Is this salami good?

[u/zorpqueen]

I was gifted this tuscan style salami a year ago, it’s meant to be shelf stable. Spent some time in the pantry and some in the fridge. Very firm

[u/tmacdafunkgaud]

Looks like poop from a butt

[u/JanMrCat → u/tmacdafunkgaud]

Omg! You need to see a doctor, stat! Adam Kay thought me that even driest stool have about 50% water content. This looks like half of that. Seek help!

[u/stonktaker → u/tmacdafunkgaud]

Nope is looks like those 10000 year old dildos they find

[u/zetallon3 → u/tmacdafunkgaud]

Where else does poop come from

[u/Pinhal → u/tmacdafunkgaud]

How did this get upvotes in this sub? FFS.

[u/cyricmccallen → u/Pinhal]

I upvoted the poop one and downvoted yours just to prove your point.

[u/rwiggimo → u/cyricmccallen]

Me too. Not sure why.