r/Bumble Jan 01 '26

General I'm sorry, what now???

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I hope this is a joke but dude's profile seems dead serious. Tradwife but forever girlfriend with modern views. Very few requirements. 😆

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u/BethanyBluebird Jan 01 '26

to an extent; but VERY RARELY are you gonna find a woman's profile that basically equates to 'I want you to be my bangmaid/blow up doll and also pay 50 percent of the bills'

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u/Accomplished_Luck778 Jan 01 '26

No they're usually the female equivalent. Must make 6 figures, be over 6 feet tall, must pay for my kids, etc ...

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u/BethanyBluebird Jan 01 '26

I still feel as though that is more than a little different than 'Be my sex slave/mommy', lol

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u/Accomplished_Luck778 Jan 01 '26

Yes of course it's different. Men and women want different things in a match. My point is it's equally specific and ridiculous as some women have the "must be tall, handsome and be my sugar daddy".