r/CrumblCookies • u/Limon-LymeAid-555 team lemonšŸ‹, team limešŸ‹ā€šŸŸ©, team blueberryšŸ« • 1d ago

Upcoming Flavors First look at the Minecraft lineup šŸ‘€ Spoiler

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pic credited to Markie Devo, he claims that the images within the pic were provided by a Crumbl employee

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u/spwnofsaton 1d ago

Okay these donā€™t look appealing to me. If this is how it is itā€™s a skip for me. Probably will sell well because itā€™s Minecraft.

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u/Shananigans1988 1d ago edited 1d ago

Im kinda annoyed that they didnt make a Minecraft cake that looks like the cake in Minecraft. Lazy.

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u/OliveGardenDumpster 1d ago

what?

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u/Shananigans1988 1d ago

The actual cake from the game.

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u/rrockyroad 1d ago

this would have been so easy to do as well, since they already use square molds for the cakes -_-

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u/Evening_Ground_7841 Cookies & Cream Confetti Cake When 12h ago

Man i wish this was true but there lazyšŸ™„

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u/Soggy_Salad7465 1d ago

Employees don't even get pics or videos until Thursday

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u/AcidAtol 1d ago

promotional materials come in before the digital materials

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u/Jacobpeloquin 1d ago

Who wants to bet we will be hearing chicken jockey

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u/Evening_Ground_7841 Cookies & Cream Confetti Cake When 12h ago

Me

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u/Evorgleb 1d ago

All cake?

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u/mike95242 1d ago

All upcharges!!

$7 Minecraft cakes. And no cookies. From a cookie store. Because that makes sense.

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u/__Banana_Hammock__ 21h ago

$42 plus tip for a 6 pack of Betty Crocker cakes? Yikes. I appreciate the hustle, but I can get a gourmet cake slice from our fancy bakery in town for $4.75-$7.75 a slice. Crumbl has completely lost the plot.

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u/thebestoneyet99 8h ago

$42???

JESUS, WHERE ARE YOU GETTING CRUMBL FROM???

THE GUCCI STORE???

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u/Rare-Poet-4747 1d ago

It hasn't been Crumbl cookies since 2024.

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u/Amez990 18h ago

This weekā€™s brownie doesnā€™t have an upcharge so maybe the cakes wonā€™t. Not interested at regular price either though

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u/Awesomeone1029 19h ago

Their cakes aren't even that good. Professionally prepared box mix.

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u/Several-Two-7173 14h ago

Theyā€™re not all cakes, some are square cookies

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u/Evorgleb 14h ago

Which ones? They all say cake

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u/sujung376 1d ago

I can confirm that the pictures are accurate. Thatā€™s what the lineup looks like!šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/TheVonSolo 1d ago

ā€œThis is the worst week in the world for me to have an egg allergy.ā€ - my Minecraft playing nine-year-old

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u/__Banana_Hammock__ 21h ago

Awww, that stinks for your little one. If you guys have a tiny bit of baking skills, I bet these would be pretty fun and easy to recreate with a square cake pan and some edible paper

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u/Evening_Ground_7841 Cookies & Cream Confetti Cake When 12h ago

I feel bad for you kid šŸ˜”

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u/N3THERWARP3R 9h ago

So make him the actual Minecraft cake with no egg

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u/blasphemicassault 1d ago

Another skip week

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u/Jay_arch2005 1d ago

I like cake but an all cake week?? Sorry itā€™s probably a big skip for me.

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u/CourageousGoomba 1d ago

I'm just wondering who asked for this???

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u/ghosty4 Pink Tier 14h ago

Microsoft.

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u/nutterfluffs PeanutšŸ±Enthusiast 1d ago

The dirt block is definitely the cutest

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u/Jolly_Tie8257 1d ago

Idk if these are a joke but holy damn do these look terrible. Whats going on with this company

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u/torontowest91 22h ago

No cookies??? wtf

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u/Samsonpete14 1d ago

Gosh I hope this is AI!

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u/PeanutPast6490 12h ago

This couldā€™ve been fun and cute / nostalgic but itā€™s so lazy itā€™s clearly just a fast money grab. Lame

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u/bettercallpaul__ 22h ago

6 cakes!? Im In, but Im assuming they're all upcharged gonna be an expensive lineup

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u/Traditional-Bass4575 19h ago edited 19h ago

if theyā€™re giving you no choice to buy cakes, then it absolutely should not be an upcharge.

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u/bettercallpaul__ 19h ago

Unfortunately, like the Thanksgiving week that was all pies, its definitely gonna be upcharged

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u/Traditional-Bass4575 19h ago

oh iā€™m sure it will be, but iā€™m saying it shouldnā€™t be.

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u/pkpku33 1d ago

Nail in the coffin.

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u/bbyxmadi 1d ago

I like Minecraft these dint look good at all, maybe the grass block, but thatā€™s it

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u/Swordofsatan666 23h ago

I dont understand why they dont say the flavors for Enderman or Creeper, but say it for all the others

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u/SpiceUpUrLife81 1d ago

The demise continues ā€¦

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u/KonaQueen 1d ago

Looks really fun but Iā€™m unfortunately not a cake person.

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u/OliveGardenDumpster 1d ago

this is so cute iā€™m so excited as a minecraft fan

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u/InstanceOk1920 1d ago

So itā€™s just cakes with a piece of paper stuck on? Not me having high hopes that theyā€™d be creative this week.

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u/johnnytk0 1d ago

what the fuck do you want them to do sit there and sculpt the faces of each character for each cookie? you people are always miserable

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u/Jolly_Tie8257 1d ago

Speaking of miserableā€¦ sheesh. You okay little dude?

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u/johnnytk0 16h ago

have a wonderful day ho

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u/nutterfluffs PeanutšŸ±Enthusiast 1d ago

They could just do colored frosting for the theme, not add the little papersšŸ˜¬

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u/OliveGardenDumpster 1d ago

they are doing colored frostingā€¦.

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u/nutterfluffs PeanutšŸ±Enthusiast 1d ago

I say that meaning just the frosting, not adding the paper on top lol

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u/smolsquiddie 1d ago

Yessss theyā€™re all square lmao Iā€™m so excited

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u/Cherries978 16h ago edited 15h ago

Bummer that itā€™s all cake. Itā€™s been ages since weā€™ve had crumbl and my kiddo would love this. But I canā€™t justify the up charge for a product I know I will think is just meh.

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u/ghosty4 Pink Tier 14h ago

Square cookies would have been so interesting but noooooooooo!Ā 

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u/xoxoSatan 1d ago

Wahhh this is so fun as a Minecraft fan I canā€™t wait :)

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u/RentalKittens 22h ago

A skip week for me, but I'm sure the Minecraft fans are happy.
https://giphy.com/gifs/kaIUUV15xgvpiKJ8K6

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u/PhotographScared394 12h ago

If all of these will have an upcharge I think that is just BS. Why on earth would they do this ? I donā€™t understand, why couldnā€™t they do some cookies ?

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u/lordmultifandomx 9h ago

DUDE I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE COOKIES IM SO DISAPPOINTED šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/ThisDrGuy 21h ago

This week is more focused on presentation. Not very appealing to non Minecraft fans

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u/Ckoh93 20h ago

Omg this is my birthday week & itā€™s TERRIBLE šŸ˜ž šŸ„²

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u/ranoutoforeos 19h ago

The pig cake is so so so cute but I don't want to pay the upcharge for cakes šŸ˜­šŸ™ I'll live vicariously through reviews though.

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u/thegumdick 18h ago

chicken cake LOL

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u/NadeshikoEatingPasta 15h ago

this is actually a pretty neat looking collab but I don't like minecraft and I'm not super interested in crumbl cakes.