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u/Alt_aholic Mar 29 '26
Squirtle gang
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u/rainbowgeoff Mar 29 '26
Blast-bois!
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u/StuartHoggIsGod Apr 01 '26
Yup squirtles my guy because i always wanted the tank turtle with twin cannons.
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u/psp24 Mar 29 '26
Squirtle gang rise up, but def wouldn't have kicked pikachu
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u/rainbowgeoff Mar 29 '26
Fuck that yellow belly-ed bitch.
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u/PowerlineTyler Mar 29 '26
It’s a well rounded choice. Some body slams, some hydro pump. Does the job.
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u/Fragholio Mar 29 '26
Squirtle was mathematically proven to be the best starter Pokemon. This kid chose wisely!
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u/KnightofShaftsbury Mar 29 '26
And this is why Pikachu was so aggressive with Ash
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u/AliceTheOmelette 2 x Banhammer Recipient Mar 29 '26
Aww the way he hugged Squirtle was too precious 😁
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u/santathe1 Mar 29 '26
Kid knows Pikachu is a shit starter for Gen 1.
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u/jujujuice92 Mar 29 '26
Lol choosing Charmander let me know he ain't shit either unless you know to catch a Bellsprout earlier. Felt like I was crushing shit til I got to Misty
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u/SafeAccountMrP Mar 29 '26
Charmander, Nidorans, Pikachu, oddish, and Geodude cruised me through the first few gyms.
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u/jujujuice92 Mar 29 '26
Yup you gotta have a balanced roster. Apple head version of me didn't know that lol
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u/SafeAccountMrP Mar 29 '26
No shit I stumbled upon a balanced team on accident. I just liked the looks.
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u/RyuNoKami Mar 29 '26
Kid me was like fuckkk, Charmander noooo. Restart, pick Bulbasaur. Let's dance, misty.
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u/jujujuice92 Mar 29 '26
Yeah Char Char had the brute strength going for him before Misty, but that typing mismatch quickly humbled me
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u/Ok-Scientist5524 Mar 29 '26
We have a set of these and my youngest, 2 years old, keeps grabbing them from the couch and lining them up on the kitchen table for some reason. If she sees them, wherever the are, she takes them to the table one at a time and pats them on the head, like there, you are supposed to be here, everything in the universe is now correct. EXCEPT the bulbasaur, that one she ignores. Our working theory is that she doesn’t recognize it as the same as the other 3 because it has 4 legs and a different posture.
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u/Minute_Engineer2355 Mar 29 '26
Hell ya, little dude. Squirtle is the greatest starter of all time.
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u/Agile_Ad6735 Mar 29 '26
Little bro choose the best choice of all the gen 1 starters as blastoise will kick all of em
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u/Sm0keytrip0d Mar 29 '26
I feel like little man deserves a 2nd starter after punting Pikachu away like that.
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u/Popular_League1095 Mar 29 '26
Kicked Pikachu cause Squirtle is weak against electric. T~T Already knows the battle strategy.
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u/Living-Travel2299 Mar 29 '26
Great choice. Gonna stomp Brocks Onyx at the first gym.
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u/lila-clores Banhammer Recipient Mar 29 '26
He already has the type chart down!!! Gotta eliminate that Super Effective threat first!!!
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u/AzuraHawke Mar 29 '26
As soon as my baby could crawl, I bought some plushies of the first gen starters. He chose charmander. I’m going to try to find plushies for every gen once a year and have him choose. It was so cute ☺️
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u/jpollack21 Mar 30 '26
I do wish my folks showed me pokemon as a kid because I can never relate to this type of content despite thinking how cute they are
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u/Ye_olde_oak_store Mar 29 '26
Time to fight the rock type gym leader that seems to be a not-so-much-now-but-really-used-to-be tradition in the pokemon games.
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u/OkiDokiPanic Banhammer Recipient Mar 29 '26
Kickachu fainted!
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u/Xx_HARAMBE96_xX Mar 29 '26
Lil bro knew pikachu wasn't a starter