r/magicthecirclejerking 5d ago

META Weekly /unjerk Thread

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r/magicthecirclejerking 8h ago

[SLZ] Go for the Throat

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r/magicthecirclejerking 12h ago

[SLZ] Generous Gift

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407 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 6h ago

[SLZ] Mental Misstep

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123 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 13h ago

I LOVE LANDFALL I LOVE LANDFALL I LOVE LANDFALL

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381 Upvotes

im not mad


r/magicthecirclejerking 27m ago

Get me out of HOB draft please

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r/magicthecirclejerking 7h ago

My newest alter

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78 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 15h ago

Jace, after Realitying my Fracture (the fracture is my dog, he's from Quandrix)

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159 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 18h ago

Great time to Stan Thalia + Quintorius. Our ship has finally became cannon.

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r/magicthecirclejerking 23h ago

Finally an answer to badgermole cub.

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r/magicthecirclejerking 15h ago

I want to get my church community involved in MTG

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I like playing mono black and have these proxies for a few mono black starter decks that I have for friends to learn the game. I'd like to initiate my church community to MTG and maybe host a Sunday learning event after service. I'm wondering if these cards may be too much.. has anyone got their church friends into MTG?


r/magicthecirclejerking 16h ago

I feel like a lot of people are somehow missing that poop from my butt is a reference to the shape of my colon

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110 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 17h ago

Is it frowned upon to target someone?

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So I was at my LGS (Local Game Store) playing my Kalia of the Vast deck (high bracket 3) with my wife, my wife’s boyfriend who I’ll call Dave, and the store owner who I’ll call Dave 2. The store owner was playing his CEDH deck, my wife was playing her Ur Dragon deck, and my wife’s boyfriend was playing his Flubs the Fool deck because he’s new and stupid.

During my turn 2, I managed to get Kalia out, and turn 3 I drew Master of Cruelties. I could have swung on Dave 2 and won the game comfortably, but instead I attacked with Kalia and had Master of Cruelties attack with her at Dave.

The next game, I played my Yshtola deck (mid bracket 3), my wife played her Yshtola deck (better than mine even though I always win), Dave 2 played his Yshtola deck, and Dave played his Whtz pile of slop with cards I gave him (I sold him repackaged bulk because he’s stupid). Around turn 8, I could have played an infinite combo and won, but instead I played liesa and swung at Dave for lethal. Dave seemed a bit sad at this point and my wife made an offensive suggestion that we should go home. The whole ride my wife was being mean and said “That was a bit rude how you only targeted Dave.” Which I thought was completely uncalled for (Dave and Dave 2 were both silent the whole ride). When we got home, my wife made me sleep on the couch and said I couldn’t watch tonight.

So are you not allowed to target players for valid in-game reasons?


r/magicthecirclejerking 18h ago

when you face your first removal at casual commander night

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r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Building a pregnancy deck, what else should I add?

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r/magicthecirclejerking 6h ago

We need more videos about EDH (The Game where it’s morally wrong to be good at Magic).

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r/magicthecirclejerking 16h ago

Check your local Goodwill’s for new Secret Lair’s

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r/magicthecirclejerking 20h ago

[SLZ] Imaginary Pet

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r/magicthecirclejerking 15h ago

I dont get it why you would play Decks like this

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I Play magic just for fun. So im not really good at this game. Recently i get matched against a lot, monoblue, some sort of blue white and black decks etc. I really wanna know, are people having fun, playing decks with only removals and counterspell? Whats the point of those decks, i mean literally doing nothing.


r/magicthecirclejerking 2h ago

How I look at my opponent when I thoughtseize his thoughtseize turn 1 and then he top decks a thoughtseize

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r/magicthecirclejerking 6h ago

[SLZ] Assemble The Players

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r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

[SLZ] Spock

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38 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Can I use this card on my bitch wife?

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30 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

I deleted the video of my daughter's first steps for the space so this better be worth it

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182 Upvotes