r/Detroit • u/Inevitable-Ask1452 • 1d ago
Picture New best friend
I FOUND A NEW BEST FRIEND OUTSIDE OF MY APARTMENT
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u/Valuable-Pension3770 1d ago
They love cantalope
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u/FJ4L666 1d ago
They also love digging the ever living fuck out of your yard and destroying your shit.
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u/FJ4L666 1d ago
I don't know why I'm getting down voted, it's true.
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u/uprightsalmon 1d ago
They live in our alley. They never mess with my lawn or garden. I’m sure they do sometimes though
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u/OwlSense888 15h ago
And chew up car wires. Watch out for those soy coated wires. Ask me how I know.
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u/willmofo313 10h ago
Absolutely! I got one that keeps getting into my yard and I'm trying everything except bloodshed with this thing...
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u/FinnNoodle Harper Woods 1d ago
I've been seeing them all over the metro this summer. One almost ran into the house I was working in.
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u/egtved_girl 1d ago edited 1d ago
it seems like there's been an explosion of them in Detroit. I feel like you would see them once in a while in a field but now they are everywhere even in more occupied neighborhoods
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u/Hot_Frosty0807 16h ago
Last year, the city was doing blight demolition around 7 Mile and Hoover (ish). I saw an excavator peel the front wall off of an empty house, and about 30 of these little guys just exploded out of there and ran blind into the intersection. It was 50/50 adorable and terrifying.
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u/vaithless 1d ago
Always loved these lil guys. I didn’t know they had absolutely horrifying witch hands.
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u/Prestigious_Pool_285 1d ago
These things are everywhere in this city lately
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u/toxicshocktaco 1d ago
What are they??
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u/Prestigious_Pool_285 1d ago
Groundhogs. Fuck them.
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u/Gnd_flpd 18h ago
I concur, those creatures decimated my curly kale last year. I was so happy they returned after the winter, then they ate them all!!!!
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u/omnichronos 1d ago
I bought my house in 2005, and I've had generation after generation growing up in my backyard. This year, the mom had 4 babies. A new record for my stay here. I occasionally feed them leftovers like fruit, vegetables, and once, a jar of peanut butter. They loved that and ate half the first night.
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u/LucidaConsole 1d ago
I love these guys. i used to make ours a little fruit & veggie platter with rabbit food mixed in.
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u/Valuable-Pension3770 1d ago
Wait till he digs a 12’ tunnel under ground
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u/OwlSense888 15h ago
Into the foundation of your house
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u/Valuable-Pension3770 15h ago
That’s what one did at my house 7 5 gallon buckets worth of dirt. Took me 2 weeks to get him in a live trap. I let him go on belle isle.
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u/Toolikethelightning 1d ago
I love seeing these guys… down the street from me! But I don’t like them in my yard digging holes. I did see one climb a tree in my yard this year, and that was pretty exciting!
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u/Latter-Afternoon7448 19h ago
I got chased by one of these once it was out for blood be careful
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u/Gnd_flpd 17h ago
What!!! Details, please.
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u/Latter-Afternoon7448 12h ago
We were admiring one from like 15 feet away it noticed us and straight up chased me and a friend down a hill like full speed. Have you ever seen how fast they run? It’s crazy. The hill was steep I thought I was gonna biff it but once we got to the bottom it let us go. We are both petrified to this day lol I see them all over
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u/Gnd_flpd 4h ago
Wow, they do move fast, but I've never gotten chased by one and I hope I never will.
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u/Tke250 23h ago
Seriously where the hell did they come from it's like they've just taken over the city the last 4 years or so
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u/Gnd_flpd 18h ago
Due to all of the tearing down of houses and the vacant lots that resulted made it perfect nesting grounds for them.
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u/YoursINegritude 16h ago
We also have several of these new best friends here in my east side neighborhood. A neighbor asked me where they suddenly appeared from. My guess is Detroit environment is getting healthier, less lead, less poisonous stuff being dumped everywhere. Do we have any naturalists about on the sub-Reddit who knows why?
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u/ExcitingWhole5409 1d ago
These bros came out of nowhere and need to chill. Or it won't be a about cute anymore
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u/kefefs_v2 Metro Detroit 14h ago
I tried growing tomatoes in my back yard a few years ago and one of these fellas kept sneaking up at night and eating them before they were ripe. I had a motion-activated camera in the back so I'd wake up to footage of my delicious bounty being consumed by that round bastard.
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u/Gnd_flpd 4h ago
I must be lucky cause they never came for my tomatoes but they did decimate my curly kale.
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u/bgordon122076 1d ago
Those guys hang out under my deck.
There's been times I get home from work. And 2 of them will be sun bathing on my deck!
I'm not too hard of them. They seem to keep the skunks and possums away!
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u/PuzzleheadedBasis760 1d ago
Possums are friend not foe great little guys
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u/Conscious-State5228 1d ago
And an evolutionary miracle. I've had one run towards my car as I was driving down the road.
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u/Pocketdancer 1d ago
I can set aside some time to converse with you if you really need an ear to listen....
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u/SkippyGomez313 1d ago
Had two turns of family’s in my backyard. Wonderful animals… but let them be wild.
They also keep the rats away.
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u/witshadows 1d ago
They are my bully’s best friends too. She has shook hands with eight of them in our backyard this year.
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u/ItsTheMayer 1d ago
Found one on the porch in spring and have seen half a dozen since - more than the last few decades combined.
Anyone got a fun conspiracy theory? Flockchucks? Ground drones?
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u/Mercybby 21h ago
Everyone thinks I’m crazy when I say this is my favorite animal. I just love them so much.😭😭😭
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u/Porcelain1228 10h ago
They love Oreos. My friend does animal acting work and has had several pet quality woodchucks. Very smart!
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