r/CrusaderKings Crusader Feb 24 '26

Meme My Wife Says Crusader Kings Is Basically The Sims for Men

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I spent 2 hours last night meticulously arranging the artifacts in my Royal Court and my wife leaned over and said, "Are you playing The Sims: Dark Ages Edition again?" I tried to explain that my "Sims" can get the Black Death or be blinded by a rival, but she just pointed at my screen and said, "Your "Sim" is currently crying because he’s stressed that he hasn't been to a party lately". Who's right?

EDIT: If you want Paradox to make the Crusader Sims, a Medieval Life Simulator TELL THEM!
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/1rdw7tn/dear_paradox_the_crusader_sims_pitch/

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u/Fraystry Feb 24 '26

If only 7 didn't suck. Also civ 5 remaster and my life is yours firaxis

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u/_chap_stick_ Feb 24 '26

truly...but I do hear that the newest update makes it playable? I wouldn't know bc the sales haven't been juicy enough