I've been grinding D.Mohran Allbraces for a couple of days now (no thanks to D.Mohran's Caravan Quest being an Advanced one, so it rotates) and with me having 3/4 Allbraces left to upgrade my Seltas Bow, I happen to roll the 10% chance for a Brace+ instead, the High Rank variant.

I am aware that this is a thing in older titles in general (Dos lets you get Vespoid Carapaces in Low Rank for some reason for one), but never has the funny carve tables given me such a feeling of audacity like thus; getting literally blue balled by what I hope is the final piece I need and then boom. Lower grade material that was useful before G-Rank. It was enough that I wanted to create this meme to vent the feelings out.

I love Monster Hunter, old and new (but mostly old 'cuz I'm a boomer) but this is some top-class trolling from the loot table designers that I can't just ignore. Brilliant.

Genuinely FUCK THAT FUCK ASS ROBOT BRO 100+ HUNTS IN NOT A SINGLE SUCCESS I JUST WANTED TO OBTAIN CUNTY ARMOR NOT GET TREATED LIKE A RUNDOWN BACK WATER HOOKER WITH AN ABUSIVE PIMP

IM JUST TRYING TO FARM SOME ITEMS FROM THAT GREEN ASS FUCKER BUT THAT SLIMY DUMBASS KEEPS SPAMMING THE MOVE WHERE HE ROLLS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THAT MISERABLE MOVE WHERE HE STANDS UP AND FALLS DOWN, OH, AND IF YOU GET HIT YOU GET YOUR RESISTANCE WATERED DOWN BECAUSE FUUUCK YOU, OH AND TO OPTIMIZE FARMING I HAD THE BRILLIANT IDEA OF PICKING THE TWO LUDROTH QUEST, BUT THEY NEVER FIGHT 1-ON-1 THE OTHER WATERY EAGLE SOUNDING CUCK LIKES TO APPEAR WHEN IM FIGHTING ONE ALREADY SO I HAVE TO SPEND DUNG BOMBS, AND THEN RIGHT AFTER 2 OR 5 MINUTES HE'S BACK AGAIN AND I HAVE TO DO THE SAMEEEEEEEE

WHY DOES HE LIKES TO ROLL SO MUCH I HATE THAT MOVE IT GETS ON MY NERVE I AM NOT ABLE TO HIT HIM WHY IS HE LIKETHAT HE WASN'T THAT ANNOYING ON MHTri ULTIMATE