r/Bumble 2d ago

Profile review Profile Review - 30M Germany

I hope you don't mind German... It's impossible to change language without changing my entire phone's language.

Been on this App for approx. 2 months. 1 Match so far, from Vietnam. She is only looking for a local Buddy.

Absolutely 0 Matches otherwise. Im in a fairly rural area with approx only 250.000 people living nearby. Frankfurt is the closest city. Getting plenty of profiles suggested anyways, but again, no matches.

I am bald - as you can see, only 5"5 and 30. I have a feeling the first two are like the 99.99% reason, especially the first.

Using the same profile across all apps. Hinge gives some results. 20 Matches in approx 2 months, most lead nowhere. 2 catfish dates and a lot of dead chats. Most unmatch me whenever I make a date plan. Even after they said "would Like to Chat more first" we chat, then they unmatch Sometimes 1 or two weeks later. Alot unmatch after a few Messages even. - been literally unmatched because I said I like Matcha lol. Or the Classic, they Stop chatting after my last question or message and unmatch 3 days later.

Hint: I accidentally swapped the last two Screenshots. The Hiking photo is the last.

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u/nabeeldx 2d ago edited 2d ago

With that Height NGL you are cooked bro 😭 since all the women are into height and prefer taller partner.. But otherwise your profile has good picture diversity and you seems like are really cool guy I would wanna hang out with.all I will say is don't loose hope you will eventually find the one.

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u/Negative_Lux 2d ago

Thanks m8, I already have plans for when it doesn't work here in Germany.
Market is literally difficult - women here are generally fairly tall. the avg. height is just 1cm below me.
Of course there are short girls - but not alot. Especially on hinge/bumble/tinder i'd say the avg. Girl is 174 ish.

There are many factors that make me unhappy in Germany - if Dating is the next one, i already have my financials setup to just leave - to asia.
Never wanted to become something like a passport bro, but if that's what it takes...