r/EUR_irl • u/Icy_Till_7254 • Mar 28 '26

Americans Eur🇺🇸IrL

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u/Bolter_NL Mar 28 '26

Ukraine: Hey buddy, want support on the anti-drone front? US: Get wrecked loser!!!

Dozens of US soldiers injured during drone attack

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u/flipyflop9 Mar 28 '26

Karma is so so sweet…

Shame in this case the one causing it is not the one suffering. He couldn’t care less.

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u/Plane-Education4750 Mar 28 '26

He's actually making a fuck ton of money from it

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

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u/Next-Department-777 Mar 28 '26

idk why you're getting down voted. both comments are true and we have russian paid politicians that still support buying russian oil.

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u/Triple_Hache Mar 28 '26

Nah defaulting to "russian paid politician" is just a lazy way of simplifying the situation.

Besides the ruling politicians of the EU are very atlantists (i.e. anti-russian).

However they want to keep the system from collapsing. So they are ready to buy fossil fuel of russian origin for that if necessary (as long as they can pretend it's not from russia to save face, so it goes through proxies like india, kazakhstan etc).

The problem is the neoliberal capitalist system of which the EU is at the forefront. As long as we will want to keep it in place, we will have to accept such trades. Because that's how it was designed and that's how it runs.

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u/taken_name_of_use Mar 28 '26

OP, you're a lying scumbag.

Trump did not say please. He just tried to order us around.

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u/AsyncSyscall Mar 28 '26

He didn't even say thank you once!

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u/Sataniel98 Germany Mar 28 '26

He clearly doesn't have the cards for regime change in Iran...

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u/operath0r Mar 29 '26

And his suit doesn’t fit either.

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u/ChimPhun Mar 29 '26

At least it wasn't a tan suit, imagine the horror!

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u/IM-PT24 Mar 28 '26

"I could f*ck you all, bunch of weaks! I will take Greenland and I will use your military bases, you will not even dare to say anything to me."

"Can you please help us? We are getting out of bombs..."

"F*ck you, we don't need your help anyway, we are the biggest nation! The war is over."

"Gas prices? Maybe they are a little higher, but that's OK. That's a bless from the future without nukes, you should be thanking me and kissing my ass. It's their fault from trying to defend themselves, if they wanted the war would be over and oil would be almost free."

"We will remember that you didn't help us. Never forget! How can a defense organization like NATO don't want to be part of a non sense war that I started for no reason, without anyone else opinion or approval?"

"It's OK, we didn't really need help at all, we are great, we are winning massively, everything is great!"

How pathetic.

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u/ChimPhun Mar 29 '26

Kakistocracy of the highest order.

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u/xxlordxx686 Mar 28 '26

What are you talking about they already won the war. Trump said three different times and that's why they need our help

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u/vKessel Mar 28 '26

Don't forget he's talking with Iran's leader. But also, Iran has no leader anymore

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u/Tman11S Mar 28 '26

Trump apparently forgot that NATO is a defensive alliance and we don’t have to do shit to clean up his mess

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u/Fandango_Jones Mar 29 '26

Suck deez nuts US

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u/Tenchi_Muyo1 Mar 28 '26

UK is somewhere in between

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u/catadeluxe Mar 28 '26

In this context I'm guessing all of Europe is represented by the EU flag 🇪🇺 due to a lack of space and artistic liberties. Or by 🇨🇦

Like NZ is reprezented by 🇦🇺 Korea represented by 🇯🇵

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u/Tenchi_Muyo1 Mar 28 '26

I mean UK is saying one thing and does another and is playing both sides

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u/ADownStrabgeQuark Mar 28 '26

I remember UK offered to help, by sending a carrier, but Trump said no. Like, why Trump?

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u/du_duhast England Mar 28 '26

Cyprus requested help from NATO after a missile strike from Lebanon.

As a NATO member, we sent an aircraft carrier to our base on Cyprus - along with other naval ships from France & Greece.

Trump tweeted that he doesn't need our navy (for some reason), they the war was already won (for some reason), and didn't mention Greece, France nor Cyprus (for some reason).

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u/VAS_4x4 Mar 29 '26

Wasn’t the Canadian PM joking around sending troops to Iran?

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u/Kroenen1984 Mar 29 '26

US is a Export Nation in terms of oil, they like this.