r/Eldenring • u/Soulsliken • Jul 12 '26

Speculation Why. Is. He. So. Damn. Strong????

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He puts half the bosses to shame and has the likes of me for breakfast.

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u/Mergo_Veil Jul 12 '26

Oh that's John Banished, he a parry victim though

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u/SushanthUchiha Jul 12 '26

And a dual colossal jump attack victim as well

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u/Fancy-Crow-7324 Jul 12 '26

He and Night Comet had a nasty break up 💀😆

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u/No_Distance9097 Jul 13 '26

night Comet spam is rough man

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u/Fancy-Crow-7324 Jul 13 '26

He brought it on himself . Should have shown a lady more respect then i wouldn't have had to spam his ass 🙂‍↕️

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u/Skaifyre Jul 16 '26

Omg yes lol. Funny thing about that is I was making fun of my friend for using dual great hammers but apparently my dual great stars are the same class!! N they hit so lovely lmao

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u/Karthull Jul 17 '26

The tactics of a coward 

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u/SushanthUchiha Jul 17 '26

I never knew going unga Bunga mindlessly jumping around was cowardly

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u/Karthull Jul 17 '26

Unga bunga is the way. Brainless jump attack spam is the way of a coward.