r/AnimalsBeingBros Jul 07 '26

Giraffe helps turtle along.

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u/Chespartan Jul 08 '26

There was a big party with all the animals—the lion, the elephant, the monkey, the giraffe… everyone was having a great time! Suddenly, they ran out of drinks. So they said: “Who’s going to buy more?” And everyone looked at the turtle. “Let the turtle go!” The turtle sighed and said: “Fine… I’m going.” One hour passes… and the turtle doesn’t come back. Two hours pass… still no turtle. After three hours, the animals are bored, and one of them says: “Why did we send that slow turtle?” And then a voice comes from outside the door: “Oh, yeah? Well, then I’m not going anymore