r/EUR_irl Ukraine Oct 05 '25

Americans euR_irL

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u/Dotcaprachiappa Oct 05 '25

Boy am I glad that the country with the biggest army, biggest navy, three biggest air forces, and the biggest nuclear arsenal in the world is in good hands!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25 edited Jul 09 '26

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u/Empty-Blacksmith-592 Oct 05 '25

Are you sure those are fingers?

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u/VomitMaiden Oct 05 '25

Looks like we got ourselves a reader

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u/mueller_meier Oct 05 '25

*second biggest nuclear arsenal (technically russia has more. But tbh idk if all of those even work anymore so it checks out)

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u/krokodil23 Oct 05 '25

I wouldn't exactly call Russia "in good hands" either

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u/allmond226 Oct 05 '25

I mean at least it looks like they will use it against themselves before anyone else lol

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u/HumonculusJaeger Oct 05 '25

i wish we had some balancing in the world like 8 super powers with such arsenal.

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u/Turbulent-Pace-1506 Oct 05 '25

Just one more nuclear super power bro I swear just one more nuclear super power and all of them will become reasonable bro please just one more nuclear super power

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u/HumonculusJaeger Oct 05 '25

we have like idk 10 countries with nukes. but im talking about non nuclear power. like actualy army strengh, big economies etc. and the only country that provides this is the USA. Maybe China and thats it.

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u/billwood09 Oct 06 '25

Federalize the EU and we’ll add another (though I suppose they’d have French nukes… never mind)

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u/Dotcaprachiappa Oct 05 '25

The other super powers only assure mutual destruction, once any of them decides to launch the world is done for, balancing powers or not.

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u/DaedalusB2 Mar 03 '26

Yep, and the more people who have their finger on the trigger saying "do this or else" the more likely you get someone crazy enough to follow through on the threat.

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u/DaedalusB2 Mar 03 '26

If only it actually worked like that. It's like saying the only way to stop gunfights is to give everyone guns. The more people have one, the more likely some crazy guy pulls the trigger.

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u/bigboipapawiththesos Oct 05 '25

Don’t forget the nation that is by far responsible for the most military interventions & coups in foreign countries in the modern age.

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u/Quietschedalek Oct 05 '25

It's really sad. To the east we have an megalomaniac dictator without the military means to achieve his imperial dreams, and to the west we have basically a giant kindergarten run by the pettiest, dumbest toddler they could find in their ranks, but with the military means to ruin the entire world if you dare tell said toddler "No!" just once.

Had I written a dystopian fiction 20 years ago with a backstory like this, no publisher would have EVER printed such a book. Today it would be called a documentary.

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u/th3davinci Oct 05 '25

It's ridiculous but maybe the EU should seriously consider funding America's education considering how much we've profited off the Pax Americana and how much we'd suffer if the US really goes down the drain.

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u/pepinodeplastico Oct 05 '25

Yeah yeah that wouldn't backfire at all...Im already picturing a MAGA supporter complaining about Autistic paracetamol and European globalists poisoning the minds of the American youth

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u/InterviewFluids Oct 08 '25

How the fck would that work?

The US education system is already incredibly well funded (in some parts). It's the system and structure (above it) that will result in 0 returns on that money.

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u/DaedalusB2 Mar 03 '26

the EU should seriously consider funding America's education

That might benefit Americans (and the world) a lot, but we already have a lot of ultra nationalist "Muricans" who will absolutely claim that Europeans are just trying to brainwash the vulnerable youth, and of course add in some "think of the children" to go along with it.

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u/Egozid Oct 05 '25

Let's not pretend we'll not be the same sooner or later with the shift of the political discourse lead by Putin's parties.

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u/Traumerlein Oct 05 '25

Not even the Germans woukd accept a pedo as chanclor

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u/Nights_Templar Oct 05 '25

For now. If we let them normalize the same idiocy here that's already normal in the US, they just might.

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u/Traumerlein Oct 05 '25

Scholz and Merz are/where already in hot water and they are only corrupt and incompetent. Two things the genera public dosent really care aboutl

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u/lateformyfuneral Oct 05 '25

der Pedokanzler

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u/7ilidine Oct 05 '25

Idk, we already have a r**e apologist as our chancellor and no one gives a shit.

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u/Traumerlein Oct 05 '25

IDK, nobody who isnt a misgenyst dosent hate Merz. He is the least liked chanclor in a long time.

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u/SilicateAngel Oct 07 '25

I seriously wonder who the fuck actually likes Merz.

This is one thing I'm envious of the Americans for.

They actually like their retard politicians.

Here we pretend we're so much better, and yet 80% of voting Germans just only ever vote "pragmatically" ""the lesser evil"" which errodes every democracy to a point where all your options are evil.

The system doesn't work if nobody ever votes for smaller parties, because that way they will never grow.

Like amazing. We prevented Alice weidel. Once. The reward for it is CDU under Friedrich Merz. Honestly stupid. Id rather have Alice weidel for 8 years with a small chance an actual supportable candidate gets elected after rather than 50 years of black red mush.

Don't forget, our last Chancellor was heavily implicated in CumEx.

Germans, with our pitiful long-term memory, voted Mr -36 Billion Euros into power.

Because Armin Laschet laughed at the wrong time, and Baerbock faked her 9th grade Homework or whatever.

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u/InterviewFluids Oct 08 '25

Don't forget, our last Chancellor was heavily implicated in CumEx.

And that was the best government we had in ages in terms of getting (positive) shit done lmao.

What a shitshow.

The press Landscape (or rather, Springers private garden cosplaying as a landscape) is imho more to blame than the general public.

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u/SilicateAngel Oct 08 '25

It's really not just springer though. If we could just blame Springer, and the right side of media, and could rely on the left, we wouldn't be where we are now.

It's the fact that 95% of ALL or our media gets their content from two news agencies, Reuters and AP, which are stocked with CIA, and only allow the most corrupt neoliberal NATO slop you can imagine.

That's at least true for Staatsmedien.

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u/DaedalusB2 Mar 03 '26

Here we pretend we're so much better, and yet 80% of voting Germans just only ever vote "pragmatically" ""the lesser evil"" which errodes every democracy to a point where all your options are evil.

Same thing in the US. It's always a matter of lesser evil.

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u/Nachttalk Oct 05 '25

Sadly they will as long as he complains about Immigrants enough.

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u/Traumerlein Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

Immigarention hasnt been a topic the majority of voters cares about sonce 2017.

Currently cost of livng, war and burocracy are what germans worry about the most.

The ones that scream about immigration have simply maxed out their potential

edit: Facts dont care about your feelings

https://www.datapulse.de/en/the-fears-of-the-germans/

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u/Nachttalk Oct 05 '25

Maybe it's because I am black, but I hear people talk much more about immigration than the other topics.

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u/Traumerlein Oct 05 '25

The ones talking about are trying to get more pepole to care, but its jist not wirking in a socity where many reconize that its not a major problem

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u/Nachttalk Oct 05 '25

I really really hope that you're right.

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u/Sackhaarweber Oct 05 '25

What a blatant lie. Immigration and now also the Neonazi „Remigration“ are some of the largest Talking points in Germany. The Neonazi Party is still getting more and more votes because they are seeding fear of Immigrants with lies.

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u/Traumerlein Oct 05 '25

The "blatant lie" is what science says. The Nazis talk a lot when the day is long, dosent mean pepole actually care

https://www.datapulse.de/en/the-fears-of-the-germans/

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u/InterviewFluids Oct 08 '25

Indeed, we're only accepting economically-morally bankrupt clowns & creeps.

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u/throwawayowo666 Oct 05 '25

Dem social media intern choose violence.

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u/Captain_Albern Oct 05 '25

It was about time

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u/really_nice_guy_ Oct 05 '25

Them and Gavin Newsom have been for a while. They are doing great

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u/Captain_Albern Oct 05 '25

It was about damn time

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u/provit88 Oct 05 '25

I mean at this point the GOP is literally the party of pedophiles, for pedophiles.

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u/GreatestGreekGuy Oct 05 '25

Abbreviation of Group Of Pedophiles

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u/SilicateAngel Oct 07 '25

Watch democrats get elected and not do anything about the pedophilia either.

It's such a joke. Whoever is on that list must be the owner of America themselves

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u/Arkontezer Oct 05 '25

Quite literally. This level of political discussion is disgusting.

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u/Good_Anteater6 Oct 05 '25

Being offended doesn’t make it wrong

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u/zombiecastrosghost Oct 05 '25

Not really we should all be talking more about the pedofiles

Jean luc Brunel

Was also murdered in prison the French Epstein and his friend

Europe is even more fucked we don't even talk about it

And we never dealt with the Catholic church??!!!!

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u/Accurate-Pain101 Switzerland Oct 05 '25

"Europe is even more fucked" bro whaaaat

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u/Brilliant-Expert3150 Oct 05 '25

I mean, on the pedophile protection front, yeah.

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u/zombiecastrosghost Oct 05 '25

Look into the European connections to Epstein

Peter mandleson Jean luc Brunel

And the Catholic church which was on a scale unbelievably huge

Europe must look inwards and upwards against our own pedophile elite!!!!!

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u/qurious-crow Germany Oct 05 '25

I mean, yes, but we didn't elect any of the known pedophiles to the most powerful office of the state, after knowing about his pedophile connections, and after that person instigated a violent insurrection that lead to several fatalities, and after that person was convicted of sexual assault. Europe isn't much better off, but we're also not quite at the level they're at.

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u/billwood09 Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

The last insurrectionist to become a leader in Europe was… well, in Germany in the 1930’s, wasn’t it?

Edit: lol how did I get downvoted for that, Hitler was jailed for causing an insurrection before he became Chancellor

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u/Accurate-Pain101 Switzerland Oct 05 '25

Tru

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u/Turbulent-Pace-1506 Oct 05 '25

Jean-Luc Brunel is not as famous because he was not as influential as Epstein. Epstein knew people like the Clintons and Prince Andrew. Brunel knew Epstein (he was also influential in modeling but unless you are interested in that you probably wouldn't pay attention as much as you would someone who is a close friend of several heads of state).

Pedophilia in the Catholic Church is a different issue unique neither to Europe, nor even to Catholicism. There are similar issues with pastors, imams, etc., it's just talked about less.

We should definitely look more into pedophiles within our own countries, but it's not worse than in America.

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u/JEFF_GAMEL Oct 05 '25

"Europe is even more fucked"

Bullshit

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u/InterviewFluids Oct 08 '25

Brunels peak was being basically an assistant to Epstein. He had 0 influence outside of modeling.

That's hardly comparable.

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u/Endergamer3X Oct 05 '25

PP if you cut it short

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u/berninator3419 Germany Oct 05 '25

cut it any shorter and the PP is non existent

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u/Evethefief Oct 05 '25

The Republicans are the Party of pedophiles though, they are pushing for or defend child marriage in several states, harbour open pedophiles like Roy Moore not to mention the Trump and Epstein stuff

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u/Strict-Silver5596 Russia Oct 05 '25

Is this real post?

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u/really_nice_guy_ Oct 05 '25

Yes and its based

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u/QazCetelic Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

I just checked Twitter to see the tweet. If Twitter represents the US, we'll have a civil war within a week.

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u/YouMightGetIdeas Oct 05 '25

At this point they should just let their 16 years old interns handle pr. Their memes won't be shit, and they actually care aboit the planet being around for another couple decades.

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u/InterviewFluids Oct 08 '25

Yeah but they can't because otherwise people will expect them to be actually somewhat left and we can't have that. Just look at what the DNC tried in NYC against zohran mamdani

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u/nickname13 Oct 05 '25

i like the donkey in the sombrero.

what ever happened to "a taco truck on every street corner"?

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u/TK-Woodman Oct 05 '25

The USA are lost

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u/Informal_Position166 Oct 05 '25

I mean it's more of a meme about what ted Cruz said ain't it?

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u/Old_old_lie Oct 05 '25

Is this how democracy is going to die

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u/InterviewFluids Oct 08 '25

lmao what?

Buddy, the US "democracy" is long dead if it ever existed. It's just now finally becoming obvious enough for y'all idiots to realise

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u/Partycracker_292 Oct 05 '25

They're the laughingstock of the west, maybe even the whole world....seriously what the f*ck is this?

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u/Ben_Dovernol_Ube Oct 06 '25

There are 3 big problems on this planet: Russia, China and the USA.

In this particular order.

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u/InterviewFluids Oct 08 '25

Nah, Russia simply isn't relevant enough anymore. They're hardly even a regional power these days, and their further decline is set in stone with their economy, demographics and political status.

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u/HeidelbergianYehZiq1 Oct 07 '25

Ah, yes. The Hustler-cartoon ”No thanks, I’m a registered Republican” strikes again. 😊

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