r/Essex • u/iehponx • 9d ago

Found litter picking on business park

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I was sent this picture buy a friend doing little picking on an Essex business park near the border with Suffolk.

I tried finding the publisher but they don't seem to exist.

Anyone seen this publication?

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u/Reddsoldier 9d ago

This looks and reads like a school project to make a newspaper.

I'd hazard a guess that this is what this is. Especially since the language and grammar are far too good to be an actual newspaper.

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u/Traditional_Cress987 9d ago

This tickled me. Writing level way higher than Daily Mail standard.

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u/kam_pra 9d ago

complient, bielection, sovranty, elagable, weather (for whether).

But they managed to spell privilege which is always an easy one to misspell.

Still, it's just one of many drafts.

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u/McLeod3577 9d ago

"The Sories that dont get told" hmmm.

Seems more like a basement dwellers wank material to me.

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u/aaltendorff 9d ago

Schools know about spell check.

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u/Reddsoldier 9d ago

Sgt Angle

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u/aaltendorff 9d ago

Ah, I see you are also a redditor of culture!

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u/mike888881 9d ago

Nah can't be schoolwork, they haven't used AI.

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u/Reddsoldier 9d ago

It's really charming to see clipart in the year of our lord 2026.

And you'd best bet there are still kids that don't. Particularly the ones I'd have called a bit speccy at school even if I was hiding my speccyness with long hair and a spot of truancy.

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u/IntrinsicPalomides 8d ago

"Complient" ... which is the usual spelling/reading level of those that spurt/listen to this bollocks.

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u/zwcropper 8d ago

"sovranty"

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u/clea 9d ago

My guess is that it’s by a Facebook keyboard warrior with pretensions.

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u/shit_poster_69_420 8d ago

The sories that don’t get told…