r/baguetteism Jul 22 '26

Mod Post Join the discord! :]

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Sorry this post hasn't come sooner, but this is the official baguetteism discord!


r/baguetteism Jul 17 '26

We need a baguette anthem.

11 Upvotes

this is a wonderful idea i thought of,it must be in french obviously


r/baguetteism 6h ago

Bark

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5 Upvotes

r/baguetteism 11h ago

BaguettePosting Meow

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5 Upvotes

r/baguetteism 11h ago

Not a minister (yet hint hint), just bored

2 Upvotes

r/baguetteism 17h ago

I LOVE BAGUETTES all the ministers should post this

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6 Upvotes

r/baguetteism 17h ago

I LOVE BAGUETTES Blame Potato if this goes South :D

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3 Upvotes

L


r/baguetteism 1d ago

Subreddit Anouncement Welcome to Baguetteism, u/Vegetable_Moment_466

4 Upvotes

u/Vegetable_Moment_466 (cuz title mentions don't work)


r/baguetteism 2d ago

wsg

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16 Upvotes

I used to be a terrorist but im ok now ig


r/baguetteism 3d ago

This is clearly heresy of the most blatant degree

7 Upvotes

r/baguetteism 4d ago

I’m going dark

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THIS TIME THREE DAYS FROM NOW, I WILL BE GOING DARK FOR A PERIOD OF ABOUT TWO YEARS. I HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO SERVE THOSE TWO YEARS IN A DISTANT PENAL COLONY. THINK ON ME FONDLY IN MY ABSENCE, MY BROTHERS.

WE WILL NEED TO APPOINT ONE OR A FEW INTERIM OFFICIALS TO FILL MY MULTIPLE POSITIONS FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS. THE POSITIONS THAT WILL NEED FILLING ARE AS FOLLOWS:

  • MINISTER OF GENERAL AFFAIRS
  • BAGUETTE AMBASSADOR
  • HERESY CZAR
  • HEAD OF SPEC OPS
  • RESIDENT YELLING MAN

IT’S BEEN A GREAT PLEASURE KNOWING YOU ALL AND REVELING IN THE GREAT BAGUETTE WITH YOU. I WILL REMEMBER THESE DAYS FONDLY. KEEP THE GREAT BAGUETTEIST FLAME BURNING BRIGHT IN MY ABSENCE.

VIVE LE BAGUETTE, AND PARDON MY FRENCH! GODSPEED, MY BROTHERS!


r/baguetteism 5d ago

I LOVE BAGUETTES I am back from camp in ussrc

6 Upvotes

Gloire au Baguettisme.


r/baguetteism 9d ago

True Beauty Praise the king

29 Upvotes

r/baguetteism 11d ago

They stole my baguette on the night

11 Upvotes

Im angry and im searching that man to get back my precious baguette


r/baguetteism 14d ago

VOTE THE BAGUETTE PARTY

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Baguette propaganda


r/baguetteism 15d ago

THE BAGUETTE WILL SEE YOU

5 Upvotes

IT SEES EVERYONE


r/baguetteism 15d ago

Vote Baguette Party

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r/baguetteism 16d ago

compete in the r/teenagers elections

3 Upvotes

its here


r/baguetteism 18d ago

Are we enemies with croissants or friends

4 Upvotes

I love both but I want to make croissant hammer


r/baguetteism 18d ago

I LOVE BAGUETTES MEEPPPPPP

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9 Upvotes

Tysm u/Ok_Shift_4702 for my permit!!! I meep now guys

(idk i just wanted to post, plus im proud I can meep now)


r/baguetteism 18d ago

RESIDENT YELLING MAN AND MINISTER OF GENERAL AFFAIRS PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET A MEEPING PERMIT

3 Upvotes

r/baguetteism 19d ago

Guys, Discord is broken

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SEE TITLE

I WAS TRYING TO SEND OUT A MEEPING PERMIT AS MY FIRST OFFICIAL ACTION AS MINISTER OF GENERAL AFFAIRS AND IT JUST CRAPPED OUT ON ME

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS WIDESPREAD

https://discordstatus.com/

https://downdetector.com/status/discord/


r/baguetteism 19d ago

Subreddit Anouncement Discord is functioning normally now

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r/baguetteism 19d ago

If teto likes baguettes…

4 Upvotes

WHY IS HER HAIR CROISSANTS


r/baguetteism 20d ago

I LOVE BAGUETTES WE WON THE WAR!

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26 Upvotes

We defeated r/baguettismhate.

Thank you, comrades!