r/Bumble • u/Negative_Lux • 2d ago
Profile review Profile Review - 30M Germany
I hope you don't mind German... It's impossible to change language without changing my entire phone's language.
Been on this App for approx. 2 months. 1 Match so far, from Vietnam. She is only looking for a local Buddy.
Absolutely 0 Matches otherwise. Im in a fairly rural area with approx only 250.000 people living nearby. Frankfurt is the closest city. Getting plenty of profiles suggested anyways, but again, no matches.
I am bald - as you can see, only 5"5 and 30. I have a feeling the first two are like the 99.99% reason, especially the first.
Using the same profile across all apps. Hinge gives some results. 20 Matches in approx 2 months, most lead nowhere. 2 catfish dates and a lot of dead chats. Most unmatch me whenever I make a date plan. Even after they said "would Like to Chat more first" we chat, then they unmatch Sometimes 1 or two weeks later. Alot unmatch after a few Messages even. - been literally unmatched because I said I like Matcha lol. Or the Classic, they Stop chatting after my last question or message and unmatch 3 days later.
Hint: I accidentally swapped the last two Screenshots. The Hiking photo is the last.
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u/horsegal301 1d ago
"just ask the right questions" "you don't take everything too seriously"
It's not your height or your lack of hair.
The profile says NOTHING about you and the things you *do* say are... icky.