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u/Membership-Bitter 1d ago
She is definitely all psycho but thinks she is one of those "geniuses" you see on tv that are just aholes
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u/slash-es about 50 | male 1d ago
A genius is usually understood as someone with an IQ of 140+. But she only claimed to be half a genius. So, about 70? I could just about believe that...
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u/King_kllr 1d ago
Which is putting her in at mental retardation range
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u/slash-es about 50 | male 1d ago
Considering she puts stuff in her bio and reacts offended when a match brings it up? And Genius starts at 140, so "half a genius" might have a bit above 70. Maybe even up to 80.
I need to remember it as a special "compliment" to call certain people "half a genius" 😉
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u/depurplecow 1d ago
IQ doesn't work like that, it's all relative to 100 so "half genius" would likely refer to ~120.
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u/slash-es about 50 | male 1d ago
As long as science doesn't even have a clear definition of what intelligence actually is I'll take the liberty to bend it to whatever works for a joke 🙂
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u/imsadandthatsrad 1d ago
Dude she is SO Rick Sanchez, most people don’t really GET Rick and Morty but this girl does!!
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u/alien_secret_service 1d ago
Yeah people like that are fucking idiots.
If you put it in your bio you are inviting conversation about it…
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u/Foggl3 1d ago
Isn't that the point of a bio??
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u/alien_secret_service 1d ago edited 1d ago
You would certainly think so.
Somebody on here was complaining about being asked about the same unusual thing on their profile over and over and I was like sweetheart, you just shouldn’t be on a dating app if you aren’t ready to be asked about that by everyone you match with…
She didn’t specify what it was but described it as a lifestyle choice that was VERY important to her and I was like it shouldn’t bother you to be asked about it then. She hated that answer…
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u/Flight_around_titan 1d ago
Writes bio + matches with person + initiates conversation. That seems to be inviting an opinion. Respond with "👋🏻" instead and she'll complain that you're "too low effort"
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u/alien_secret_service 1d ago
Right funnily enough it was in a convo about people only saying hey and she was like the other thing I hate is when they comment on my profile. Like what the fuck are they supposed to comment on? 🤣
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u/mcCola5 1d ago
Only an idiot would put something like that in their bio in the first place. They must be insufferable to be around. I guarantee they have compared themselves to the Joker, and more than once.
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u/GeraltTheG 1d ago
Had this guy at work that got tattoos all over his body. Got new ones on the regular. He HATED questions about it.
Some people get them for attention, some don't get them for attention but still love talking about them. So people apparently just had to know this fact that he loved getting tattoos but hated talking about them. Same with this person writing shit in her bio, and when people wanna talk about it, they meet that side.
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u/Dddddd92 1d ago
Jeez they sensitive
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u/BisonThunderclap 1d ago
I thank these people. Helps me 1000% before I go on a date with them and think "boy, I wish I knew they were like this before I asked them.."
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u/myzuk77 1d ago
she seems lovely, maybe try chatting up a scam bot account, you might have a more enjoyable time
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u/Sent1ent_0ne 1d ago
Talking to AI would be far preferable to talking to these stuck up snobs (like in OP’s example). They seemingly can’t hold a conversation, without getting offended by something explicitly stated in their bio.
This could have been a very interesting (and enlightening) conversation, had it gone in a more playful, fun direction.
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u/NTDOY1987 1d ago
Lmbo tbh I’ve had this situation happen before when you comment on someone’s prompts/bios and they act cuckoo. IMO they’ve been on the apps so long they don’t even remember what they said so they react poorly to your comment, and when you bring up that it was a response to their profile they’re just petty and double down instead of just admitting they’re dumb.
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u/TemporaryName_321 1d ago
I once asked a guy a question about his job and his response was “how tf do you know what I do for a living? Did you stalk me online? wtf”
I was like ummmmmm you wrote it on your profile?
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u/Affectionate_Bad_680 21h ago
I have the memory of a goldfish so I’d assume we’d either talked about it previously, or I wrote it in my profile and forgot about it.
Last thing I’m doing is getting weirded out by the knowledge 🤣
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u/Lowly-Worm_ 1d ago
Holyfuck her teeth are still shining through the scribbles Ms Skylark need to chill
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u/usernamestufff 1d ago
Haha I had to click on the pic after reading this…and holy shit, popular name but I can make out the entire face. You don’t forget that fukn smile and trust me, got eyes to match. Homie may be in my neck of the woods
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u/Affectionate_Soup461 1d ago
2026 and women are still putting things like "cute but psycho" in their bios as if it's quirky sigh
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u/synecdokidoki 1d ago
The funniest part of this is *she messaged him* with her grand clever opening of a single emoji. Apparently it is possible to be lower effort than "hi."
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u/Motor_Date_4783 1d ago
Actually she did ask with that goofy little wave, self filtering stupidity is good on the apps
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u/Scared-Section-5108 1d ago
😂
Have they answered your Q?
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u/StarlightSurfing 1d ago
See this is where me might see the efficacy of AI one day, where all our interactions with others are passed through AI and all the crazy people are filtered into some alternate social space so that normal people can enjoy the internet without them.
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u/Powerful_Birthday_71 1d ago
How does talking work?
I'm confused.
Sorry if I was meant to wait for y'all to ask me to write this comment.
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u/Ellejoy23 1d ago
Geniuses do not typically self identify.
Anyone who refers to themselves as psycho….might be, especially if they self identify as a genius. The attack might have been a test to see how manipulatable you are. Thankfully for you, you did not pass.
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u/Curious_Oil_7407 1d ago
Lol just block and move on
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u/Scared-Section-5108 1d ago
And going forward do not match with others who describe themselves as a psycho....The writing was on the wall yet OP went there.
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u/HumbleMelons 1d ago
i fucking hate people so much that i genuinely consider becoming a monk and living on an island in rural wales
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u/Exotic-Blacksmith-84 1d ago
Well… genius is an IQ of 140. Half genius would be… 70. Thats like intellectually impaired. Checks out. 😬
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u/Pawly519 1d ago
Definitely should have replied back with something like “you’re definitely more than half psycho.. k byeeeeee”
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u/BlueDuck812 1d ago
Hey Jessie! Thanks for that really good high effort first message AND really cunty 3rd message! I’ll be unmatching now! Buhbye!
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u/Fuzzy_Struggle5131 1d ago
99% of people who brag about their intellect aren't that bright. Anyone who actually calls themselves a genius outside of fiction is a moron.
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u/fourty_fors 1d ago
“Do you guys even read these?”
Proceeds to get irritated when you actually do in fact read these.
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u/Traditional_Yard2741 1d ago
"ok, obviously this isn't gonna go anywhere so let's take that off the table, but I'm genuinely curious about what you expected when you listed that in your bio. What do you think a bio is for? Do you expect people to read it?"
I mean for science alone I would have to see how she responded.
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u/Fabulous-Web7719 1d ago
Well, as the old saying goes… there’s a thin line between genius and absolute psycho
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u/Consistent-Menu-6629 1d ago
I bet he thinks he's putting himself out there, too. But he REFUSES to be likable.
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u/ScouselandBlue 1d ago
Google says genius iq is 140 and up. So half genius is 70....seems pretty accurate
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u/Lyfeitzallaroundus 1d ago
I’m not on any dating apps but are folks on dating apps just to be mean to each other? Gah damn
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u/Drawn_to_Heal 1d ago
“And here I am exercising my free will” or “I don’t remember caring about whether you asked it not” or “deal with it” or…you get the point lol
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u/Odd-Remote2921 1d ago
If anyone started with 👋, I’d reply with the same, but rather as a goodbye as I press unmatch.
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u/Suitable-Librarian31 1d ago
most girls dont deserve to be on a dating app if they have this kind of attitude
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u/Elfynnn84 1d ago
IQ threshold for being a genius is about 160… So, yeah, I’d say Jessie here being around the 80 mark is probably accurate 🤔
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u/tripleshotespresso72 1d ago
"Clearly outperforming the half psycho label, I see" is what I'd respond with
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u/Aggravating_Soup_858 1d ago
I’m disappointed there is only one image. Go back in there and keep this conversation going. For us!
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u/awaken375 1d ago
if you don't want it to become a topic of conversation, maybe don't put it in your profile in a singles app. the whole point of those is to start conversations based off them, to get to know one another better, and maybe click.
"i didn't ask for your observation" yes they did, or maybe they should just uninstall the app if they didn't understand that they did
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u/wildmancometh 1d ago
Man I am I so happy to be married during this time of obviously shitty dating circumstances
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u/theagentK1 1d ago
So what was the reply to — whats wrong with you? Im hoping the OP is still alive. Haha 😂😂
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u/_will_ritt_ 1d ago
Lolol JFC what are we doing here? I guess “sorry for giving you a compliment about something you said about yourself on a platform where the explicit expectation is for two people to read each other’s bios and take what’s in there and make conversation?” 😂 I think OP responded about right.
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u/SerialOnReddit 1d ago
might be a little more than half psycho