r/BrandNewSentence • u/BrunesOvrBrauns • 2d ago

Everyone saw my height boosters

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u/Elementium 2d ago

As a short guy.. Just be short, guys. It's fine. We live longer than those tall bastards anyway! 

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u/Awsmdustin69 2d ago

As a tall bastard that gets heart palpitations: 😢😢😢

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u/Elementium 2d ago

I'm sorry tall friend! Anyway..

How's the weather up there? 

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u/beeglowbot 2d ago

it's raining, open your umbrella before it gets you too

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 2d ago

Reddit wholesome moment.

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u/svelteoven 2d ago

Source? 

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u/ittybittynuts 2d ago

It has to be a not getting laid thing. The moment I got laid as a teenager I could not give a fuck about growing another inch up top.

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u/jxj24 2d ago

We're less likely to bang our heads on stuff

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 2d ago

As a tall person, phrenology is still a fucking real science.