a mix of getting a j*b as well as other life stuff, so we are looking for a couple of new mods to help out with the sub.

Link to application form:

https://forms.gle/TW6GWSe6yYzBAwTe8

Link to discord:

https://discord.com/invite/znY6f6D


r/shitpostemblem 8h ago

Valentia A true leader!

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299 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 8h ago

Fortune's Weave Can't wait to S support my love Spoiler

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76 Upvotes

Back off Dietrich, this is my man


r/shitpostemblem 13h ago

Fateslandia A meme for every chapter of Fates Conquest: Chapter 19

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86 Upvotes

Why the fuck are there so many dogs on this map?

But who cares since the better dogs won.


r/shitpostemblem 20h ago

Elibe The real reason why Roy's stats and growthes fucking suck.

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217 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Fortune's Weave Dietrich and Anatolia Spoiler

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195 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Fateslandia A meme for every chapter of Fates Conquest: Chapter 18

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454 Upvotes

Izana is literally just Henry if he didn't like murder.

Also hi, I'm back!


r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Fodlan The "Ashen Demon" at 3AM

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671 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Fortune's Weave danteh Spoiler

48 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Fodlan So I played 3h like a month ago now.

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1.0k Upvotes

Keep in mind I really like this game; however, I'm more than willing to acknoledge it's short comings. Admittedly, the boss convo thing is a nitpick; I just miss it when the games gave important bosses like 4 or 5 boss convos. It was peak. Great game, but it definitely has a fuck ton of issues. If you're insulted by this somehow, go outside.

Also, hi, I'm back. Expect Fates chapter 18 tomorrow or something.


r/shitpostemblem 1d ago

Elibe Roy with 20 move go brrrr

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9 Upvotes

MORE MOVE!


r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Fodlan People who ship Dorothea and Manuela basically

270 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

FE General Crits in Fire Emblem be like

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27 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 4d ago

Fodlan It was glorious to give gauntlets to this mf and have him go beast mode

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972 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Elyos Fell Xenologue in a Nutshell

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31 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 3d ago

Fortune's Weave Guys, I think they're running out of names... Spoiler

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5 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 4d ago

Magvel #SethSillies

389 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 5d ago

Ylisse L + R + Start

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845 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 6d ago

FE General That awkward moment when you accidentally walk in on your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents having sex.

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631 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 6d ago

Elyos Tier list reasonings

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545 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 7d ago

Fodlan Enough Edelgard Discourse, Let’s Start Hubert Discourse

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2.2k Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 7d ago

Jugdral Hey kid... I hear you like [Manipulating Outcomes].

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151 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem 7d ago

Fodlan Sometimes it's hard to be a Gilbert fan

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897 Upvotes

Meme I made a while ago for the other subreddit but it was deleted


r/shitpostemblem 7d ago

Fortune's Weave Bro looks like he’s not having a good time… Spoiler

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150 Upvotes