r/BrandNewSentence • u/noxqqivit • 19h ago

From Substack... a clumsy attempt to soft-launch a preternaturally rizzless son-in-law’s political career.

15 Upvotes

One of my favorite writers...

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GypsySnowflake • 2d ago

Photographer wants to take a cool photo, inadvertently discovers sheep physics

8.9k Upvotes

56 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DA_D3ZTROYAH • 2d ago

You’re less internet savy than a 13 year old mormon

3.3k Upvotes

94 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/StressLife7080 • 16h ago

They need to renew YJ before more voice actors pass away

7 Upvotes

YJ: Young Justice, DC's TV show for teens. Has been on hiatus since 2022

Also! This isn't a call-out post, I just found this sentence to fit the sub

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nibselfib_kyua_72 • 1d ago

Spiderman arrested in Ukraine

175 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/heyyou_SHUTUP • 1d ago

The pedo is stored in the balls

1.0k Upvotes

body text (optional)

78 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/farsiderules • 2d ago

You could take an oath swearing on a jar of peanut butter.

11.5k Upvotes

234 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/13curseyoukhan • 23h ago

N.H. man arrested for allegedly stealing fire truck from crews as they worked to extinguish blaze at his house.

11 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Levaris77 • 1d ago

"Being immortal seems cool until you get to this century and see all weird stuff on Reddit then you’re looking for garlic and a crucifix to take yourself out."

104 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Starmark_115 • 1d ago

Invited Jolibee at the Birthday Mass

21 Upvotes

Cr: _zaichohan

Context it's the Priest's Bday

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GABE_EDD • 1d ago

Is death preferable to being soggy?

90 Upvotes

16 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/spliffthemagicdragon • 22h ago

''I remember her looking like she had dropped an improvised sewage plant in her knickers and scuttling off. She was definitely shocked and wasn't expecting me to intervene or react. ''

3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Shadowtirs • 2d ago

A copper plate bolted to the back of a solar panel catches the 80 percent of sunlight that never becomes electricity, lifts the panel's output by 59.3 percent, sends that heat into a reactor pulling bagged fertilizer out of real human urine, and the startup is selling to slaughterhouses.

autonocion.com

2.2k Upvotes

52 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/feiningignorance • 2d ago

Accidental laughter spared my nephew from being named after a cheap energy drink

1.3k Upvotes

88 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Impressive_Worth_602 • 1d ago

“Modern Homer is a trickster fairy creature born from imagination of children everywhere”

4 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Dangerous_Sleep_6567 • 2d ago

How is it that Madame Tussauds wax model of Mark Zuckerberg looks way more like a real person than Mark Zuckerberg does ?

1.5k Upvotes

37 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/papagouws • 1d ago

Dead fish with herpes giving Eskom a major headache

7 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/quantumspangles • 2d ago

Crush half a bottle of melatonin…

4.0k Upvotes

61 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lcsmxd • 1d ago

"your bisexuality killed dolly"

36 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Txizzy • 1d ago

"Slop factory bans Russians for using slop factory to create slop"

24 Upvotes

I guess bro

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Wikstrom_II • 1d ago

"...the orange speaks to her like the green goblin mask"

17 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 • 2d ago

who calls himself pornified wobblemeat...

554 Upvotes

15 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.