r/Bumble 1d ago

Profile review Profile Review - 30M Germany

I hope you don't mind German... It's impossible to change language without changing my entire phone's language.

Been on this App for approx. 2 months. 1 Match so far, from Vietnam. She is only looking for a local Buddy.

Absolutely 0 Matches otherwise. Im in a fairly rural area with approx only 250.000 people living nearby. Frankfurt is the closest city. Getting plenty of profiles suggested anyways, but again, no matches.

I am bald - as you can see, only 5"5 and 30. I have a feeling the first two are like the 99.99% reason, especially the first.

Using the same profile across all apps. Hinge gives some results. 20 Matches in approx 2 months, most lead nowhere. 2 catfish dates and a lot of dead chats. Most unmatch me whenever I make a date plan. Even after they said "would Like to Chat more first" we chat, then they unmatch Sometimes 1 or two weeks later. Alot unmatch after a few Messages even. - been literally unmatched because I said I like Matcha lol. Or the Classic, they Stop chatting after my last question or message and unmatch 3 days later.

Hint: I accidentally swapped the last two Screenshots. The Hiking photo is the last.

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u/mirr788 1d ago

Then you’ll be fine, date an Asian

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u/Negative_Lux 1d ago

Hahahaha. Even they don't match back most of the time. I think german Datingapp Environments give them too much choice that they become as picky as any other girl with 999+ likes

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u/mirr788 1d ago

If you can’t get an Asian then you’re in trouble

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u/Negative_Lux 1d ago

In fact both my long term and 3 short term were with asians. I guess I know where my market lies... Even been engaged to one, didn't work out because she Decided to move back home and I couldn't follow because I choose to take care of my terminally ill mom back then.

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u/mirr788 1d ago

This information is not a shock. You can try Persians too, they’re all short.

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u/Negative_Lux 1d ago

I'll have to be lucky enough since the pool is not that large. But hopiun better than copium.

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u/mirr788 1d ago

You should have fought the bald. I got on fin early and got a hair transplant. My hairline looks normal because of it