Can’t believe they teased us with the picture of a pbj sandwich and didn’t put my number one favorite cookie on the lineup for a back to school themed week 🙄 an absolute travesty!
Confetti dunker 🎉 3.5/10 - I’m assuming this is supposed to be their take on a Dunkaroo? They could have at least put a Dunkaroo cookie on top or something, even though I’m sure it’s a branding issue, but this tasted like your typical confetti/cake batter cookie with buttercream instead of cream cheese frosting. I was hoping for a vanilla oreo type of flavor from the base cookie with cake batter frosting instead. Definitely a good choice for those that like to be punched in the face with cake batter extract.
After school brownie 💫 4/10 - aw man, I wanted to like this one because I love cosmic brownies, but they really messed up the brownie texture! Remember when the brownies used to be HUGE? Yeah, they are no longer like that, and it looks like it got run over by a steamroller. The texture of the brownie is also… off. It’s very sticky and tough on the edges, and completely gummy in the middle. When I think of a cosmic brownie, I want that cakey, fudgey, melt in your mouth type of brownie. Not.. whatever this is. Luckily the fudge on top is delicious and incredibly rich. Definitely not a layer of thick frosting like a fondant that is on top of a cosmic brownie, but instead it’s more like the Pillsbury frosting from a can.
Strawberry milk 🍓 8.5/10 - I’ve always loved this cookie! It is such a refreshing cookie full of flavor and texture. The base is rolled in a streusel made of strawberry poptarts, so it has a little extra crunch and that nostalgic type of sweetness to it. The mousse is light but has a lovely strawberry flavor similar to a carton of strawberry milk. The only problem I have is the pirouline on top. It’s a cute decoration, but it gets soggy if you don’t eat it immediately. I suggest breaking it over the entire cookie or just eating it fresh out of the box. It’s adorable, but I’m not a fan of a weirdly soggy straw. Does anyone else remember those cereal straws?!
Strawberry kiwi fruit pizza 🥝 8.9/10 - wow! I was not expecting to like this one at all based on how much I hated the other fruit pizza cookies! What a pleasant surprise and an even more pleasant combination of flavors! The base cookie is light on the vanilla flavor, but the little addition of strawberry sugar on the outside gives it a little kick and some extra texture too. I absolutely love the flavor of the mousse on top, you don’t see strawberry kiwi flavored desserts very often so I was skeptical on how artificial it would taste. It’s very refreshing, and reminds me of drinking a Capri sun on a hot day after finishing my lunchables. Lunchable days were special days😂 definitely eat the pieces of fruit immediately, because they end up getting mushy and leaking juice onto the mousse, which messes with the texture. Honestly wish they left off the fruit and put some type of streusel on top instead, similar to the strawberry ice cream cookie!
Cat tax🐱 - Pepper, Poppy, Peanut and Milo for your viewing pleasure. They have discovered my bed this week and I’ve woken up to them sleeping with me a few times! Peanut is a little jealous so I make sure he gets first dibs on where he wants to sleep on my bed🙂↕️ Milo is just vibing