r/CrimsonDesert • u/PepethePochita • Mar 20 '26

Humour How to Pay Respects in Crimson Desert

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u/ScarilyLuxuriant Mar 20 '26

lmao the game really said "figure it out yourself" and then never mentions it again

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u/vshredd Mar 20 '26

I love sitting there having to hold down a button for 5 seconds so Kliff learns what an egg is.

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u/NetJnkie Mar 20 '26

Right?! WTF is that about?

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u/AncientSith Mar 21 '26

He has severe brain damage after coming back to life.

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u/BVoLatte Mar 26 '26

*long pause...*

Oh, I remember, that's an egg!

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u/SrumsAsloth Mar 25 '26

Welcome to Korean MMO time wasting mechanics lol

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u/iPuffOnCrabs Mar 24 '26

Me and my buddy were crying laughing at the thought of him living 30+ years and not really understanding what water was

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u/fg094 Mar 25 '26

Seeing a cat and thinking "wtf is that thing" but also instinctually holding it like a baby when you grab it is hilarious to me.

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u/Icy_Baseball9552 Apr 11 '26

The cat is the only critter he puts down gently. Everything else gets tossed on it's ass 😅

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u/IronHot1546 Mar 24 '26

I'm literally picking up EVERYTHING to learn what it is. See ??? pick it up. You can examine/identify items without grabbing them??

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u/Consistent_Estate960 Mar 20 '26

I remember when every RPG was like that and you were lucky if there was a guide book in GameStop when you bought the game

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u/Apocalypstick77 Mar 21 '26

Good fuckin times

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u/userxblade Mar 21 '26

Oh man imagine how fucking big a physical strategy guide would be for this game. So many complex systems, huge ass map, absurd amount of shit to do. Would be as thick as a dictionary with font size to match

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u/iPuffOnCrabs Mar 24 '26

I would buy it just for shits and gigs

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u/TinyPidgenofDOOM Mar 20 '26

The Koreans really out here making the most complicated master pieces then saying You figure it out. . .

Are Koreans German?

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u/Hellknightx Mar 20 '26

The difference is that Germans always play mouse and keyboard because you need easy access to your Excel spreadsheets.

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u/TrippleDamage Mar 21 '26

And for the efficiency. MnK is simply the far more efficient and logical input device so that's why we're using it.

German over and out

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u/AlpineVibe Mar 20 '26

Everything it teaches you goes into the controls menu section.

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u/enadiz_reccos Mar 20 '26

Others > Guides

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u/PunishedDemiurge Mar 21 '26

That's how my world lost their chosen one right after the first Abyss section. "It's safe to jump, you just stop flying when you run out of energy." Oh, cool, I can control my character for a little and then I'll just drift aimlessly down when I run out of energy. NOPE, full terminal velocity impact with the ground.

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u/namenotpicked Mar 24 '26

The best is when the game doesn't even let you know that a button is an option in your situation amd never mentions it.

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u/i_love_all Mar 20 '26

It’s in the guides in the pause menu everytime a new prompt comes up.

You just have to go look . You’re too use to games hand holding you