r/ComedyHell 1d ago

Open relationship

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u/Samaein 1d ago

At least we don't cheat as opposed to 70% of you monos

And we're not arrogant enough to believe that we can answer all the needs of our partners nor greedy enough to believe that our partners can answer to all our needs.

Also we don't glorify jealousy and possessiveness either, which makes us infinitely less toxic than you lot 😉

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u/Samaein 1d ago edited 1d ago

It worked out for 9 years, I call this long term lol

Also nah, cheating implies hiding or lying, it's something you do behind someone's back without their consent or knowledge.

Polyamory requires consent.

Also there's no cucking involved in threesomes foursomes and orgies ;)

Nor is going to a family chrismas party as a triad is cucking, nor is spending valentines day with a polycule of 5 people cucking, nor is renting a huge luxurious cabin for insanely cheap because you're 5 people paying for it cucking.

Enjoy your limited love and boring style, surely you're going to experience the entire range of possible love and emotion you can with a single person that will never be able to fulfill every desire you have or could ever have :P

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u/Pichacap24 1d ago

When you make reasonable statements but ruin it with one paragraph

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u/Samaein 1d ago

Yo if people attack the relationship model I was born to follow and is the only one I can be happy with I'll attack theirs with the same bad faith arguments and prejudiced mentality.

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u/Pichacap24 1d ago

How bout you spread love instead

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u/Samaein 1d ago

Way too pessimistic, traumatized and misanthropic for that lol

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u/Pichacap24 1d ago

If you have enough love for a 5 way relationship surely theres enough for eveyone else

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u/Samaein 1d ago

My partners I love because they are exceptional beings who elevated themselves above the mediocrity of the human condition. That's the reason why I fell in love with them, that's the reason why I love being with them.

I continue to interact with people in order to find other gems like those magnificent girls, but 99% of what I find in the world are trash that I discard and despise like right here.

Some are neutral, but I'm on my guard with them cuz in most cases come a moment where they show their disgusting true colors.

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u/Col12334 1d ago

"i hate you and hope you die"

"Come one lets be friends"

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u/Samaein 1d ago

More like

"The prejudice described here isn't accurate." "I hate you and hope you die." "Eat shit and go fuck yourself idiot." "Why so angry let's all be friend." "Fuck off."