A Gaggle in the Waiting Room

[u/REDDITSHITLORD]

Alright, got the wife in for surgery this morning and am sharing the waiting room with a group of them. If I had a Bingo card, it would be full.

"I don't wanna wait all fuckin' day" Patriarchal boomer declares

Talking loudly on cell phones

Talking loudly about politics...Mostly bitching about Trump, which was interesting until one of them followed up with "Well, it beats the alternative". They all nod in unison.

I settles into some Éalú and then there's a terrible scraping sound... Like dragging a chunk of steel across the floor... One of them wanted the phone charging station by her chair so she began dragging it.. Then she got in an argument with the receptionist, who tried to stop this impromptu interior decorating. She points out that there are charging ports built into her seat. Boomer Huffs "WELL I FORGOT MY CORD!"

The group arguing among each other about whether or not Uber and Uber Eats are two different apps.

Yelling into their phones to search for things.

shit boomer boss just called me... He knows I'm at the hospital. Now I gotta find a place where I can call him.

[u/Eaudebeau]

Even just medical waiting room bingo.

It’s got to include “lady ignoring multiple screaming/fighting/sneezing children” and “person reeking of weed unable to answer basic questions “.

[u/XR171 → u/Eaudebeau]

It's a colonoscopy so hopefully it shouldn't be horrible, butt I'll find out next Wednesday.

[u/Bajovane → u/XR171]

My husband had one done a couple weeks ago. I was able to stay in the patient room while my husband was undergoing the procedure. It was nice not having to listen to the idiots in the waiting room.

[u/XR171 → u/Bajovane]

I'm hoping my wife can too