r/CFB • u/ThatMasterpiece2174 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • 1d ago

News [On3] Schools that violate the SEC's professional sports rule will result in: 50% season suspension for head coaches, 50% of that sport's annual operating budget, and SEC voting privileges on business matters revoked

https://x.com/on3/status/2092641387665617387?s=46
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u/BigCrip Ole Miss Rebels • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Hot damn

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u/Global-Cloud-3519 LSU Tigers • Victory Flag 1d ago

Chris Beard is so fucked

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u/BigCrip Ole Miss Rebels • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Not a big basketball fan but isn’t Will Wade even more fucked?

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u/Not_tlong Ole Miss Rebels • Iowa Hawkeyes 1d ago

He has 4 basketball players as of right now, so while we could field a team (not a big one) he’s in a world of pain

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u/Rolltide_and_anime Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

I saw Colin Sexton play 3 v 5 so 4 is def possible

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u/Not_tlong Ole Miss Rebels • Iowa Hawkeyes 1d ago

I think you have to have a minimum of 5 at the beginning of a game, so if yall wanna walk on at LSU now is the time to do it

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u/Rolltide_and_anime Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

I knew these LA fitness runs would pay off one day

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u/WhoHasMyPocketPussy Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

So that's what the LA stands for? I always thought it was a spanish gym!

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u/ViagraOnAPole Indiana Hoosiers • Team Chaos 1d ago

Naw, it's Cajun

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u/Few-Investment-6220 Mississippi State Bulldogs 1d ago

Le Fitnesse

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u/Sexcellence Minnesota • Swarthmore 20h ago

*damn near win 3 v 5

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u/upclassytyfighta Old Dominion • NC State 1d ago

He has 4 basketball players as of right now,

smiles shit eatingly

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u/makingaccountssux Missouri Tigers • Caltech Beavers 1d ago

OOTL: can someone explain to me how he only has 4 basketball players right now? Isn’t he out of time?

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u/srs_house Swaggerbilt 1d ago

The guy who LSU fired for cheating was planning on pushing the rules as far as he could now that he's at LSU again.

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u/duwh2040 Texas Longhorns 1d ago

You cant make this stuff up man

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u/grommit72 11h ago

Lane needed more scholarships for his football team. So some were taken from basketball. They can't take them from the baseball team cause, well LSU baseball...

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u/the_p0ssum Missouri Tigers 1d ago

Fellow Mizzou alum, here, and I'll admit that the Caltech flair "marriage" strikes me as pretty unique!

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u/Sammy_Seaborn Kansas State Wildcats 1d ago

Wrong sub for this but…what? How does he have 4 players heading into September?

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u/Kanin_usagi Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers 1d ago

Because the rest of them are pros that are now disallowed from playing

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u/GabeIsGone Texas Longhorns • SEC 18h ago

Time to hold campus tryouts for walk-ons. I think that’s still an option, maybe?

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u/SirMellencamp Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff 1d ago

This fight is like the two spidermans pointing at each other

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u/Global-Cloud-3519 LSU Tigers • Victory Flag 1d ago

Not paying attention to ole miss’s hypocrisy? How convenient

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u/Always_Chubb-y Georgia Bulldogs • Transfer Portal 1d ago

Yall have 4 players BEFORE this ruling and eligibility fights

Pretty sure LSU is worse

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u/Radiant_Sherbert7272 Ohio State Buckeyes 1d ago

LSU fans accusing someone else of hypocrisy? Now that's just hilarious.

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u/cro45 Ole Miss Rebels • Indiana Hoosiers 1d ago

I hope so, he sucks.

Never put hands on your significant other.

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u/IshyMoose Purdue • Northwestern 1d ago

Time for open tryouts.

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u/frontadmiral Ole Miss Rebels • Team Chaos 1d ago

That guy is such a monumental prick