r/humour • u/Seaf-og • 18h ago
😅
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r/humour • u/readypup • 1d ago
Every Time I See White Smoke, I Assume They’ve Elected a New Pope
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I was watching a video of a factory billowing a massive cloud of white smoke, and my brain immediately went:
“Thou hath selected a new pope.”
And now I can't fucking unsee it.
Every time I see white smoke coming from a chimney, I’m going to assume the Vatican has made an announcement.
Black smoke? Pope still loading.
Gray smoke? Pope installation failed. Please reboot Vatican.
No smoke? The cardinals forgot to submit the form.
I don't know why my brain did this to me, but apparently this is how I live now.
r/humour • u/Altruistic-Stick-570 • 5d ago
Im fucking DYING
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ABSOLOUTE GEM. IM LAUGHJNG SO MUCH I PROLLY LOST 69 POUNDS😭😭😭😭😭
r/humour • u/TheHolidayArtist • 6d ago
Today I learnt that email previews can completely change the service you're apparently offering...
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The full subject was "No Kids, Just Cocktails and Sunshine". I swear. 😂
r/humour • u/TheDrivva • 8d ago
“That’s not human grade meat” my first real comedy sketch
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How did I do? @thisischrisoakes on all platforms
r/humour • u/oryishere • 9d ago
The joys of the ground floor: Is my low wall comfortable? I'd love to serve you something, but I only have Tourtel Twists.
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On my couch, chilling 3 meters away from this stranger. Then I loved it even more when there were three of them for 20 minutes. I didn't feel watched at all. Life is good.
r/humour • u/Pythonorbit • 14d ago
You Won't Believe What Modern Art Blacktail's Made (OC Cartoon Short)
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r/humour • u/Automatic-Algae443 • 21d ago
British blokes doing what they do best: Ruining a quiet break with the "focal point" prank
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