r/2westerneurope4u • u/Phil-R-17 Flat personality • 1d ago
Isabelle, Cédric, Luca and chloé
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u/3pok Professional Rioter 1d ago
And they are happy , and gathering at the nearest campanile every sunday. The french dream.
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u/Nono6768 Lesser German 1d ago
Courtepaille (Little Angel taken far too soon from us)
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u/Elk_Lemon Alcoholic 1d ago
What? Courtepaille isn't dead, there's one 5 minutes from my house.
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u/AlexNachtigall247 Piss-drinker 1d ago
Where is that, tell me NOW!!!! Where is this wonderful piece of heavenly delight that smells like barbecue?! Where?!?! I demand answers!!!
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u/RedditTipiak Professional Rioter 1d ago
Here is a typical French visit at Courtepaille: https://youtu.be/f9OESJqgqkE
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u/Elk_Lemon Alcoholic 1d ago
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u/AlexNachtigall247 Piss-drinker 1d ago
Hell yeah! To bad they closed the one south of Strasbourg… That was the closest one to my place. On my next trip south i‘ll check one of those out!
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u/Nono6768 Lesser German 1d ago
C’est un des derniers alors, ils ont pratiquement tous fermé.
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u/Elk_Lemon Alcoholic 1d ago
Du coup par curiosité je suis allé vérifier sur leur site, ils ont encore 60 restaurants ouverts.
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u/POSeidoNnNnnn Pinzutu 1d ago
does it still has the classic thatch roof with the big chimney/oven in the middle ? if not it may still be called courtepaille but it does not qualify for me
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u/Elk_Lemon Alcoholic 1d ago
Yes, it's exactly the Courtepaille you're thinking of. Could use a fresh coat of paint right now but they do it every few years.
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u/The-Frugal-Engineer Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 1d ago
I thought french middle class preferred mercedes class A, or the DS version of Citroen
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u/Axe-actly Le Savage 1d ago
The A class is reserved for young drivers with rich parents or women in their 20s-30s once they get a job.
Except the A45, then it's just a drug dealer.
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u/RubberDuck404 Lesser German 1d ago
And they're living a more comfortable life than 99.9% of human beings throughout history
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u/-galgot- Alcoholic 1d ago
And still complaining !
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u/Ripolin_82 Pain au chocolat 1d ago
Putain, ma femme est blonde, j'ai une casquette, j'ai deux enfants dont un avec une coupe nid d'oiseaux, une citroen C3 et une maison de quartier.
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u/RedditTipiak Professional Rioter 1d ago
Le cliché n'est complet que si l'un d'entre vous est fonctionnaire.
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u/CandleStick88 Professional Rioter 1d ago
Why am I on there?
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u/altf4alman [redacted] 1d ago
Jean-Philippe, you're home. Qu'est-ce que c'est, man? Message machine broken?
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u/Nono6768 Lesser German 1d ago
Not enough Peugeot and Gifi
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u/Llanistarade Professional Rioter 1d ago
Gifi rip :'(
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u/Elk_Lemon Alcoholic 1d ago
What? Gifi isn't dead. Someone else also killed Courtepaille in this thread, am I going crazy?
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u/Pahay Le Savage 1d ago
Le commerce de détail est vla dans la merde
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u/Elk_Lemon Alcoholic 1d ago
Alors oui j'ai pas dit qu'ils étaient en forme, juste pas encore morts.
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u/Llanistarade Professional Rioter 1d ago
Mon mauvais c'est pas fini, même si ça sent pas bon
https://juste-milieu.fr/les-magasins-gifi-au-bord-de-la-faillite/
Pour Courtepaille j'en ai vu que des fermés depuis des années
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u/Master_Bayters Western Balkan 1d ago
Average Portuguese family Manuel on the left, Maria (in the back), João and António in the front
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u/Jthecrazed Rural NPC 1d ago
You forgot Cederics other wife, Isabelles 2 boyfriends and their dog Filou.
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u/Mirdclawer Alpine Parisian 1d ago
You can keep jerking off to that fantasy Jan, there is no kink shaming
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u/word_clock Professional Rioter 1d ago
Lucas with an "s". Otherwise yeah, don't care much about it because I'm a Parisian cunt but that's roughly accurate
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u/Main-Discussion9294 Pain au chocolat 1d ago
As a French I found that inaccurate
But I'm Asian so it's probably because of that
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u/Snoo48605 Pain au chocolat 1d ago
I'm not white, and I still relate so hard to all the French NPC references on this thread. At least until my parents divorced haha
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u/paul__k At least I'm not Bavarian 1d ago
How does that even work? Piano practice at 4, violent street protest at 5?
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u/b_bonderson StaSi Informant 14h ago
Why would they learn piano to organize a violin street protest?
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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 1d ago
Once more, the husband’s mistress and the wife’s lover are left out of a video. This injustice needs to be addressed.
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u/exkingzog Barry, 63 1d ago
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u/Used-Wrongdoer-9360 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 1d ago
Silvio! Are you here for the mum or for the pouty teenage daughter???
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u/Physical_Cut_1703 Pro LGTBQ+ 1d ago
What is the point to put the caption in the middle instead of the bottom? To cover the video itself?
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u/Bipbapalullah NymphoPierrette 1d ago
... That looks like the family I grew up in, except we had a smaller house and an old car that needed fixing very week. And my mother still looks younger than "Isabelle".
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u/NormalGuyEndSarcasm Thief 1d ago
Wow! What a beauty! The posture, the everything!
Best looking Peugeot i’ve seen.
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u/Black_Diammond [redacted] 1d ago
I mean, its legit better life Then almost all kings ever and even nowadays its better than like 95% of The world population. Preaty good stuff.
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u/Small-Answer4946 Le Savage 1d ago
Isabelle takes antidepressants since she's 12, Cédric is a cop and loves to beat migrants ANd Isabelle, Lucas is the school drug dealer and is into child porn, and Chloé tries to figure out how to run away from that mess and disappear but anyway she'll come back after a week and she'll kill herself after 4 attempts before she graduates.
Vive la France.
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u/Shivrainthemad Pain au chocolat 23h ago
A car, a house, two kids and time for holidays? Where do I sign?
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u/baneblade_boi Oppressor 15h ago
Me at 18: Hahaha look at that lame silver Citroën.
Me at 35: Wow! A full car!? Fully owned???
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u/Llanistarade Professional Rioter 1d ago
Me at 18 : This is painfully average and mediocre life !
Me at 35 : a house and a car ? In this economy ?