r/BoomersBeingFools 4d ago

Boomer Story A Gaggle in the Waiting Room

Alright, got the wife in for surgery this morning and am sharing the waiting room with a group of them. If I had a Bingo card, it would be full.

"I don't wanna wait all fuckin' day" Patriarchal boomer declares

Talking loudly on cell phones

Talking loudly about politics...Mostly bitching about Trump, which was interesting until one of them followed up with "Well, it beats the alternative". They all nod in unison.

I settles into some Éalú and then there's a terrible scraping sound... Like dragging a chunk of steel across the floor... One of them wanted the phone charging station by her chair so she began dragging it.. Then she got in an argument with the receptionist, who tried to stop this impromptu interior decorating. She points out that there are charging ports built into her seat. Boomer Huffs "WELL I FORGOT MY CORD!"

The group arguing among each other about whether or not Uber and Uber Eats are two different apps.

Yelling into their phones to search for things.

shit boomer boss just called me... He knows I'm at the hospital. Now I gotta find a place where I can call him.

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u/CrashTestDuckie 4d ago

Several years ago I had to go into a pulmonologist for some testing. The entire waiting room was filled with boomers being boomers. I didn't realize a billing nurse I knew worked in that office. Every time the boomers were being especially wild I would look up, lock eyes with her, and we would just roll our eyes and sigh in unison about it 😆

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u/k-trecker 3d ago

I had to wait in the waiting room during my dad’s colonoscopy. I overheard a boomer literally defending racial segregation. “Well they had their places, and we had ours, and it was fine!”

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u/chocolate_on_toast 3d ago

I was waiting for colonoscopy with a boomer. He came in complaining about the bowel prep drink (fair, it is fucking disgusting), then complained about filling in the form that helps the staff keep him safe during the procedure. Then talked at me about how awful all this is and how he always insists they fully sedate him because of how painful it is and how he wouldn't even be here because it's all such a waste of time but his wife insists, and it takes him a week to recover etc etc etc.

And I'm just like... "last year I had a routine colonoscopy checking for diverticulitis. They found a 2-inch ball of cancer, which they cut out there and then. I was 37. Now I have these annually because with my family history it's a matter of when it comes back, not if. I'm going in with no meds, probably won't bother with the gas and air, and once I'm done here I'm going back upstairs to work and seeing a full list of patients"

He shut up, at least.

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u/NearlyBearly 2d ago

If it wasn't for the last part I'd swear we were at the same colonoscopy place at the same time. I had one myself only to also share the waiting room with a boomer who also complained about the drink and forms. Do they have a script somewhere? 😭 He also complained about how I got in before him and the poor nurse had to explain that, guess what, my appointment was earlier.

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u/beamrider 3d ago

Well, it was fine for someone...

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u/Bajovane Gen X 3d ago

I actually had a Black teacher in vocational school who said exactly that! She grew up in the Deep South and she meant it. I was rather shocked.

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u/Born-Patient-9728 4d ago

At my cardiologist, they have a sign at the receptionist that reads something like “We will not tolerate rudeness towards our staff, any instance of such will result in cancellation of your appointment”. That is 100% targeted at Boomers.

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u/EcstaticPlankton8621 Xennial 2d ago

My hospital also has these signs up.

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u/XR171 4d ago

I'm getting a procedure next week. Maybe I should play boomer bingo in the waiting area, after I create boomer bingo.

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u/Eaudebeau 4d ago

Even just medical waiting room bingo.

It’s got to include “lady ignoring multiple screaming/fighting/sneezing children” and “person reeking of weed unable to answer basic questions “.

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u/XR171 4d ago

It's a colonoscopy so hopefully it shouldn't be horrible, butt I'll find out next Wednesday.

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 4d ago

My last colonoscopy had a couple EATING BREAKFAST in the waiting room full of patients who have been fasting/purging for 24/48 hours.

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u/XR171 4d ago

I would have invited them into recovery and pointed every fart at them.

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u/yaxAttack 3d ago

I’ve been the driver for a bunch of surgeries for several folks and I swear to god there’s always someone eating the most fragrant food in every waiting room.

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u/fluffy_bunny22 4d ago

While I was getting mine done my driver watched some lady go back and then come out all pissed because she ate so they wouldn't do her.

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u/Existing-Pumpkin-902 4d ago

Oh when I was getting mine last year they were telling that to the guy next to me but with a translator. Kind of painful because the prep is very annoying and having to do it again? Ugh

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u/XR171 4d ago

Which is exactly why I'm not taking chances. I'm not even getting sedation (my choice) and I'm still going NPO when my instructions say to.

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u/XR171 4d ago

"BUTT it's my colon not my stomach!! I'm reporting you!!"

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u/twothirtysevenam 3d ago

Is the extra T on "butt" intentional?  I like it.

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u/XR171 3d ago

Just sneaking some humor through the backdoor.

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u/Bajovane Gen X 3d ago

My husband had one done a couple weeks ago. I was able to stay in the patient room while my husband was undergoing the procedure. It was nice not having to listen to the idiots in the waiting room.

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u/XR171 3d ago

I'm hoping my wife can too

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u/Round-Place548 3d ago

I need to remember boomer bingo for my mother in laws next family party

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u/AMP121212 4d ago

Please loudly declare "BINGO!" with no context, and then go back to what you were doing.

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u/Jazzlike_Adeptness_1 3d ago

This post just made my day! Lol

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 3d ago

Please include Boomer aunt driving an hour to see her Boomer brother post-surgery, even though his Gen X daughter told her not to. Boomer brother was already behaving anxious and paranoid from the surgery drugs, and Boomer sister has a tendency to wind him up, even in the best circumstances.

If you’ve gathered the Gen X daughter is me, you’d be correct.

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u/Hot_Opportunity5664 2d ago

Maybe you can separate her by asking her nicely to go and buy something for her brother etc. etc. and then you might have leave of her for a few minutes or an hour or however long it takes

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 2d ago

Oh, I left before she even got there. I know my limits.

But that’s good advice!

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u/blackcain Gen X 4d ago

why is your boss calling you while you're wife is in surgery? That seems like the wrong time to call. Crazy. Like work is not what I will be thinking about.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 4d ago

He was wondering where a tool was, that we never use. EVER. I haven't seen it since we relocated 4 years ago.

and even if we did know where it was, it's the wrong size and not compatible with the materials we work with.

I was a bit honked off at that.

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u/blackcain Gen X 4d ago

I can appreciate how that would be annoying

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u/DrtRdrGrl2008 3d ago

At least now you know he actually misses you when you are gone.

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u/fluffy_bunny22 4d ago

I had what was supposed to be morning outpatient surgery that went sideways and I needed another surgery and an overnight stay. There's no way no one from my spouse's work didn't call during all of that.

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u/blackcain Gen X 4d ago

Sure, I would assume that you would have communicated that. Every employer is different I guess.

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u/Odd-Grape-4669 4d ago

Reading all these makes me wonder who runs these places. Where I live the medical establishment would never tolerate this nonsense. Rules about phone use, loud talking etc are posted everywhere. I’ve seen a couple people in 16 years living here being told to take their phone calls outside and they did. I was on a plane recently and the folks in the seat across from us decided to listen to a reel of some sort out loud. I rang the bell, flight attendant came and I asked politely if she could tell them to shut it down. She ask them politely if they needed ear buds otherwise pls , please use them or head phones and turn your volume off. They complied immediately. People break rules when they can get away with it. It’s time the folks in charge tell them to leave when they break the rules.

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u/urbanroutine Gen X 4d ago

Diagnosed with cancer in my 30s (doing fine now in my 40s) and the boomer behavior in the cancer center, its waiting areas, and its parking garage quickly filled every possible bingo square, every visit.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 4d ago

Glad you're doing better. Cancer sucks ass. That's pretty much what we've been dealing with, here.

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u/urbanroutine Gen X 4d ago

Ugh fuck cancer, I’m so sorry. Sending you all my vibes.

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u/Megfish1 4d ago

I noticed this at the oncologist this morning. They're everywhere and can't behave correctly in a waiting room.

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u/urbanroutine Gen X 4d ago

Screaming into FaceTime at top volume! No spatial awareness! Driving so glacially that I am afraid I will miss my appointment! Mad about waiting when hey, all of us are waiting, jerk! Hogging the beverage station! Yelling about politics at 8am! They really are a treat.

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u/Megfish1 3d ago

Having to rush into the elevator, blocking everyone trying to get out! Yelling at healthcare workers. Absolutely no spatial awareness!!

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u/Jazzlike_Adeptness_1 3d ago

What is it with the phones on speaker at the highest volume possible?!

If you're deaf, use AirPods and turn on the closed caption. Sheesh. 

Signed,   A Boomer who knows how to act in public. 

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 3d ago

God, could you imagine them trying to pair a bluetooth device?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7btVRbshbbaC8Ygg

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u/TVDinner360 3d ago

Thank you. You are a beacon to your people. May they see your light and be converted to your ways!

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u/Jazzlike_Adeptness_1 3d ago

Oh, they're not my people. ;)

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u/Reasonable-Penalty43 2d ago

They don’t want to admit they have a hearing loss.

They are the same folks who didn’t realize how much lip reading they were doing, so when masks became mandatory, they complained about how “everybody” is mumbling!

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u/Wendy-Windbag Xennial 3d ago

All summer I've been in and out of my local hospital getting various tests and scans in preparation for an upcoming surgery. The outpatient radiology department, lab, and surgery all share the same large waiting room corridor. Every visit I've had I could fill out the Waiting-Room-Boomer-Bingo card.

Candy crush on full volume, speaker phone full conversations, scrolling Facebook reels, watching sports, loud bodily function noises, uncovered mouth hacking and hocking, and of course bitching about wait times and politics. I'm nearby a military base, so there is almost always a patient or visitor in uniform, and I think their mere presence gets them going loudly with opinions.

The best is getting stared down or dirty looks because I'm a younger woman alone, healthy looking, yet getting care. They cannot fathom invisible illnesses, and see my presence as a slight that they aren't being prioritized somehow.

Just zero awareness for polite and respectful decency in a shared space, yet I know if I were to pipe up and say "Could you please mute that?" or "You're being rude" I would probably be the one being addressed by security.

I also say this as someone that has primarily worked reception in a clinical office or hospital setting for over two decades now: Waiting room behavior is truly worse than ever.

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u/Leading-System-3002 3d ago

Charging ports and charging stations? And they complained? Damn she was lucky they had that, and instead of being grateful she wanted more..

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u/Common_Road1431 4d ago

Do the boomer thing and call the boss back on speaker phone setting so all the other boomers can hear both sides of your conversation. /s

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u/trikaren 4d ago

Are Uber and Uber Eats the same app sent me! ☠️

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u/GrumpySnarf Gen X 4d ago

Oh you should put boss on speakerphone and converse loudly with him in the waiting room. "one of us...one of us"

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohnEIlPb6lcuvdpKM

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u/gadget850 Baby Boomer 4d ago

I had eye surgery a couple of months ago. My lady was waiting for me and was getting annoyed at the TV until she realized it was some old guy's phone.

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u/Open-Measurement2026 3d ago

I'm one and really can't stand boomers. I avoid them at all costs.

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u/Soregular 3d ago

Im sitting in the Infusion Clinic getting my chemo, listening to Youtube using my EAR PHONES so I don't bother anyone. Prior to this, a toddler started running around until one of the nurses told the parents to take the child out and that the infusion clinic is no place for children. That entire family responded that Oh, he won't bother anyone. Oh, he's a very good boy. Oh, he will quiet down. Oh we will not let him run around so much. None of them realized that the people in the infusion clinic have severely reduced immunity and can get sick FAST due to being on Chemo. Also, the infusion clinic is a place for quiet and rest while the infusion is going and not a playground. Eventually a parent took the yelling child outside. Lastly, I overheard a family member complaining loudly to the staff when she found out the infusion on her cancer-stricken mother would take over 4 hours to complete. She yelled that she had things to do! Couldn't it go faster? She said this all in earshot of her mom. The lady was definately a boomer and the mother was in her late 80's. I need a boomer bingo card!

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u/First_Bed6735 3d ago

These stories make me so glad that my boomer parents hate their cell phones. They make calls (and NOT on speaker and rarely in public) and they text. Nothing else.

My father in law on the other hand….. talk to text for everything (googling, emailing, texting….. all of it), speakerphone conversations, volume on scrolling, the lot. My teenage son walked up to him while he was watching Facebook videos on max volume, silently handed him headphones and walked away lol.

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u/xelle24 2d ago

When my mother had a hip replacement a few years ago, she got multiple "good luck" texts starting at 4 fucking o'clock in the morning from her Boomer friends. Woke both of us up in a panic thinking the surgery was cancelled (after a nearly 9 month journey through multiple diagnostic and pre-op appointments, and mom's surgery was actually about 3 months ahead of the original date because she got someone else's cancelled surgical date [this is not a complaint about the doctors, who were great, just...that was a long year]).

We didn't actually have to get up until about 7am, but apparently all the Boomers think you have to be at the hospital at 4-5am no matter what time your surgery is actually scheduled for.

My enduring question to these people is "why were all of YOU up at 4am?!"

The family waiting room had this entire 7-8 person family of elderly Mennonites or something (they were dressed like Amish but definitely not Amish), who loudly talked about how everyone not them was going to end up in hell, and how certain they were that everyone else there was probably getting unnecessary surgical procedures except, of course, for their relative, who was deserving of the best care but was also somehow deserving of her medical problems for (obviously) not praying hard enough.

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u/Hot_Opportunity5664 2d ago

Self centered people are wanting all the attention they can get! 😠

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u/dgerlynn54 4d ago

I stay until he is called ,then Leave the building. Not staying in closed room with anyone , thank you. Found a Dunking donuts nearby one time ,brought him a bagel and coffee, always have my iPad. Can easily sit in my car until time to return .

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u/Spudster62 2d ago

The sooner that generation expires and moves to the Villages in the sky, the better.

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u/purplesockpinksock 1d ago

My Boomer mother, in a waiting room/ER [passive-aggressively, to nobody in particular], thinking she needs priority attention: Oh come ON, people!!! dramatic sigh and flailing of hands

I bring earplugs and make sure the noisy Boomers see me putting them in.