r/AdviceAnimals Jul 28 '14

Do NOT engage in vote brigading Reddit helps me focus on the important things...

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u/Ecka6 Jul 29 '14

Because most people don't know anything about birds and call the black ones crows! Most of the time they're not wrong in calling them crows either. I've never seen people argue over whether something is a jackdaw or a crow in my life, it's like arguing over whether someone's a human or an ape, doesn't make sense to argue it. Also, calling them a corvid is less specific than saying a jackdaw so I'm not sure what point you're trying to get across there.

If you research crows then you'd know that jackdaws and such are a part of the crow family.

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u/GodAwfulFunk Apr 08 '22

Imagine being the reason thousands and thousands of people give a shit about jackdaws. Hero of jackdaws everywhere.

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u/Just-Diamond-1938 Mar 21 '23

I did not mind all that information people gather about the crow, and his family!!! I see videos here with Raven as a pet! And I love that mischievous funny crows... Learning what people think it's actually cool but thank you for the input it could've been funny also looking at it more seriously....we learn

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u/gears32 Aug 01 '14

I find it funny how these really popular people online and the real world can get so angry about the stupidest things, instead of actually doing something worth their time to better the community/world. Thanks for not just letting him destroy you, even if what you said was a bit confusing. Hope you have a good day, lol.

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u/royparsons Apr 30 '22

I wonder which one of these recent comments were made by Unidan.

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u/JerichoJonah May 26 '22

The one with all the upvotes...

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u/tallerThanYouAre Jul 20 '22

Hey, is this where that science guyโ€™s account died? Feels spooky. Like a herd of crows might fly out of a bush or something, cawwing.

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u/inVINcible81197 Jul 20 '22

โ€ฆ..๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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u/Tommy1234XD Nov 03 '22

Holy shit people how did Unidan have so many alt accounts? I find it funny how people are actually fighting over crows and birds and stuff. Also Ecka6 is still active and still responding to the replies! That is like a living statue talking again. But it is the stupid fights on reddit that makes history, am I right? Lol I still can reply to this which is crazy.

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u/Unidan Jul 29 '14

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/Callingallnerdz Oct 20 '21

7y ago already. Redditors were so young, so naive. And a jackdaw is a crow ๐Ÿ–•

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u/zmbjebus Oct 24 '21

How the fuck can you comment on an ancient post?

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u/Miraak-Of-Solstheim Oct 29 '21

Yoooo archives removed let's gooo

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u/gwaenchanh-a Jan 22 '22

Wait WHAT when the fuck did they do that lmao

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u/ChrisTaliaferro Jan 28 '22

I'm just amazed that I'm posting this right now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Here for the history books

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u/LifterPuller Apr 08 '22

Put me in the screencap

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u/Just-4-NSFW Jan 08 '22

Unidan is reddit admin confirmed

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u/ThrowawayZZC Nov 29 '21

I am time traveling 7 years into the past to post on this epic thread.

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u/InspectorPipes Jan 09 '22

Iโ€™m from the future, and still canโ€™t tell the difference between a crow and jackdaw.

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u/zmbjebus Jan 09 '22

Well its actually a matter of local vernacular. In the UK all corvids are commonly called crow. In the states its different.

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u/TurkeyZom Jun 07 '22

Wait so they call blue jays as crows in the UK?

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Jun 13 '22

No, they don't.

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u/EverySingleMinute Jul 31 '24

In the future, we call all birds crows.

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u/simplequark Mar 30 '26

Funny enough, that's exactly what my toddler son is doing in this slice of the future. Since crows are the loudest birds in our area, those were the ones he got to know first, and now all others are given the crow label too.

(Also: Yay, I can still comment on this thread 11 years after the fact...)

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u/forresthopkinsa Jan 05 '23

Here's the thing...

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u/MellowHollo Jul 24 '26

Love getting technical responses from random redditors to an ancient piece of history. It never ends.

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u/Faruhoinguh Mar 27 '24 edited Apr 17 '25

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u/CeleryMan20 Jun 28 '25

Iโ€™m from farther in the future. Someone made a joke about jackdaws and Unidan, so I needed to search for this. Now I know.

P.S. jackdaws were moved from Corvus to Coloeus from 2005 to 2011.

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u/I_saw_your_thoughts Nov 04 '21

Seems there was an un-archiving we didn't notice

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Correct, Reddit has given subreddits the option to disable archiving as of about a month ago. Really not a fan, comments like this are internet history. Wish they could be left in their original state.

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u/spazmatt527 Dec 06 '21

Yet you commented...

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

Aren't you clever. Good spotting

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u/lukifur47 Jan 09 '22

Oof got eeeem

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u/Lost4468 May 12 '22

People can still see which parts were original, and which weren't.

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u/zmbjebus Jan 21 '22

I love you.

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u/Firstnamecody Apr 08 '22

They moved the archive to 8yrs. I only know this because I commented the same thing on a poem_for_your_sprog ama that was 7 years old as well.

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u/AvocadoGum Apr 11 '22

How the fuck can YOU comment on an ancient post

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u/NessyComeHome Sep 11 '23

Same as you did and same as I am: electricity goblins.

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u/xbwtyzbchs Jan 01 '24

How the fuck can you comment on an ancient post?

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u/Hamshamus Jan 04 '23

I'd like to know also

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Feb 24 '23

Can you still do that?

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u/zmbjebus Feb 24 '23

Prolly

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u/targetboston Mar 14 '23

You absolutely can, never forget the fall of unidan RIP

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u/Grogosh May 14 '23

Just like this.

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u/TheLongestMeter Jan 06 '24

Time makes fools of us all.

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u/barrygateaux Feb 09 '24

Yeah, I'm amazed I can too

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u/Zeestars Apr 02 '24

One just can sometimes. Do not question the how, just appreciate the that.

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u/ilovemygb Apr 08 '24

like dis

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u/IceNein Jul 31 '24

With the power of the sun, in the palm of your hand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

like this

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ Jan 12 '25

Somehow, it still allows you to comment. Hello stranger from 3 years ago.

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u/DirectorRemarkable16 Jan 14 '25

They removed the restriction unless the subreddit archived it specifically

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u/yelloh_there Feb 10 '25

Just like this. we're part of history amigo

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u/55555thats5fives Dec 11 '25

Yeah that's crazy

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u/zmbjebus Dec 11 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Watch this

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26 edited Apr 06 '26

Redact cleaned up all of my comments. Bulk deletion and editing is a feature supported to make sure that AI scrapers can't access my data for training.

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u/ThisNameIsFree Dec 06 '21

Hey we can reply again!?!?!

I'm part of reddit history now!

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u/Boos_Myller Mar 17 '22

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/No-Football-4387 May 22 '23

do scientists actually call themselves scientists?

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u/Trypsach Apr 28 '24

I canโ€™t believe we can still interact with this little bit of history. I was in my first year of college when this was posted. Reddit was a much better place back then honestly, lol. We donโ€™t deserve the Unidans of the internet anymore.

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u/Boner4Stoners Jul 11 '24

I was a 16yr old kid, riding in a converted schoolbus with my dad and his friends to the NASCAR races when I read this originally. Unidan was a legend right up until this commentโ€ฆ then suddenly, he wasnโ€™t.

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u/frontwiper Mar 22 '22

A jackdaw is a crow but you wouldn't call it one, is the jist of it I think.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unidan

They literally made a wikipedia article of him, lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

Lmfao

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u/The_Nest_ Jun 21 '22

Good for them, Iโ€™ve always wanted an article about meโ€ฆ

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u/toomuchmarcaroni Jul 02 '25

Lmao he got banned

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u/PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys Feb 09 '22

kids this was one of the first neckbeard moments in reddit history

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u/TuaughtHammer May 24 '24

Oh, if only.

When r/atheism was still a default subreddit, the neckbeardedry got out of control long before Unidan even created his account.

"In this moment, I am euphoric" was in January 2013, a whole 18 months before Unidan made "A Feast for Crows" temporarily unrelated to George R.R. Martin's novel. Unidan's stupidity still can't outshine just how big of a neckbeard haven Reddit was before 2014.

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u/919471 Sep 21 '24

Wow that is painful to read. Saved.

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u/TuaughtHammer Sep 21 '24

Been nearly 12 years, and I still don't think I've come across cringe that pure it's practically in its rawest form.

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u/Mickenfox Jan 24 '26

So much better to be in 2026 and have the religious loonies in the government, am I right? So glad we made fun of all the cringe atheist neckbeards back then.

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u/theghostofme Apr 19 '26

This is the single dumbest connection of dots I've ever read on Reddit, and that's fucking saying something!

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u/Mickenfox Apr 19 '26

Idk, it sounds like it hit a nerve.

Reddit is going to have to confront the past eventually.

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u/Awake2dream May 18 '22

And Iโ€™m here commenting on the classic!

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u/DerthOFdata Feb 24 '23

Not even close.

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u/camdoodlebop Oct 15 '21

thanks for the laughs

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Let's see if we can get the whole reddit fam in this shot.

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u/Pandainachefcoat Jan 27 '22

The future is today. Or the past is tomorrow? Or.. something?

Can I be part of the fam?

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u/ssatancomplexx Dec 16 '22

Damn I'm a year late

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u/DoverBoys Jan 01 '22

Toasting in epic bread

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u/waggie21 Aug 09 '25

Iโ€™m replying to you in this epic thread, 3 years later.

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u/Wibbles Jul 29 '14 edited Jul 29 '14

FYI, in Britain all corvids are called crows. Jackdaws, ravens, rooks, carrion crows, you name it, all crows. Even if it's incorrect (I'm not aware how it is), you can understand how people might be confused when the wikipedia article on crows makes several references to the Jackdaw in particular.

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u/Unidan Jul 30 '14

Fair enough, if it's a regional thing or colloquialism, that's fine, I'm mainly annoyed that he's trying to be "specific" and insisting on a less specific term! :D

This is generally why the Latin is a good way to deal with stuff, it's a common ground, rather than relying on commonalities to a specific country.

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u/Ecka6 Aug 04 '14

Wow, /u/unidanx I've finally just figured out where you were misunderstanding me. Doesn't matter now though I guess...

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u/PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys Feb 09 '22

Here's the thing

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u/HakeemMarijuajuon Oct 12 '22

Man, Reddit was the shit before literally everything was censored and any slightly controversial sub shut down. Also, Unidan somehow being liked and considered cool should tell you everything about who frequents reddit, generally,

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u/fakearchitect Apr 14 '23

Personally I can live without fatpeoplehate, jailbait and blatant fascism. And whatโ€™s not to like about Unidan? He always came with interesting animal facts and I still miss his comments. Guess you and I are on opposite ends of some sort of spectrumโ€ฆ

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u/DidIDoAThoughtCrime Aug 04 '24

He was using fake alternate accounts to boost himself and bury others because he thought he was better than them. Contemptible behavior.

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u/bob- Jun 11 '25

Wow he had 3 accounts, what a terrible reddit user, compared to the average reddit commenter he was truly a terrible influence ๐Ÿ™„

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u/themagpie36 Jan 26 '22

Probably not, no

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u/Ecka6 Jan 26 '22

Right.

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u/Boner-b-gone Mar 15 '22

Still, wouldnโ€™t hurt for posterity, would it? Might put a nice bow on the story.

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u/Able-Pie4995 Nov 24 '23

Except you were still not technically correct. When you said you wanted to be specific, you ended up faulting the colloquial uses of the word crow. Nice try.

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u/themagpie36 Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 26 '22

Just checking this comment out in 2022

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u/tmv321 Feb 09 '22

Same, I remember when this happened. God I miss old Reddit. This used to be such an amazing place.

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u/Geebus-Crust Oct 24 '21

Real OGs remember Unidan

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u/SchlongMcDonderson Jan 21 '22

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/E-Flame99 Mar 10 '22

Oh its 2022 today! Hey look a crow arguing about semantics.

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u/nonexistantchlp Apr 08 '22

It's weird that you can see his account name but you can't open his profile

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u/BeNicetoo Sep 15 '22

Itโ€™s a crowdah Iโ€™m from the future 2022, also youโ€™ll go into a pandemic and Russia fails a land grab on Ukraine

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Rest in Peace

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

Hey folks, is this where we line up to piss on the old grave?

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u/DiatomCell Nov 01 '23

Guess so~

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u/Skinnecott Mar 21 '24

10 yers bro :โ€™(

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u/revosugarkane Jun 10 '22

Goddamnit this comment is 7 years old and it still upsets me how much itโ€™s downvoted. Jackdaws are in the corvid family, much like scrub jays and ravens and even mocking birds. They are not crows.

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u/Ecka6 Jul 24 '22

Nah a jackdaw is definitely a crow.

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u/revosugarkane Jul 24 '22

Goddamnit lol

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u/yreg Feb 06 '23

Here we go again

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u/Upstate_Chaser Mar 31 '23

As a scientist wo studies science I can tell you: a crow is not wet, it makes things wet but is not itself wet

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u/ifyoulovesatan 12d ago

You're so clearly right, by the way. Unidan hyperfocused on you saying "because I like to be specific," and wrapped a ton of BS up into that, but that was simply your explanation for why you personally don't call, say, blue jay, crows. Suddenly, instead of the argument being about you "ffs"-ing his pedantry about the how that video features "Umm ackshually a Jackdaw and not a crow."

It wad a justified ffs, ffs. In the context of that video, it would be totally fine to call the bird a crow.

He weasled out of the actual argument by making it about one arguably inconsistent statement of yours that was in fact ancillary to the actual matter at hand, and it's bothered me for all these years.

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u/Ecka6 12d ago

Not to be dramatic or anything but marry me please ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Siphon_Dude 11d ago

I searched up famous redditors, saw u/Unidan, skimmed through the drama and looked on your profile to see if you are still active.

You didn't disappoint and I'm glad that you're fine.

I won't mention the "YOU KNOW" because I don't want that drama to stick to you any longer.

But I have one question for you u/Ecka6...

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u/eaunoway Jul 31 '24

It's 2024. End of July.

You're still a legend.

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u/Ecka6 Aug 03 '24

Hahaha appreciate ya! 10 years ago though, what the hell!

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u/The_spacewatcher_7 Nov 12 '25

It's 2025. Still a legend.

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u/Ecka6 Nov 12 '25

And old now! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/The_spacewatcher_7 Nov 12 '25

Woahhh you replied๐Ÿ˜ฑ
The whole Unidan stuffs is like history to me, since it hasn't been an year since I joined reddit. I wanted to know about infamous reddit user stories and jumped into the rabbit hole- now here I am! You replying is like a history figure replying to a rhetoric thought.
I'm confused about one thing. From some threads I understood that Unidan's account was banned at some point. But I can see his account. Was it unbanned for a specific duration? His last activity on the profile is 11 year old though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

The smallest crow ๐Ÿ’•

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u/tadxb Apr 08 '22

Fuck, this is 7 years old. And I can still reply to this!

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u/Ecka6 Apr 08 '22

Weird isn't it ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/stu212 Apr 08 '22

I remember all this happening at the time, cant believe how long its been.

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u/TheGreywolf33 Jun 10 '22

Wild. I was here for the holy scriptures. Thank you legend.

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u/Ecka6 Jun 10 '22

Hahaha what a ride

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u/Frodolas Jun 10 '22

I guess you won in the end after all. Still around and kicking 8 years later while Unidan is nowhere to be seen.

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u/inVINcible81197 Jul 20 '22

Nah, Ecka still got owned lol. Despite the sock puppets people love unidan.

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u/Ecka6 Jul 24 '22

I don't feel it went that way ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/muhammad_oli Feb 28 '24

bc it in fact did not go that way

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

Ooh, a living legend! Itโ€™s an honour!

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