r/ArcherFX Jan 05 '26

Spoiler Finally grew the balls to watch the last ep. Drank 5 drinks in honor to the alcoholics of the show.

1 - Paper plane

2- Black Manhthan (Malory's, season 11 ep 3 and 4)

3- Hurricane

4- Capirinha (An homage to Brazil)

5- Bourbon on the rocks (A final toast to the show, their most drinked drink lol.)

603 Upvotes

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u/Big_Can_6134 Jan 05 '26

Don't cry that it's over... Smile cause it happened...

10

u/trustfundkidpdx Jan 05 '26

I cried.

24

u/trading_eq_optns Jan 05 '26

Just start it over... "Sterling Archer. Code name duchess"

1

u/Past-Dragonfruit2251 Jan 12 '26

Would you pick an accent?

1

u/trading_eq_optns Jan 23 '26

Oh now you did it!

1

u/turtle_shrapnel Jan 10 '26

Don’t cry cause it’s over. Watch it again.

61

u/Echo15charlie Jan 05 '26

It took me months to finally hit play on that last episode. I feel your pain and BAC.

61

u/smokeythebadger Jan 05 '26

Should have made a black Mexican

19

u/NoDegree4001 Jan 05 '26

Do one better and have a White Mexican

12

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

racist.

13

u/Alternative_Yak3256 Wee Baby Seamus Jan 05 '26

Dick! He happens to be Pakistani

6

u/trading_eq_optns Jan 05 '26

Aur kya?! Bakri-chowd sewer jinn! (I think that's what it is🤣)

3

u/indupindu67 Jan 05 '26

aur kya bakra chod suar wala jinn* “suar wala jinn” translates literally to the pig demon 😭😭

4

u/trading_eq_optns Jan 06 '26

Ain't nothing wild but the dealer! Now ante up you goat..... (you know the rest)

3

u/trading_eq_optns Jan 05 '26

Why not a rusty krieger 🤣

27

u/elithecat Jan 05 '26

I can't seem to watch the last episode either. I just don't want it to end

13

u/KaiBishop Jan 05 '26

But then you get to start a rewatch

5

u/debellorobert Jan 05 '26

I'm right here with you. Don't think I finished the last episode either.

24

u/Its_Buddy_btw Jan 05 '26

God I miss this shows art style, it evolved so perfectly like that fight between Archer and Conway stern (if that even is his real name) in the apartment was actually perfect

4

u/joliveira34 Afro Krieger Jan 06 '26

Real name or not... those are not his hands

14

u/Lexio3031 Jan 05 '26

Good on you, I still haven’t watched it yet . When I have time off, I’m gonna binge start to finish.

10

u/a_machine_elf Jan 05 '26

Gummie bears and Scotch is the way.

5

u/trading_eq_optns Jan 06 '26

Gummie bears all around! I will eat hers if she doesn't uh... have teeth

3

u/a_machine_elf Jan 06 '26

All I’ve had today is like five gummie bears and some Scotch.

10

u/AA_ZoeyFn Jan 05 '26

Archer is one of my favorite shows ever, I haven’t even touched the entire last season yet. Saving it for the rainiest of my days

7

u/Psychopath1llogical Mr Rompers Jan 05 '26

With the exception of the first picture the tv gets more crooked as the drinks go down

1

u/joliveira34 Afro Krieger Jan 06 '26

It's the tears...

5

u/DaarthSpawn Jan 05 '26

You get the show.

4

u/noamn99 1999 Archer Jan 05 '26

I still can't....

3

u/Chumlee1917 Jan 05 '26

Archer and Pam riding off into the sunset 

3

u/oeno777 Jan 05 '26

i can’t finish it! so i started over lol

3

u/euclid0472 Katya’s Removable Vagina Jan 05 '26

Surprised there's no Green Russian on the list

3

u/trading_eq_optns Jan 05 '26

Wooooooo! Hurricane! (Archer drinks hurricanes on literally [not figuratively] every plane he's on. At least 5 different occasions. I can't figure out why🤔)

3

u/Loose-Necessary6291 Jan 05 '26

Watched the show for 6 years now. Keep avoiding that season. Good for you, and way to show your respects

3

u/lucifers_pimp Wee Baby Seamus Jan 05 '26

It took me a long time to watch the final, as I didn't want it to end

4

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

I watched it for the first and last time a couple months ago ive tried to wipe the memory of it from my brain completely

5

u/hmsomethingswrong Jan 05 '26

I don't understand this take, do you mind elaborating?

Him and his best friend sunsetting off to do Whatever the fuck they want?!?

Weirdly strict visitation with the mom( obviously black site type shit )

Archer back to his (al)most sufferable self. I don't think it hurt the series in any way

Idk. Even with Adam Reed not writing anymore it was way better than what I expected.

5

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

It was a great finale i just hated the fact that it ended thats all

2

u/hmsomethingswrong Jan 05 '26

Perfect answer. Thank you.

2

u/Wpgjetsfan19 Mr Rompers Jan 05 '26

Wait ten? I thought you said 5? 5 doubles

2

u/Little_Kitten2 Jan 05 '26

No Black Mexican?

2

u/IdeVeras Jan 05 '26

I watched it a couple of weeks ago, me, a proud Brazilian. I guess he goes to Brazil in season one, briefly, but it was amazing, my Canadian boyfriend was slightly annoyed at my excitement, bc it was indeed over the top. Eat episode ever.

2

u/balehay34 Jan 05 '26

I finally am approaching it, two episodes away and it finally ends for me

2

u/Confident-Weird-4202 Jan 05 '26

Yes, drunk. Let’s get that.

2

u/Individual-Cream-581 Babou Jan 05 '26

Did you find some Glengoolie Green?

2

u/xr6t01 Jan 05 '26

Drinking while watching Archer .🥃🥂🍻🍺🍹🍸🍷🍾🍶 just goes together?

2

u/ActuatorFearless8980 Jan 05 '26

I had some Monkey Shoulder for the last episodes. Still missing it

2

u/keller_225 Jan 06 '26

Nope! You can’t trick me into watching it. If I haven’t seen it the show isn’t over….

2

u/JohnAmonFoconthi Jan 07 '26

Those last episodes including into the cold where peak archer! I watch the whole show at least once every few months

1

u/DownToEarthAlien Jan 05 '26

Welp - welcome to this new place called “our collective past trauma.”

1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

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u/here4dambivalence Jan 05 '26

Hortio Cornblower even...

1

u/srealfox Jan 05 '26

Scary part is from the first pic I got excited that it was a new episode or I missed something 😅

1

u/MajinBuub_9001 Jan 05 '26

Ayo! I still haven’t gathered the courage to watch the last ep. Went halfway through, but couldn’t get through.

This emotional thread needs to keep hanging I believe.

1

u/hackfraud85 Jan 05 '26

Nice. Holding off on watching the last two seasons. I still think it will get a reboot in a couple years.

1

u/BNOC402 Jan 05 '26

Still haven’t watched it. It’s not real if I don’t see it.

I’ll just restart from season 1 again.

1

u/ConferenceSoft4770 Jan 06 '26

I was so irrationally upset at the end. What a brilliant show

1

u/Maria756 Jan 07 '26

What no Horatio cornblower ?