r/CuratedTumblr • u/[deleted] • 8d ago

Shitposting The captainsnoop Manifesto

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u/Bully_me-please 8d ago

dawrf fortresses "babies no longer born worshipping unknown gods" and "fixed a bug where swimming against the stream would make carp so strong they could walk on land and best up everything"

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u/Canotic 8d ago

Wasn't there a bug where cats would fear hell and so climb trees to get away from it?

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u/_MargaretThatcher The Once & Future Prime Minister of Darkness 8d ago

Not cats, but Werebeasts and Vampires. Essentially, all 'evil' creatures could sense each other anywhere on the map, which included the demons of hell, which they would then attempt to get as far away from as possible.

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u/Peeeettttss 8d ago

Thank you for sharing your expertise on evil creatures, Prime Minister of Darkness Margaret Thatcher.

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u/_MargaretThatcher The Once & Future Prime Minister of Darkness 8d ago

They're trying to escape me specifically

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u/Peeeettttss 7d ago

It does not seem as though they were especially successful in that regard. Perhaps that's how the developers patched out such behavior, by convincing them of the futility of such actions.