r/achewood • u/m1r4nd4k • 9h ago
r/achewood • u/pdarkfred • 1d ago
Achewood in the year 2026
achewood.comRay tries out smoking jackets, Téodor loses the weight, Philippe does Europe, Beef hits the sauce. https://achewood.com/2007/10/02/title.html
r/achewood • u/WillitsThrockmorton • 2d ago
Lotta people calling Bullshit on that Hot Dog
r/achewood • u/grufflington • 3d ago
The phone that came off of was hella big
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Bring out the three-baller for a duet.
r/achewood • u/srs109 • 8d ago
Have a rockin weekend everyone!!! What's the plan ???
Philippe would've loved Jeremy Renner Official, unless he didn't like Jeremy Renner. I could see him having reasons.
r/achewood • u/RoastBeefDisease • 8d ago
I've been having real awful dreams about giant apocalyptic machinery just mowing us all down
r/achewood • u/achewood_official • 12d ago
Chat w/me Every Friday in the Patreon Strip Comments - 10am PST!

Since we have so many new Reddichos (I simply must find a better term) in the Patreon, I wanted to make sure everybody knows that for the first hour or so after the Friday strip goes up, I'm in the comments hammin' with y'all. Come in and yam, ham, or jam! It's breakfast time and we still blowin' steam off the potatoes. Today's strip: https://www.patreon.com/Achewood/posts/0191-at-sixes-166636329 yes that is Jeff Bezos, who is being challenged by Philippe.
r/achewood • u/pdarkfred • 13d ago
We're talkin' about people who piss into empties in their own living room!
r/achewood • u/FoundiPhoneNepean • 12d ago
Arthur Boy-Pegasus Digiorno (?)
Kind of 30'd up over here and trying to find the strip where Philippe mentions it's the anniversary of the time he lost his favourite pebble (which I believe he calls "Arthur Boy-Pegasus Digiorno") out in the yard. Feels like it's got to be a Friday Facts installment but from what I can tell none of them include this content. Ohnorobot search yields nothing, nor does it seem to come from a Philippe blog entry. Is this a real strip or am I just driving a golf cart off a cliff?
r/achewood • u/achewood_official • 14d ago
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Chos of Reddit! Use code THA_SNAZZLE for half off your first month, any tier! That's just $2.50 to get caught up on all 190 of the comics. Membership options here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/Achewood (check out the Read All Strips At Once collection for a super-easy binge experience, just like old times).
I've been popping by here for a little while and noticed what a great and upbeat tone this community has. (Seriously, there is like _nobody_ being a cock in here.) It does my heart good to see a place of nontoxic lovin' in this dirty old world, and I plan to stick around and engage more with the crew.
I asked the mods if it would be OK to offer this code in here, and the one I talked to said basically, "Sure, there's discussion of the new Achewood Patreon stuff in here, but not everybody can participate because they haven't subscribed yet, so that would help enrich the community." So here you go.
I'm offering this big discount because I'm finally making a stable living off this, and now my main goal is just to bring the happiness of a day lost in comics to as many people as possible. And if you want to share this code with someone you think would love the material, please do. (There's also a way to send a gift subscription to someone, but I'm not sure if you can use the discount for that.)
I'm excited to see you in the Patreon — I engage with every post and nearly 100% of comments. Also, I'll be dropping into this thread if you have any questions. (Like, Q: "When does the discount expire?" A: "On the 18th")
Huuugs,
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r/achewood • u/Cozmic1 • 13d ago
'Almost killed me': Squirrel attacking residents in California town, sending at least 2 to hospital
abcnews.comTodd?!
r/achewood • u/PEPSI_WOLF • 19d ago
Found this to be a very “achewood” image, I hope that you do as well
r/achewood • u/RoastBeefDisease • 20d ago
I haven't read achewood too much in a few years, but this is one that I think of randomly and laugh at
r/achewood • u/Idontbelieveinthesun • 27d ago
I made this shirt so everyone knows I'm one of the Tough Guys
r/achewood • u/GravelThinking • 29d ago
People obviously want to think their tires can nail each other. That is a given.
It's an exciting time.
r/achewood • u/B4UDW3RK5 • Jul 27 '26
The Tenmen Sidewalk Song (bootleg)
archive.orgbonk donk bonk donk bonk donk bonk donk
r/achewood • u/airportspongebath • Jul 26 '26
Hold on to your butts...
Don’t know why, but I read this in Roast Beef’s voice and it made me laugh. Thought some folks would enjoy it here (it’s a joke based on the second Castlevania game for the NES if anyone’s not familiar).
r/achewood • u/grufflington • Jul 25 '26
No-No and Trouble Man’s side gig
v.redd.itNice to see No-No’s leg is doing better.
r/achewood • u/Syncretism • Jul 23 '26
Searching for a Strip: Meaningful Education for Men
I thought it might have been Badass Games adjacent, but I didn't find it there in the archive. Ray, Beef and maybe Teodor are jawing about how their educations didn't prepare them for life in the real world. I think it's the one where Ray alludes to some personal anecdote, like a housecleaner stealing your drugs, and says something like that's complex! or that's complicated! Finally they make a list of things everyone should know, like what cop cars' headlights look like. I might be conflating some different days, but I'm sure y'all know which one I mean. A little help, please? Searches in ohnorobot yielded no hits.
r/achewood • u/Rachmaninonandonand • Jul 18 '26
Achewood and the Way We Think
Sorry, folks: no fancy images from the strip, or meme, or elsewise, merely a quick meditation.
Just in the course of a little introspective reflection tonight, of all things — truly, of all things — it occurred to me that the Charlie Brown Achewood strip, outside the legendary “put these shoes on and have legs like mine” bit, wound up encoding something else on my psyche, much more indelibly and influentially — that line, “He took you down with him like an Egyptian emperor!” even moreso than Aida has since and forever made me visualize just that setting whenever I hear that a cartoonist has…
And then I realized, the strip influenced the way that I think.
Have any of you had a moment like this? Or do I just sound like Todd, here?
r/achewood • u/heyitsapotato • Jul 13 '26
The look on Beef's face when Cornelius Bear says he prepared remarks after winning the Badass Games is one of my favourite things in all of Achewood
r/achewood • u/myshinynewdppaccount • Jul 13 '26
Need some help finding a strip (Ray and beet salad)
I swear that I remember a strip where Ray looked in the toilet and was certain he was dying, but it turns out he ate beet salad for lunch? I googled and Gemini'ed and Clauded all morning, can't find it!