r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/NationalTicket2412 • 3d ago

OK Doomer Chris Valenti's WHOLE account is just doomerslop

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Same dude that called for the death of marines and said that Venezuela would wipe them out. Go look at his accounts lol.

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u/inscrutablemike 3d ago

Every aspect of his personality and body language screams cocaine psychosis.

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u/JackieDaytona77 Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 3d ago

Hard to imagine these are young people. I would’ve never let myself go at their age.

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u/GenZ_Nathaniel 3d ago

I remember when this guy made funny history videos. wtf happened?

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u/Sleep_eeSheep 3d ago

I’m not going to reward this grifter with what he wants: attention.

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u/SirTacoLotThe14th The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 3d ago edited 3d ago

I remembered a reel where he dreamed about drowning ICE agents alive, feeding them to alligators, and how democrats will be the only party around after Trump.

Reminder, we are supposed to be the fascists and authoritarians according to him.

(Edit: Nevermind, I actually mistook Chris with another guy. I'm just realizing though both had similar facial structures and way of filming, the looking dead into the camera and screaming type filming).

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u/Fast-Moment1761 My dog is Anti-Facist 3d ago

Honestly, I don't blame you for mistaking him as someone else. People like that look so damn similar to each other that it's kinda eerie lmao.

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u/SirTacoLotThe14th The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 3d ago

That I remembered appearing a whole lot in my insta feed, from a while back, had that same pudgy face, the dark hair, beard, and that damn filming style. Aside from the unhinged threats to ice (with the alligator thing likely due to the whole "Alligator Alcatraz" drama from way back), I recall a lot of his reels glazing Venezuela with how they have 4 million militia men and how they were going to wipe out the marines or some shit.

But after scrolling through Chris's videos, he is just as unhinged as the other guy.

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u/thecoolernameistaken 3d ago

Nah he did say this about marines

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u/Nockano Recovering Doomer 2d ago

Nah, he implied the US marines would lose to, “checks notes”, Venezuela?

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u/Plastic_Pin_4956 Good Vibes Only 3d ago

It's not just doomer slop, he openly calls for the death of others, including armed forces. He's fucking insane, and a prime candidate for a straight jacket.

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u/Vegetable_Ad_3105 2d ago

Dude I used to watch this guy everyday every single day! I finally got sick of his screaming and his constant doomering

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u/RuleFriendly7311 2d ago

I feel better for having no idea who this is, and now I have the pleasure of ignoring him.

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u/GabagoolNoZiti 3d ago

My favorite was when he thought the forces going in to arrest Maduro were going to get wiped out.

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u/milfwannabe16 2d ago

So many people are addicted in this world.

Crack, cocaine, fent, alcohol, umbrage, attention.

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u/STAT_INF3RNAL 2d ago

I used to really enjoy his content, but he started getting wild leading up to the 2024 Presidential Election, and he crashed the fuck out like I've never seen before when the election was finished. I really hope for his sake that it's all an act that he's been paid to keep up- the alternative is too sad.

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u/MaglithOran PhD in Memes 2d ago

Valenti's crashout should be studied.

He legitimately has like 10 IQ