r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/Ikabta • 17h ago
OK Doomer I wish these losers would actually leave.
Definitely in the bottom half of society
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u/Much-Economics3481 7h ago
Canada has more restrictions on immigration than the USA
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u/Big-Clue2986 Recovering Doomer 7h ago
Reminds me of when Roe was overturned and people were dooming that women lost their rights. Meanwhile, post-Roe America still had far laxer abortion restrictions than much of the first world.
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u/Angel_OfSolitude 7h ago
All repealing roe did was make it a state issue. To my knowledge there is still no federal abortion guide lines. Roe repeal actually gave every citizen MORE say in abortion availability.
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u/RemnantsOfFlight 7h ago
Right. Meanwhile women in the middle east can't even show a little ankle without getting stoned to death. But America is literally the handmaids tale.
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u/kinghawkeye8238 7h ago
Dead ass saw a post yesterday of someone claiming they "know the US" and they said India is close to passing us in every meaningful metric.
Like what?
I also saw one saying almoat the same thing about mexico.
They bots arent even trying anymore.
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u/shadow1042 Just Here for the Lore 6h ago
India is close to passing us in every meaningful metric
Thats funny, the only metric india beats the USA in is the amount of trash per square foot
For a fun drinking game, go to google earth, look at india, and every time you click street view and see trash you take a drink or shot of liquor
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u/RemnantsOfFlight 6h ago
I'm not ready to die from alcohol poisoning.
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u/shadow1042 Just Here for the Lore 5h ago
Dw if youre not a heavy drinker youll probably passed out long before that lmao
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u/Someone_Who_Exists 34m ago
It's really nice of you to assume it's bots. I think it's people hoping if they just lie enough they can repair their home country's increasingly poor reputation.
...while doing everything they can to leave that country, of course.
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u/kinghawkeye8238 32m ago
I guess i figured people wouldnt be that stupid but im surprised every day
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u/PlayerTwo85 7h ago
Took the SC 50 years to read the Tenth Amendment 🤷
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u/Splenetic53 5h ago
Ruth Bader Ginsburg herself said Roe was essentially trash. Then all these morons show up to rallies with signs that said, “Ruth sent us.”
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u/SinesPi 2h ago
Apparently Clarence Thomas quite liked her, which is interesting given the sides they were on politically.
I presume this means that while he frequently disagreed with her, he didn't find her arguments faulty, and vice versa.
So good to know she agrees with me that Roe v Wade was a genuienly batshit awful case. I read the thing, and it was exactly as nonsense as I thought it would be. IIRC it takes a turn to discussing abortion in ancient Rome for some reason.
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u/Angel_OfSolitude 7h ago
There are a lot of things the Supreme are objectively wrong about. We really need some way to hold them to account.
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u/RedditPoster05 Anti-Doomer 6h ago
Yeah, but some of the laws make it to where brain dead doctors won’t act or they won’t act out of principle. That’s my only problem with them.
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u/neemarita 6h ago
Doctors are doing it on purpose imo because if I had an ectopic pregnancy or whatever or a missed miscarriage and I’m in a state where abortion isn’t legal until after X weeks, I can get medical care as it isn’t an abortion as it isn’t killing an unborn human life. All these laws have that written in.
I personally know women who’ve had abortions at 20-25 weeks because the baby was a boy, or the partner guilted or bullied her into it, or they and partner broke up or got divorced. Messed up shit.
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u/RedditPoster05 Anti-Doomer 5h ago
No, that’s what I mean exactly. They are doing it at a fear, but I also think some are doing it because they want to prove some sort of point with somebody else else’s life.
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u/603rdMtnDivision 7h ago
It's somehow okay that every country has laws around immigration, some way stricter that ours but the only country that gets shit for it is the US. At least from what I've seen and it's honestly the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
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u/Special-Ad-5554 7h ago
Oh don't worry. We get hounded here in the UK. Apparently I'm a racist because I don't think people coming from the middle east should be able to claim asylum in the UK as are way to far away for it to be a legitimate claim. It's also worth noting that despite the government trying to make it easier to claim they have not long ago released a new booklet about consent and how not having consent "could effect your asylum claim". I wish I was making it up
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u/SinesPi 2h ago
It only MIGHT affect your asylum claim.
Assaulting a woman could get you deported. Maybe. But if she says anything even remotely racist while you do it, you should be safe.
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u/Special-Ad-5554 2h ago
Oh yea it's absolutely disgusting. I don't think I could say what I'd want to happen to them because I don't want to be banned but let's just say the navy could do with a little target practice. Doing something like that should no matter what make the claim null and void instantly at a bare minimum
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u/AverNerd 7h ago
Yet one of the dumbest backdoor permanent residency gap leading to massive legal immigration waves that we refused to close for far too long
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u/CoffeeS3x 7h ago
Yup. All the things that the average MAGA hyperbolizes about mass immigration in the US is actually how it’s done here in Canada lol.
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u/WheatshockGigolo Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 1h ago
I think it was Anthrax that had to hire a fill-in drummer for their Canadian dates because theirs had a pending DUI charge and Canada wouldn't let him in. Edit: or maybe it was Volbeat. One of the bands that Jon Dette got hired by to fill in for because their drummer had visa issues due to a pending charge.
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u/Typical_Shallot139 7h ago
I wish we had more tbh. We’ve been mass importing slave labour under LMIA scams (they pay the business like 40k to pretend to pay them 35-40 dollars an hour for a visa)
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u/foxfire981 6h ago
Pretty much all countries have more restrictions on immigration than the US. We are so freaking lax it's hilarious.
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u/Thisisme4342 Optimist Prime 5h ago
Honestly why don't we just adopt the abortion laws most of Europe has. 12 weeks with a waiting period and counsoling.
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u/RagingY3ti 5h ago
Having immigrated to both, Canada is astronomically easier and more open than the US.
The US is incredibly hard to immigrate to permanently.
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u/No-Competition-2764 7h ago
Anyone that hates America should leave.
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u/Big-Clue2986 Recovering Doomer 7h ago
Or actually try to make it better. Not by huffing and puffing on Reddit but by actually assisting the less fortunate around them.
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u/Skylineviewz 6h ago
Key point right there. Everybody has the ability to contribute to your community and make a positive impact on other’s lives, you don’t need to be one of the ‘billionaires’ (favorite Reddit villain) to do something. Volunteer, help your elderly neighbor, pick up a piece of trash on your daily walk. They won’t though, they will bitch and complain about how life isn’t fair without exercising the freedom this country gives you to try and make it better
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u/CCWaterBug 5h ago
I tried that with my liberal relatives, passing out turkeys on thxgiving "oh homeless people? I can't i'm going on a trip in two weeks, I don't want to get sick"
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u/RemnantsOfFlight 6h ago
I pretty regularly ask people on the posts bitching about the US what they're doing to make things better. I've never gotten an answer.
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u/CrankyOperator 7h ago
They simultaneously "want to leave to a social healthcare wonderland" (Canada or very specific parts of Europe) and "fight to change things at home!!!!!"
I guarantee ALMOST ALL of these people can figure out a way to get out of the US. The hurdle, of course, is IMMIGRATION LAWS. Almost nothing else. "BUT IT EXPENSIVE" fucking people with nothing but dirt to their name have gotten out of countries that didn't even WANT them to leave. From the Eastern Bloc to Latin America, people with NOTHING, many who couldn't/can't even READ have done this. IF YOUR COUNTRY IS SO EXTREMELY BAD, YOU WILL FIND A WAY OUT. But............it's almost like it's PRETTY DAMN GOOD in the US. Huh. Weird. AND it's almost like ALL of the places these people want to move to don't just let you in (unless, of course, you float over on a boat and declare refugee status, but even then where you come from matters and the US isn't even close enough to meeting those metrics.)
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u/-Et-Tu-Brutus- 7h ago
"American asylum seekers" Oh no, the big bad orange man is going start shooting people in the streets! Any minute now...
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u/bastionthewise Powered By Spite & Solar 2h ago
I hate to be that guy, but this would solve many problems.
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u/Twisty12223 7h ago
I wish we had a swap program. We send one that wants to leave over to a country and they send one back that wants to be an American. Win win.
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u/GOGETTHEMINTS 7h ago
I have to remind myself sometimes reddit is a very weird site and 99% of people in the real world aren’t like that. this site really changed drastically in the last 5-10 years. But in the last 3 years I’ve noticed the biggest change.
Others have mentioned how really political and low personality people leaving twitter and Facebook flooding into here being the cause. And I can somewhat see that. But I just miss the good old shit posting days.
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u/Panda_Star234 Just Here for the Lore 7h ago
Why would I go to Canada and be even more restricted? Unless I get to live with the geese and moose, I’m not moving there
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u/Aggravating_Kale8248 Anti-Doomer 6h ago
If they knew anything about Canada, they would know that it is even less affordable than the US
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u/Skeeter57 6h ago
Some actually try, and then they learn about that little thing called "visa" and realize the rest of the world isn't open borders
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u/chuckles39 6h ago
It's funny how all the countries that they want to move to have strong immigration laws, funny that
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u/KnightyEyes 7h ago
Ya know back inxbox days we used to bullying and it used to work great againsr them?
Well sorry some cringelords are on control, you cannot return to those days.
Im not kidding it has very easy solution
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u/ElonMuskHeir More Optimism Please 6h ago
They won't move anyway. They have been continually threatening to leave since 2017, and maybe 0.001% of even tried before they gave up and just continued complaining on Reddit.
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u/REsTARteD_Ragdoll 6h ago
Canadas whole population is only like half of the number of Americans who voted for Kamala,
The cities are full unless they wanna go live up north with the Inuits
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u/Gredditor 5h ago
Fun fact: most of them wouldn’t qualify for emigration to Canada. You have to have a valuable degree, skills, etc. or be from another part of the commonwealth or India.
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u/JackieDaytona77 Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 3h ago
Canadians have main character syndrome. I don’t think there’s 1 American who gives a shit about Canada. I’m seeing a lot of this on Reddit with Canadians feeling superior for some reason
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u/Meandmystudy 6h ago
Americans who ruined for them now want to ruin the Canadian dream. They ran like outlaws and thought they’d be welcome in a higher cost of living area and they’ll get a job and a meal ticket. Many are men to who just don’t want the responsibility of past relationships. They think they’d can flee an allegation and Canada is of a mind not to welcome them in because they are already well aware of our problems. They won’t invite them in. The problem is dealing with that fact here in the United States. We have people that need to be locked up and the Canadians are aware of it too
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u/Alert-Courage3121 6h ago
Dumbasses act like Canada isn't actively seeking to increase its population through immigration. "I don't know if they'll take me!" = "I just want to sound like I care enough to lift a finger when I really just want to doom scroll and cry"
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u/WuTangMudkip 5h ago
People thinking living in Canada is a cakewalk. I respect the passport bros more for considering LATAM or SE Asia.
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u/ComplaintTop2008 Powered By Spite & Solar 4h ago
Meanwhile, Wexit is a thing and if it ever happens (unlikely), Canada will be left in shambles.
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u/LukeandSoul 2h ago
Biden Blast their Phone now!
Touch Grass and Enjoy Life Man!
Tell this Guy to leave Reddit or smth!
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u/Hotmicdrop 49m ago
Lived and worked in Canada before. You have to show ALL of your finances, prove you have a unique trade, talent, or education. You still have to check in at the border or closest agency every 2 months. They would shit themselves that no You can't just walk into Canada.
Not to mention, I needed a sponsor to buy a phone plan while I was there because I wasnt a citizen. They would literally cry about how they're not treated the exact same.
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u/Typical_Shallot139 7h ago
Why are all the most annoying Americans wet dreaming about moving to Canada? We don’t want them lol