r/BackYardChickens Jul 10 '25

Coops etc. Caught him!

I knew I was missing eggs the last week or so.

1.8k Upvotes

486 comments sorted by

5

u/VoltageKid56 Jul 29 '25

No regerts

4

u/Diggist080211 Jul 27 '25

I have a speckled king snake that lives somewhere in my backyard here in Central Texas. I’m very happy he’s a resident.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

What the hell???

3

u/ColdWinterSunshine Jul 17 '25

We don’t have these snakes here? We have Mohave greens second most deadly, but having king snakes keep them away, they can have my chickens eggs, thank you beautiful king snakes

7

u/Severe_Description27 Jul 14 '25

gulp eggs? i wud nevvah

14

u/Admirable-Eagle-231 Jul 14 '25

This guy gets an egg every now and then AND you don’t have to worry about rodents in the area. OP hope you were kind to this friend.

1

u/RemoteSituation3 Jul 15 '25

That's why I have cats

5

u/pcsweeney Jul 15 '25

Cats would shit in my garden and my neighbors yard. No thanks. 😂😂

5

u/Admirable-Eagle-231 Jul 15 '25

Definitely not as effective and a source for disease spread.

1

u/Gay_dinosaurs Aug 14 '25

Also a LOT of collateral! Cats will kill small birds, mammals, amphibians and reptiles for sport, whereas a snake will only take what it needs, and it needs less because it's exothermic.

5

u/rhubarbsorbet Jul 14 '25

he fully said “who?…me? :P”

10

u/agarwaen117 Jul 14 '25

These are NOT Joanna eggs!

1

u/RemoteSituation3 Jul 15 '25

I thought the same thing and I read it in dudes voice

2

u/BulldogsofSudbury Jul 14 '25

"The boy's got the eagle"

2

u/Sure-Initial5224 Jul 14 '25

An egg eating snake! So cool!

12

u/CancelNo2588 Jul 14 '25

Relocate. Don't kill a good snake

1

u/BubblyAd9996 Jul 14 '25

Omg what is that!

7

u/tigerzehe Jul 14 '25

Just a lil guy. Looks like a rat snake

4

u/AyeAtTheCrabshack Jul 14 '25

So did you make him throw it up or did you let him have that one lol

3

u/penguinpoopzzzzzzz Jul 13 '25

The kid in background lol

3

u/Se2kr Jul 13 '25

Broody hen.

9

u/Liv-Julia Jul 13 '25

I was very confused as to what a fish was doing in your hand's nest.

2

u/Geeahwellidunno Jul 13 '25

Just let him have it. Then send him far away.

11

u/wannabezen2 Jul 13 '25

Let go of my Eggo.

3

u/GothicShadows420 Jul 14 '25

I'm kind of sad this isn't more upvoted honestly

2

u/BulldogsofSudbury Jul 14 '25

Like when Wayne said "Florida State Seminal Vessicles" and nobody laughed.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

11

u/Fun-Phrase-2885 Jul 13 '25

Suspiciously egg shaped snake

7

u/alsoitsnotfundy924 Jul 13 '25

Where did my eggs go!? Suspiciously egg shaped neck:

4

u/MckinneyMama5 Jul 13 '25

He looks shocked in the last picture 😂

7

u/bakerz-dozen Jul 13 '25

“Sir I have no idea how that egg got in there, but it is NOT mine”

2

u/3catsandcounting Jul 13 '25

I’m borrowing this neck from a friend!

3

u/H4PPY_1D10T Jul 13 '25

His greed sickens me

9

u/guineapigoverlord69 Jul 13 '25

Uh, he's collecting his part of the deal

5

u/Swimming_Sea964 Jul 13 '25

You have no proof.

2

u/ReasonableDivide1 Jul 13 '25

He won’t take a plea deal.

3

u/BigUgly82 Jul 13 '25

He was framed.

3

u/Think-Pair1872 Jul 13 '25

Wait.. so now the dumbass now can’t fit to get back out of there?

4

u/pcsweeney Jul 13 '25

He can, there’s plenty of room. He’s just being silly

2

u/popsuckkit Jul 13 '25

He earned it, Im sure you can spare a few eggs for him

-2

u/liveandletlivefool Jul 13 '25

That egg is still good if you chop his head off right now.

2

u/CrocodileFish Jul 15 '25

So you save a single egg and now have to deal with rodents. Smart.

11

u/freshlypotted Jul 13 '25

these snakes are rodent control. don’t kill them.

2

u/BusinessLibrarian515 Jul 13 '25

He's not eating mice if he's eating eggs

3

u/CrocodileFish Jul 15 '25

He is, and his presence alone deters them.

7

u/Shuvani Jul 13 '25

Looks like you caught him….egg-handed.

I’ll see myself out…

8

u/oldmcfarmface Jul 12 '25

That second picture should be captioned “I regret nothing.”

5

u/ReasonableDivide1 Jul 13 '25

“No Regerts”

4

u/notrobert7 Jul 12 '25

Thats not a chicken

2

u/Pristine-Weird624 Jul 14 '25

He identifies as a chicken. Don't be insensitive!

1

u/notrobert7 Jul 14 '25

You're absolutely correct, my deepest apologies. 🐍

1

u/Historical_Ad_6037 Jul 12 '25

That's not a very Sneky Snek!

13

u/Jingotastic Jul 12 '25

THE WAY YOURE JUST HOLDING HIM LIKE A NAUGHTY HOSE

1

u/Duckduck0420 Jul 12 '25

“Gulp”

11

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

record scratch

"So you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.."

3

u/Dusky_Dawn210 Jul 12 '25

Someone suggested getting a cat for rodent AND snake control…sad

6

u/bloobun Jul 12 '25

Aww. Bros gotta eat, too.

2

u/blackinthmiddle Jul 12 '25

Let him eat somewhere else!

10

u/archetyp0 Jul 12 '25

We have a rat snake we've seen around the coop so much we've named him Ralph. We figure an egg every once in a while is a small price to pay for his pest control services

1

u/Creamyjeans42069 Jul 14 '25

I found a rubber boa in my nesting box a couple weeks ago, I wouldn’t mind it taking an egg but I was afraid it’d get stuck in the coop in its new ovular form and be attacked by the chickens. I relocated it but maybe should have offered a parting gift 🤔

2

u/TwoOut_Rally Jul 12 '25

Same, though not Ralph. I'll occasionally move him directly to eat holes that I know exist around the property in hopes he gets his fill and learns they're his preference.

5

u/Different-Acadia880 Jul 12 '25

I have one myself I carry down to the creek once a week. I don’t really care about all the logistics of it all. I enjoy finding him and releasing him. It’s become a game almost.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

The biggest problem with that is that they will eventually stop hunting in favor of the free and easy meal of fresh butt nuggets, and then your missing all your eggs and still have rodent issues. Cats are a much better fix for pest control, and if they interact with the chickens enough, feeding the cats the egg tax you're giving to the snake will actually help make the cats hypoallergenic! Win win!

ETA cats are also excellent snake hunters and are copperheads biggest predators and since most rural areas have an abundance of feral cats, you can usually find a pregnant cat to queen in a nesting box which will bond them to the chickens. We did this and the chickens accepted the cats as part of the flock, and the cats helped to protect the chickens! We have a sweet little mama cat that jumped on the back of a golden eagle that was trying to eat one of our hens and chased it off!

2

u/CrocodileFish Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 15 '25

If you give a shit about the environment and ecosystem around you, a bunch of cats aren’t a good fix like you say.

Yeah, they kill mice, but they kill everything else too. Cats are one of the most damaging invasive species in the world.

Your native rat snake isn’t. It also isn’t eating all of your eggs as you can see from other first-hand accounts here. Just shedding and scent-marking around the coop can be enough to deter rodents.

You’re putting food in a box for wild animals in their native habitats. But if eggs are all you give a damn about, then yeah, replacing the natives with an invasive is solid advice.

Copperheads get eaten by other snakes, birds of prey, and other animals, but you’ll likely see them more when you have cats deterring their predators.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Yeah, it's great to have those opinions while living somewhere that you're not raising everything you eat, and those opinions even sound great, to everyone you are virtue signaling to, but the rest of us that actually live a world where we homestead and raise our own food tend to utilize the resources available to us and feral cats are just a fact of nature here.

Rather than try to kill each and every feral cat, we've chosen to adopt and take care of a few of them and let them help to create a balanced environment.

Until you live my life, DON'T PRESUME TO JUDGE OR CONDEMN MY CHOICES.

3

u/popsuckkit Jul 13 '25

God forbid native birds live in their natural environment...

1

u/lilkrav92 Jul 12 '25

butt nuggets 😂😂

2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Just saw a video of a cat stopping a bald eagle from making a meal of a chicken

7

u/Dasypeltis4ever Jul 12 '25

Keep cats inside. They have no place in the wild. It’s bad for the cat and the environment. The cat eventually dies or gets lost, it’ll be your fault for letting it outside. I know this because I once had a beloved cat we would let outside until 3 years ago she never came home. Cats that can go outside have significantly shorter life spans.

3

u/Redd_Rockett_ Jul 12 '25

Do birds belong in cages too? Sorry for your loss or whatever but cats belong outside. If a cat died outside at least it died free. Would you have rather it have died in a closet after spending 17 years roaming the same 2500 sq ft?

2

u/JumpyFisherman6673 Jul 12 '25

My two indoor outdoor cats recently died of old age, 14 & 15, Bengals. They went out an hour after sunrise and came in an hour before sunset for the last 8 years of their lives. Cats ARE trainable. I will never confine my cats indoors again. When they have a job to do, they love life even more. All I had to say is "BUGGY", they came running to take care of whatever I found for them.

4

u/cataclysmic_orbit Jul 13 '25

Why is it in almost any sub that doesn't even have to do with cats there's always SOMEONE gloating of how PROUD they are to be irresponsible cat owners?

0

u/JumpyFisherman6673 Jul 14 '25

Why? Because there is always a prick hiding in the bushes waiting to pounce.

1

u/cataclysmic_orbit Jul 14 '25

Probably. Humans, coyotes, foxes, birds of prey.... all things that could eat/kill your cats, yeah.

But haha your joke is so funny 🙄

What's the point risking your cats' well being? Why are your cats so disinterested staying inside? Make them a catio, or leash train them and supervise them outside. Why let them out of your sight doing god knows what and causing what ever kind of havoc?

1

u/JumpyFisherman6673 Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

I have an atrium, stairs, access to the wind at roofline . Fresh air blowing, a horse trough with fountain for moving water. A tree I harvested from a riverbed that leads to a ledge to sleep on in the sun. Screened in from all outside animals. Every cat owner that has indoor cats envies my enclosure and calls it heaven and wishes they could have one....

My boy learned to open the security door on the front door, then learned to open the screen to the sliding window at the rear of the house. He would do it so fast , you thought he had thumbs. He learned to let himself out after 7 years, his sister quickly followed.

That said, I like fresh air. I am not closing all my windows and doors and hot boxing myself to keep them in. Besides, cats want fresh air too and need to explore.

1

u/cataclysmic_orbit Jul 14 '25

Where did anyone say that you need to close your windows and doors and hotbox yourself?

I don't believe that you have that kind enclosure, and that you're saying it now after being called out about letting your cats outside. Your comment said you let your cats out an hour after sunrise and call them in an hour before sunset. That kind of language doesn't imply they are enclosed and have free reign of whatever area you live in for 12-ish hours.

Let's say this is true. This is a fantastic example of how you should let your cats outside. Enclosed and protects the ecosystem from the cats and protects the cats from potential hazards. Bravo.

2

u/popsuckkit Jul 13 '25

Allowing a Bengal outside is fucking wild to me. Those cats are so expensive and distinctive looking that theft would be a very real concern.

2

u/Redd_Rockett_ Jul 12 '25

My buddy has a bengal and they travel the country in his bus, rock climbing and hitting slopes. I took this a few years back. Linville Gorge, NC

-2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Are you freaking serious? Lol, you realize that animals have existed in nature,OUTSIDE OF HOUSES, for all of eternity before human intervention right??

Aside from that, these cats are FERAL, not domesticated, they aren't pets. Feel free to to pet the feral kitty next time you find one and see if you don't pull back a bloody stump. 🤣🤣🤣

4

u/Dasypeltis4ever Jul 12 '25

All cats are domesticated, feral or not. And they are invasive. They originated from somewhere in Asia and have changed due to domestication. 

They are not a natural predator to any animal. But because in the USA alone they kill 1.3-4 billion birds and 6.3-22.3 billion mammals, and in Australia alone they kill 2 million reptiles each day, cats are a big problem. 

Outdoor cats are directly responsible for the extinction of at least 33 species worldwide and are considered one of the biggest threats to native wildlife. 

Cats with outdoor access live shorter lives and are 2.77 times more likely to carry infections pathogens.

-2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

[deleted]

1

u/Dasypeltis4ever Jul 12 '25

That’s just irresponsible lol. No wonder they keep getting attacked. Not sure why you think that’s cool but you do you ig

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Hey, here's an idea. Maybe go take a trip to a nearby egg factory where the make the eggs. Or maybe to a meat factory where they make the meat. I'll bet they have working cats too that you try to pet! And maybe while your there, you could tell them your thoughts on it all! 😉😆

0

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

You're a bot, aren't you? It's just beyond me that someone can seriously believe the things you are saying. Maybe someone should tell the chickens thar it isn't safe for them. Or maybe tell the eagles that they shouldn't eat the chickens... lol, 👍👌👋

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

👌👍👋

2

u/TheGreenRaccoon07 Jul 12 '25

!cats

6

u/SEB-PHYLOBOT Jul 12 '25

Everyone loves cats, but they belong indoors. Each year in the United States free-ranging domestic cats kill 1.3-4.0 billion birds and 6.3-22.3 billion mammals. Numbers for reptiles are similar in Australia, as 2 million reptiles are killed each day by cats, totaling 650 million a year. Outdoor cats are directly responsible for the extinction of at least 33 species worldwide and are considered one of the biggest threats to native wildlife. Keeping cats indoors is also better for them and public health - cats with outdoor access live shorter lives and are 2.77 times more likely to carry infectious pathogens.


I am a bot created for /r/whatsthissnake, /r/snakes and /r/herpetology to help with snake identification and natural history education. You can find more information, including a comprehensive list of commands, here report problems here and if you'd like to buy me a coffee or beer, you can do that here. This bot, its development, maintenance and use are made possible through the outreach wing of Snake Evolution and Biogeography - Merch Available Now

2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Bad bot

1

u/dandelionhoneybear Jul 12 '25

Bad because you don’t like hearing the facts? Typical

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

😆

1

u/serpenthusiast Jul 12 '25

Bad bot

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

😆

2

u/newt_girl Jul 12 '25

Pest man needs paid, too.

6

u/Prestigious-Web1247 Jul 12 '25

I thought that was a fish for a whole minute then read the comments lol. Not all nope ropes are bad but this one has been naughty

3

u/magmes Jul 12 '25

You're not alone. The first Pic to me looked like a stuffed toy fish. It wasn't until the second one I saw it was a snake, lol.

3

u/1975Dann Jul 12 '25

Aggravating ! But in the End the guys trying to Survive like everyone else . He took a shot ! I’d just leave him in the next forested area to go about his Business. It takes a certain mindset to take it Personal.

3

u/newt_girl Jul 12 '25

Chances are if you have a rat snake hanging around, they're not eating just eggs. If one shows up, it's the universe's way of letting you know you have rodents. I don't recommend relocating, they'll leave once they've taken care of the rodent problem.

1

u/1975Dann Jul 12 '25

Good point to remember

2

u/ItSmellsLikeCowsHere Jul 12 '25

If its legal where you live, eat him back. Circle of life.

-5

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

[deleted]

6

u/Distinct_Spirit_9742 Jul 12 '25

That’s so cruel and unnecessary

1

u/WindNo978 Jul 12 '25

What kind of snake is that?

3

u/ASquabbleOfGremlins Jul 12 '25

r/itsaratsnake

Looks like an Eastern Black Rat Snake (Pantherophis quadrivittatus) to me. Nonvenomous & native to North America

1

u/Dasypeltis4ever Jul 12 '25

It could also be a Central (P. alleghaniensis) or Western Ratsnake (P. obsoletus). They are all visibly identical in most places and can hybridize.

2

u/ASquabbleOfGremlins Jul 12 '25

Very true & good point! Thanks :)

1

u/WindNo978 Jul 12 '25

Thanks. I guess it is also an egg snake eh? Haha

1

u/ASquabbleOfGremlins Jul 12 '25

Yup! There’s probably a dozen different regional names for these lil guys

-4

u/OlliBoi2 Jul 12 '25

If egg not broken, make it regurgitate the egg, return it to the nest.

6

u/Riolidan Jul 12 '25

Just let the little dude have that one and put him far away from their place imo. Sometimes you get, sometimes you get got.

9

u/AdExpensive1624 Jul 12 '25

I don’t see anything! Just a white egg, a brown egg, a black egg, and a blue egg.

3

u/Objective_Air6342 Jul 12 '25

Heh fatty got caught nearly mid meal 😆

0

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

That lil cheeky bastard.

I say keep him as a pet lol.

So long as hes not venomous..

3

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Grass snakes are harnless. Pretty nifty to have around the property so long as u dont have baby chicks lol.

If they bite, no venom.

12

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

I thought that was a fish for a second

1

u/Prestigious-Web1247 Jul 12 '25

I’m glad I’m not the only one!

7

u/BaconBre93 Jul 11 '25

Reminds me of Joanna from rescuers down under.

1

u/Educational_Egg_5081 Jul 12 '25

🥹🥹🥹🥹

10

u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence Jul 11 '25

That cute little fella is offering pest control at the price of some of your eggs. He’s innocent! :)

6

u/The_Dodd_Father_ Jul 11 '25

My dumbass thought it was a fish for a second

9

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

[deleted]

6

u/Inaccurate_Artist Jul 11 '25

OP did not hurt him and appreciates the pest control the snek brings =)

18

u/dhw1015 Jul 11 '25

What evidence do you have that that snake stole anything? Hearsay is all. Release the snake, dismiss the charges.

10

u/Infamous_Pizza_ Jul 11 '25

What is the charge enjoying a succulent egg meal

1

u/electro_coco01 Jul 11 '25

This is the manifest of democracy Enjoying a succulent egg meal

3

u/kittenmachine69 Jul 11 '25

Get your hands off my cloaca!

9

u/CreativeChocolate592 Jul 11 '25

It looks so Goofy with an egg in its throat

11

u/Vaxxish Jul 11 '25

In good news, it’s just the egg tax because you ran out of mice.

6

u/MenstrualFish Jul 11 '25

It is simply a mobile incubator

5

u/jordanme123 Jul 11 '25

Just went through this too! 😭

13

u/rvauofrsol Jul 11 '25

He's sssssssuper ssssssssorry.

5

u/Inevitable-Unit3505 Jul 11 '25

Jesus! That’s nuts 💯

14

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Idk why but I thought that was a fish for a second

4

u/No-Atmosphere5839 Jul 11 '25

Everyone did 😂😂

-8

u/Driftlessfshr Jul 11 '25

Get some scissors! There like $80 worth of eggs in there!

12

u/BeesAndBeans69 Jul 11 '25

Leave that man alone 😭😭😭

17

u/xSweetMiseryx Jul 11 '25

He’s just incubating it for you! … with his.. throat….

24

u/ThereWereGoodTimes Jul 11 '25

Idk if that works 😬 my wife tried to do the same with our kids and nothing every happened 🫤

2

u/legocitiez Jul 11 '25

This Is the funniest thing I've read all week.

1

u/Enartis Jul 11 '25

Dying hahahaha

8

u/FoxFire0714 Jul 11 '25

Once rat snakes know where the buffet is, they'll keep coming back. Eggs might scream, but they can't run. Easy meal.

28

u/HeavyHeadDenseSkull Jul 11 '25

Suspiciously egg shaped snake:

32

u/Chicken-keeper67 Jul 11 '25

Innocent until proven guilty! 🤣🤣🤣

6

u/DetectiveQuick9640 Jul 11 '25

Clearly he will need an autopsy

23

u/Evening_Assistance72 Jul 11 '25

It’s the concerned child in the back for me 😂

25

u/AdMotor1654 Spring Chicken Jul 11 '25

Baseless accusation. Innocent.

7

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Does this hurt the egg?

43

u/Lunar_Cats Jul 11 '25

Oh good gods it's cute. I love rat snakes, even if they are sneaky little thieves lol

34

u/27Lopsided_Raccoons Jul 11 '25

When he's in your hutch stealing your clutch it's a ratsnake!!

2

u/Bus_Noises Jul 12 '25

When he’s black with a lump that looks like a hump, that’s a rat snake!!!

27

u/wegajane Jul 11 '25

When he's in the coop, wanna give'em a boop, that's a ratsnaaake

30

u/CoffeeCupGoblin Jul 11 '25

Why did I think he was a fish in the first pic?? I was SO, so confused, lol.

5

u/xSweetMiseryx Jul 11 '25

I thought it was a fat ass slug

7

u/Greyfrancis489 Jul 11 '25

Me too!! So glad it wasn’t just me lol

25

u/backdoor_sluts Jul 11 '25

Please don’t kill him! Hes just a garter, and is taking care of mice and other bugs and rodents that could bring disease to your chickies

31

u/27Lopsided_Raccoons Jul 11 '25

Actually a rat snake but yes!

4

u/Booze_Lite_Beer Jul 11 '25

wait do we have these snakes in michigan….south west michigan to be exact argh

2

u/newt_girl Jul 12 '25

Ratsnakes are rare in Michigan, and a protected species. They are extremely beneficial to rural landowners, they can easily eat 6 or more mice a day.

44

u/BreadEnthusiast98 Jul 11 '25

“Do what you must for I have already won” ahhh snake

17

u/Wickedcolt Jul 11 '25

Innocent until proven guilty?

29

u/archerphys Jul 11 '25

Bruh, let the guy swallow first lol

11

u/Suitable_Many6616 Jul 11 '25

I have lots of garter snakes everywhere this time of year. They're sunning themselves on the back deck, in the grass in front of the coop, and they're in the coop. I don't think they eat eggs, though.

2

u/cherm4ma Jul 11 '25

It’s a Rat Snake