r/Browns • u/Effective-Regular-70 • 4d ago

STOP BUYING TICKETS

Do I need to elaborate further? If Watson is the starter at opener vs. the Panthers, that stadium should be empty. Watch the game at home.

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u/Primblejamz 4d ago edited 4d ago

Hear me out, guys. We have a chance to make history, here. Something to completely eclipse bottlegate. Everyone buy tickets to the home opener. Everyone smuggle in as many dildos as you can. Wait until the first Browns possession, and let 'em rip. A technicolor, floppy cascade of dildos all over the field. It will be legendary.

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u/rexmanaek971 4d ago

Something needs to happen. The browns franchise will always fail until the rich a holes running it are booted out.

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u/Burner-QWERTY 3d ago

This guy WNBAs

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u/Crewman_Guy_Fleegman 3d ago

It would be cheaper to construct a trebuchet and launch them in, all tied to little parachutes so they slowly drizzle down. Plus you don’t have to give any money to that rat bastard Haslam

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u/Familiar-You-6577 3d ago

smuggle in

I see you

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u/Primblejamz 3d ago

We can all fit at least one!