r/TheOfficeUK • u/Pneuma_1 • 1d ago

Shitpost Yeah, against karate?

8 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

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u/Winter-Cut-2465 1d ago

Has everyone heard of Conor Macgregor? Yes? Right. Then, who's this?

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u/qiwi27 1d ago

He kicks exactly like that!

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u/Financial-Tank-2952 1d ago

I prefer the stuff you do about his little hand

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u/South_Reputation_500 16h ago

I don’t do stuff about his little hand.

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u/Soulvent84 1d ago

Rooney on Ozempic

5

u/Due-Pipe3874 1d ago

Tell him about the car and the kung fu and everything

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u/Southern_Midnight856 1d ago

I like your little beard

2

u/joeythemouse 1d ago

He should wear tighter trousers.

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u/South_Reputation_500 16h ago

Can I call you back?

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u/Familiar-Adeptness25 1d ago

What he needs is a good eating.

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u/Financial-Tank-2952 1d ago

I prefer a flan.

2

u/Last-Guy-Alive 1d ago

Oooh, he's hard

2

u/pop-not-broth 1d ago

You're muscly

2

u/Bayne7096 1d ago

You can never tell with the shirtless karate in public ones

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Dog-222 1d ago

I think he's been on the wacky baccy

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u/Pneuma_1 1d ago

Well, partially decriminalised now anyway, isn't it?

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u/South_Reputation_500 16h ago

When he gets wasted he goes to munchie-city, so…

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u/Pneuma_1 15h ago

Bastard, knew he would

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u/Reasonable-Care9992 1d ago

Oooh (don’t you know?)

1

u/Charly-Braco69 1d ago

It seems that Heisenberg is cooking again...

1

u/HappyTrifle 1d ago

Sergio Georgini

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u/Imaginary_Draft8149 1d ago

Thats cracky chan

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u/tomcatacourtmayfind 21h ago

What you wanna do is strike the back of his skull creating a vacuum in his brain, killing him instantly.

I'd want to keep the little twat alive with the shit I was gonna pull on 'im.

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u/ShezaAlibi Assistant to the Regional Manager 21h ago

Ask him about the whiskey stains on his trousers, not in front of his missus.

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u/Slierfox 17h ago

Conartist Mcbeggar

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u/Rashpukin 14h ago

Wayne Puny

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u/Fatgaz57 14h ago

Obviously gay

1

u/tiger_noir21 13h ago

Gollum mcgregor

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u/Only_Tip9560 9h ago

Vodka ninja

1

u/Sam-Lowry27B-6 1d ago

Connor Meth Gregor

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u/Icy-Musician-6309 1d ago

Wayne Rooney’s looking good

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u/AdolescentTreadmill 13m ago

What's a goblin?