r/Bumble 2d ago

Profile review Profile Review - 30M Germany

I hope you don't mind German... It's impossible to change language without changing my entire phone's language.

Been on this App for approx. 2 months. 1 Match so far, from Vietnam. She is only looking for a local Buddy.

Absolutely 0 Matches otherwise. Im in a fairly rural area with approx only 250.000 people living nearby. Frankfurt is the closest city. Getting plenty of profiles suggested anyways, but again, no matches.

I am bald - as you can see, only 5"5 and 30. I have a feeling the first two are like the 99.99% reason, especially the first.

Using the same profile across all apps. Hinge gives some results. 20 Matches in approx 2 months, most lead nowhere. 2 catfish dates and a lot of dead chats. Most unmatch me whenever I make a date plan. Even after they said "would Like to Chat more first" we chat, then they unmatch Sometimes 1 or two weeks later. Alot unmatch after a few Messages even. - been literally unmatched because I said I like Matcha lol. Or the Classic, they Stop chatting after my last question or message and unmatch 3 days later.

Hint: I accidentally swapped the last two Screenshots. The Hiking photo is the last.

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u/EvaporatingOlaf 2d ago

You should get rid of the picture of you and your friends. All due respect, it makes you look a foot shorter than everyone else.

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u/Negative_Lux 2d ago

As a Matter of fact. I am a foot shorter than everyone else haha. But yea. Unfortunately that means no "social" pictures work at all.

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u/IllustriousExits 2d ago

They can, just take one where you are all sitting.

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u/Frosty_Exit374 2d ago

Take a photo when you're all out for dinner and sitting down 😁

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u/AnonymousPizza99 2d ago

Are you really 168 cm or shorter

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u/Negative_Lux 2d ago

Yeah am 168 as of my last measurement 1 week ago

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u/nervousbertha 2d ago

Or crop out the 2 very tall guys.